that is one form.
there are other schools of thought that claim there is no format.
the general consensus is though that the last sentence should be detached from the first
two but still make some sort of sense.
Today my fuckwit co-worker would not shut up about his computer fan making too much noise. He kept banging on the desk to try and make it stop. I told him to shut the fuck up and accept it, and then I wrote a haiku to help him be more zen about it.
A divine wind blows;
It is the entelechy
Of all fans to hum.
new zealand music the reason we are ...
new zealand music
the reason we are all here
except for a few
how many dudes you
know got the skills to go and
rock a show like this
[ http://www.mp3.com.au/grusome ]
Aaaahahaha! Love it! I paraphrased ...
Aaaahahaha! Love it! I paraphrased prodigy once, to similar effect -
You're no good for me
I don't need anybody
That's no good for me
work needs to be done surely it can be ...
work needs to be done
surely it can be put off
fingers hitting keys
Today my hair shines But I had nowhere ...
Today my hair shines
But I had nowhere to go
Good hair day at home
Dammit.
I suck at guitar But there's ...
I suck at guitar
But there's something cool about
Playing just for me
Windows NT crashed I am the blue ...
Windows NT crashed
I am the blue screen of death
no one hears your screams
Yesterday it worked
Today it no longer does
windows is like that
A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a mere book end
I remember those ones. My favourite ...
I remember those ones. My favourite was:
wind catches lily
scatt'ring petals to the wind:
segmentation fault
at dusk I stare at sunset on a ...
at dusk I stare at
sunset on a darkened sea
and wish to share it
that's my own one so don't steal it.
ooohhh Monkey - that is so sweet!!...
ooohhh Monkey - that is so sweet!!
*tear*...
*tear*
How doese haiku work again? Tell me so ...
How doese haiku work again? Tell me so i can write one too.
5 syllables, 7 ...
5 syllables,
7 syllables
5syllables,
there you go mr greebo!
English haiku is three lines - 5 ...
English haiku is three lines -
5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables
I type speedily Monkey puzzle's ...
I type speedily
Monkey puzzle's faster still
So he gets there first.
nice work young heather your words are ...
nice work young heather
your words are so eloquent
and gave me a laugh
that is one form. there are other ...
that is one form.
there are other schools of thought that claim there is no format.
the general consensus is though that the last sentence should be detached from the first
two but still make some sort of sense.
chained by 5 7 5 like Andromeda ...
chained by 5 7 5
like Andromeda
Stefan slays the monster
I am so tired Because of the cold I ...
I am so tired
Because of the cold I have
I want to go home
But then I complain Its because of the ...
But then I complain
Its because of the damn rain
I need a coffee
spring sun is welcome but not the ...
spring sun is welcome
but not the glare on my screen
i must be a nerd
the glare makes you squint you should ...
the glare makes you squint
you should pull your curtains down
or you will go blind
fuck fucking fucker, shit fuck fucking ...
fuck fucking fucker, shit fuck fucking fuckity fuck, fuckingest fuckfest
i'm a valley girl the devil looks in ...
i'm a valley girl
the devil looks in my pants
to find lena o
Today my fuckwit co-worker would not ...
Today my fuckwit co-worker would not shut up about his computer fan making too much noise. He kept banging on the desk to try and make it stop. I told him to shut the fuck up and accept it, and then I wrote a haiku to help him be more zen about it.
A divine wind blows;
It is the entelechy
Of all fans to hum.
Shutting the fuck up oxymoronic Zen ...
Shutting the fuck up
oxymoronic Zen master
hum your own manta
Ahhhhh, the sweet hum of the fan. I ...
Ahhhhh, the sweet hum of the fan. I feel sleepy just thinking about it.
Aka picks a fight. "You talking to me, ...
Aka picks a fight.
"You talking to me, bi-atch?"
Velocity asks.
I keep the fan on Even in the cold ...
I keep the fan on
Even in the cold winter.
It puts me to sleep.
Battle lines are draw words twisting ...
Battle lines are draw
words twisting in open wounds
damn the semantics
Dare to challenge me? Prepare yourself ...
Dare to challenge me?
Prepare yourself for certain
Annihilation!
a challenge is made two warriors ...
a challenge is made
two warriors gather arms
haiku to the death!
multisyllabic? intimidated ...
multisyllabic?
intimidated never!
word by word I win
Mighty Warrior, What makes you so ...
Mighty Warrior,
What makes you so brave and strong?
It's the bubble bath.
The Warrior then
Dons her semantic armor.
Soon her foe will fall.
You'll succumb to the
Inevitability
Of your destruction.
MSN flashing cunning plan to distract ...
MSN flashing
cunning plan to distract me
nearly works.. not
Glinting blade slashes Super ninja ...
Glinting blade slashes
Super ninja attack mode
Gone before you fall.
mummy daddy stop it is christmas once ...
mummy daddy stop
it is christmas once again
i have no turkey
Haiku is for faggot thin and pale ...
Haiku is for faggot thin and pale poets, u ppl should write epic war poems instead!
your blood calls to me I'll slit your ...
your blood calls to me
I'll slit your stomach open
and eat your liver
Some time ago now An X-Files episode ...
Some time ago now
An X-Files episode had
A liver eater.
Was that you Heather?
Surely it wasn't I'm a nice girlie, ...
Surely it wasn't
I'm a nice girlie, I am...
Damnit, I've been sprung.
Questions arise from Use of 'damn' ...
Questions arise from
Use of 'damn' and 'it' in one
Two m's or the n?
Well, it is just slang so surely I can ...
Well, it is just slang
so surely I can spell it
however I like?
Koe has arrived To save the day again ...
Koe has arrived
To save the day again yo
While drinkin 40z
My name is MEMBER I'm a rapper for ...
My name is MEMBER
I'm a rapper for JESUS
Not drummer for Zed
tclak is a star he is in so many ...
tclak is a star
he is in so many bands
all of them suck though
oh, what a scandal! I saw Prozaco ...
oh, what a scandal!
I saw Prozaco prancing
topless down K Rd!
I met Prozaco, Once at Indigo, ...
I met Prozaco,
Once at Indigo, Welli
Show me your nipples
yes heather, so true but it was for a ...
yes heather, so true
but it was for a good cause
airing my nipples
I rap for Jesus His little bible ...
I rap for Jesus
His little bible stories
Fill you all with joy
jesus rocks don't mess music is just ...
jesus rocks don't mess
music is just a mans to
who will save your soul