I just had to share these quotes, I find them really stupid, feel free to contribute.
"I would not like to live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were ever supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
-Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest
"I created punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That's what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation. People look up to me and want to be me. And thats fine, just don't try to copy the shit I do."
- The one and only Avril Lavigne
"I'm a skater punk who writes guitar driven rock."
-Avril again.
"They misunderestimated us."
-George W. Bush
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Avril's comments really bites the ...
Avril's comments really bites the cake....
I didn't knew that she compared ...
I didn't knew that she compared herself to Sid Vicious...
Wow, that's amazing
Id kind of like to see her with "I need ...
Id kind of like to see her with "I need a fix" carved into her chest.
//Id kind of like to see her with "I ...
//Id kind of like to see her with "I need a fix" carved into her chest.
Haha... very much so :)
I thought she was Celine Dion for the ...
I thought she was Celine Dion for the new generation, but I was mistaken. Ties are so punk, oi oi oi!
lets not forget the perfectly clean ...
lets not forget the perfectly clean hair and the pristinely applied makeup!
and thats just the looked shes claimed ...
and thats just the looked shes claimed as hers! She doesnt like people telling her what do do but she seems to tell people that they cant copy her when its not even her style i have mates who dress the way she dresses waaaaaay before she even came out! its stupid that shes claimed the "skater/punk/tomboy" look as her own when it just isnt! someone please get rid of her!
omg...the cheek of that girl!!! sid ...
omg...the cheek of that girl!!! sid vicious my ass! ahh...saoijdss....**speechless** how could she? someone assassinate her!!!
I cant believe that she could be so low ...
I cant believe that she could be so low to her fans,no one should admire or respect her because she doesnt even deserve to be admired or respected!
I don't think Avril's Sid Vicious ...
I don't think Avril's Sid Vicious comment was so far off. After all, Sid couldn't sing or play an instrument to save his life. He also very clearly didn't have a brain in his head, and generally came across as a complete dick.
exactly, its everyone else who is ...
exactly, its everyone else who is making it an issue of her supposed "punk"ness. people just need to get the hell over it.
Umm that's strange, cos I've got an ...
Umm that's strange, cos I've got an excerpt somewhere from an old Rolling Stone mag where Avril was complaining that ppl had labelled her all punk etc as though she had created the punk image. She was basically saying the opposite of what's been posted here and that it was others that had called her punk and not herself. I was gonna post it ages ago but I couldn't be bothered considering it's Avril. Bah I'll have a look for it anyway.
PEARCE, I totally agree with you, and I ...
PEARCE, I totally agree with you, and I have said this before, Avril has got the "pure" Punk think on her.
She's dumb, stupid, brainless... and Sid Vicious was that, a jerk, same as AVRIL LASAGNE.
I read that name in this site, the guy who invented is a genius... AVRIL LASAGNE!!!
Hahahahaa!!!
where and when did she say these things ...
where and when did she say these things anyway?
"We are unable to announce the weather. ...
"We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather."
- Arab News report
Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that."
- Bill Clinton, former U.S. president
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"Life is very important to Americans."
- Bob Dole, U.S. Senator from Kansas (and they say british humor is bad)
"Where the hell is Australia anyway?"
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer
THIS QUOTE IS NOT STUPID, BUT I THINK IS SO TRUE.
"Models are like baseball players. We make a lot of money quickly, but all of a sudden we're 30 years old, we don't have a college education, we're qualified for nothing, and we're used to a very nice lifestyle. The best thing is to marry a movie star."
- Cindy Crawford, Supermodel
Americans are so special (well, not all of them), they know a shit about other countries, and they don't feel sad about that. Let's hear some wisdom words by PRESIDENT BUSH!!!
"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again."
"There may be some tough times here in America. But this country has gone through tough times before, and we're going to do it again."
"Do you have blacks, too?"—To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso
"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."
BUSH: "First of all, Cinco de Mayo is not the independence day. That's dieciseis de Septiembre, and ..." MATTHEWS: "What's that in English?" BUSH: "Fifteenth of September." (Dieciseis de Septiembre = Sept. 16)
"The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?"
"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating."
Now, this guys is awesome, I don't know if he's just joking or the guy is really a fault of respect to citizens of america.
WE LOVE YOU MR. PRESIDENT BUSH, AFTER ALL, YOU HOLD THE KEYS OF THE WORLD!!!
Dude that whole fooled man thing was ...
Dude that whole fooled man thing was too funny.
Like that section "david letterman" ...
Like that section "david letterman" "President bush's joke thats not really a joke"
"Now the left hand knows what the right ...
"Now the left hand knows what the right hand is doing."
George Bush .... illustrating his point by using the wrong hands.
I think the best avril quote was from ...
I think the best avril quote was from her first single.
because ya know
"life's like that"
yip avril it sure is
"I darnce gumby" - local metaller...
"I darnce gumby" - local metaller
"Who's the fuckwit that threw the ...
"Who's the fuckwit that threw the waterbomb at me? I happen to be allergic to water, Knobjockey!"
-Daniel Johns
"This is Justin, He's our new Bass player. . .He's from Britain, So he kinda smells..."
-M J K.
*Stupid* :oP
"If you're killed,youve lost a very ...
"If you're killed,youve lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields (actress)
"I sometimes see girls who are dressed and made up like me.Get a life you know?!" - Avril Lavigne
LOL, she sure got that right!!! I ...
LOL, she sure got that right!!! I think i like Kelly Osbourne better now, she obviously has higher IQ than miss Lavgine
miss lavigne is just stupid...
miss lavigne is just stupid
"I invented the whole tie look." - ...
"I invented the whole tie look."
- Avril Lavigne
She ruined the fucking tie look!!!!!!
Where are all these Avril quote from?! ...
Where are all these Avril quote from?! Seeing her videos made me want to hurt people, but this just brings it all to a new level of uncontrollable, inexplainable rage - almost as much as knowing Bush is still president of the US, or seeing people who finished 5th form using apostraphes incorrectly...you know, THAT feeling!
//She ruined the fucking tie look!!!!!! ...
//She ruined the fucking tie look!!!!!!
i agree and i hate it when you were a tie and everyone will say "oh you are just trying to be Avril Lavigne" no its not fucking true! my nate used to wear ties all the time but now when she wears it people say that above comment and shes not even trying to be avril!.Infact Avril ruined the whole looked and claimed it hers! when people wore ties even before she came out! grrr even reading or seeing a picture of Avril makes me SICK!
ahah fuck i wish i was avril lavigne, ...
ahah fuck i wish i was avril lavigne, i've always wanted to be able to give people heart attacks as soon as they saw me. wicked.
the world is my urinal...
the world is my urinal
lifes like a role of toilet paper, the ...
lifes like a role of toilet paper, the closer you get to the end, the faster it runs out.
are those avril comments even true?
// are those avril comments even true? ...
// are those avril comments even true?
i'm assuming they are, i'm pretty sure they have all come from various interviews and stuff.
yeah i want to know if they are true ...
yeah i want to know if they are true too.
Datz what teens shouldn't be famous!...
Datz what teens shouldn't be famous!
See my above comment..after the first ...
See my above comment..after the first post, I'm not defending Avril I'm not a fan but it's stupid when ppl are misquoted and hated for things they prolly never said.
Hmmm.....I guess we can't trust ...
Hmmm.....I guess we can't trust everything we read on the internet then.
Ah yes, Avril being a hypocrite. My sis ...
Ah yes, Avril being a hypocrite. My sis has her CD and I can't listen to ONE BIT of it. It's another CD where I can't help having my finger glued to the skip button (or better, the OFF button).
As for stupid quotes:
"Only two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe."
Albert Einstein
Not really stupid but quite a funny insight
"I live my life one quarter mile at a time. For those ten seconds or less I'm free."
Vin Diesel in The Fast and the Furious
No offense but sorry, fans, IT MEANS NOTHING!!!!! I've pondered for years and years what it means and I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT!!! I've turned to something easier, like pondering the creation and existence of religion.
"With half the race run, there is half the race to go."
Murray Walker, ex F1 commentator
Anyone who watched F1 a few years ago will remember him and his "Murray-isms"
Anything said by Clinton and Bush (ribcage cracking stuff)
And the words of many NZM members would make this list as well, but there are too many to list. But hey, stupid quotes are becoming a part of life.
I'm quite surprised anyone watches The Late Show. It's got some quite funny stuff on it but I usually turn the TV off when the guests come on (unless they're someone interesting).