ZM's "Project nZM" a pile of horseshit.

I tell you what.

The "project NZM" by ZM, smells like horseshit.

The first recipient of the prize of:
-We’ll include your band on the ZM play list 24 hours a day.
-You’ll get an artist profile on the ZM National Beat Files.
-Instore performances at Sounds Music Stores nationwide.
-Performances in the ZM Live Lounge.
-$25,000 worth of radio advertising on ZM to help sell your music.
-A web profile right here on zmonline.com.

is "Evermore"!!

now the sole requirement for entering this comp is:

"To enter Project nZM, you just have to be a band or a soloist who hasn’t had a previous significant radio hit and you must have a current single or album that can be commercially released - that’s it!"
--Text verbatim from www.zmonline.com

previous radio hit..........hmmmm.

so why did in the June 2003 NZonAIr funding round did Evermore recieve
$5,000 for a "radio hits" allocation...
"This is where we offer funding to record companies to recover the costs of recording and releasing songs that pick up significant airplay on commercial radio. "
--NZOA text, verbatim.

Spot the "Significant airplay"?

In the NZOA round just gone (August 2003), they recieved an Album grant...$50,000!!!
"The artist's track record at commercial radio - the artist must have at least two current commercial radio hits to their name. This is where we offer funding for record companies towards the costs of recording and releasing an album by a New Zealand band or artist with proven commercial radio airplay credentials. "

They must have had 2!!! commercial hits. ie: "slipping away" and "oil and water"

so surely this makes them not eligible for entering this competition.

Just for kicks, in ther last NZOA round they recieved another $5,000 video grant for "gotta hold on"

so thats $60,000 from NZOA in the past 2 rounds, not to mention the last 10,000 they got for the Oil and Water Video and new recording.

Now, no dig at NZOA, i mean hell! Evermore are like the most commercial band in NZ and fit, the criteria, so why shouldn't they get grants... but how the fuck could they even enter this comp??

Now this may look like sour grapes, i couldn't care less, I don't even really know of any bands who would enter this competition, but it just looks like the same old back scratching bullshit ya know..

I'm sure shitloads of aspiring bands entered this comp thinking they actually had a chance and a band that was getting heaps of airplay here in New Zealand, In Australia (when i was there, you couldn't escape them) and apparently in Canada...and has toured the country with Goodshirt and Elemenop maybe wouldn't be eligible?

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shit thats long....sorry, but well worth the read, i reckon.

That was very informative and revealing. Thanks fer sharin'.

//I'm sure shitloads of aspiring bands entered this comp thinking they actually had a chance

I really hope you are wrong, this lotto style hop scotch to instant success is so unrealistic.

// I really hope you are wrong, this lotto style hop scotch to instant success is so unrealistic.

well, why enter a competition if you don't think you have a chance? a source told me they had shitloads of entries...surely some of them thought they might have a chance.
..who is going to enter the next one? Elemenop?

Yeah fair call i say. I agree, Evermore are doing great things and certainly deserve what they get from NZOA.

The only possible thing i could say in ZM's defence is that radio is a risky business, and you have to be kinda careful not to upset your listeners. By setting up this competition they were taking a huge risk and i'm sure if you asked those who organised it, their intention from the start probably would have been to get a band who actually fits the following criteria, rather than the ones they set out:

- Gets enough airplay on Channel Z (the only station who seems to give a shit about supporting kiwi music) for people who pay attention to know who Evermore are, but not enough that every man and his dog know who they are

- the band must have a style similar to that of Kelloggs breakfast cereal (not too heavy, not too light) to fit in with the ZM sound

- and be good enough and catchy enough that the fickle ZM listeners will actually be happy with the band they select, and won't tune into The Edge as soon as the song comes on.

And lets be honest, Evermore basically fit the bill here. Can you imagine ZM taking a risk like backing some unsigned band to appeal to the ZM audience? i strongly doubt it. And in some ways, that's fair enough.

The only good thing that has some out of this i guess is that a great kiwi band is getting some more exposure where they weren't originally getting it, and that's a good thing if you ask me, despite ZM not delivering on the promises made in the rules of their own competition.

// Yeah fair call i say. I agree, Evermore are doing great things and certainly deserve what they get from NZOA.

hey man...i said nothing of the sort. I said i can understand why Evermore get grants, cause they are like the most radio friendly band in NZ.

// Can you imagine ZM taking a risk like backing some unsigned band to appeal to the ZM audience? i strongly doubt it. And in some ways, that's fair enough.

fair enough...ah, no...isn't that what the competition is about? taking an unsigned band and giving them a leg up?

yeah, so what if this was always bound to happen, it doesn't make it right. Everyone is bitching about NZOA on another forum, when they are at least upholding their criteria, here is $25,000+ of prizes going to a contestant who shouldn't even be eligible.

I thought that bollocks airnz comp might have been enough of the "lets pretend we're helping needy bands" shit for one year....how many more of these bogus competitions can there be?

Maybe Zed should have won!

Apologies for me implying that you think Evermore are a good band. obviously i read a little too much into what you said with regard to 'no dig at nzoa'.

// Can you imagine ZM taking a risk like backing some unsigned band to appeal to the ZM audience? i strongly doubt it. And in some ways, that's fair enough.

fair enough...ah, no...isn't that what the competition is about? taking an unsigned band and giving them a leg up?

I totally see your point and yes they SHOULD have got an unsigned band. But what you have to understand is that all ZM wanted out of this was to be seen in the public eye doing some good for kiwi music. Now i know that the likes of you and I know damn well that Evermore didn't fit the criteria for the competition, but do you think half of the ZM listeners realise that? no.

Personally, i'm a big supoorter of kiwi music and think there should be more competitions like this, and thank god we have a radio station like Channel Z who we should all take our hats off to because, while remaining first and foremost a commercial radio station, take on the added responsibility of promoting New Zealand music to the best of it's ability.

The thing you have to remember about most of these other stations is that they are a business. They don't care about the New Zealand music industry. Some people may think they do, but at the end of the day, all these stations REALLY care about is that when that survey time rolls around, they've got a really good competition running so that if you happen to be selected to take part in the radio survey, you're gonna listen in to havea shot at winning 50 grand, so therefore you're gonna tick their boxes, so they get the ratings to bump up the cost of advertising for their clients. why? cos it's a BUSINESS that's there to make money.

Commercial stations have NO RESPONSIBILITY to promote kiwi music as sad as that seems. that is why we should be thankfull that stations do make SOME effort, and, as i say, look at the bright side of this ZM debacle and be happy for Evermore that they are getting some more exposure.

haha...your point is mad. i should be happy that evermore are getting more exposure..

why do they need more exposure, they are doing a national tour..have just recieved $60,000 from NZOA and have had 2 big hits with rock radio, they've played in cananda, the US, UK, Australia, have radioplay in several countries (apparrently), played SXSW, BDO...buddy, how much more help do they need?

Don't defend zm, there are tons of pop bands out there who haven't had commercial radio hits, who need more help then evermore

basically you put anything on rotate 6 times a day, 7 days a week for 6 weeks and any moron robot listening to zm is going to like it.

we are the robots, we were built in the factories

// why do they need more exposure, they are doing a national tour..have just recieved $60,000 from NZOA and have had 2 big hits with rock radio, they've played in cananda, the US, UK, Australia, have radioplay in several countries (apparrently), played SXSW, BDO...buddy, how much more help do they need?

Sure, so they're doing pretty well. But they're not exactly a Pacifier or Datsuns are they. they're not tearing up the charts. Just because they are doing ok doesn't mean they're millionaires. personally i think it's great the guys are getting more airplay.

// Don't defend zm, there are tons of pop bands out there who haven't had commercial radio hits, who need more help then evermore

I'm not defending ZM, i'm simply explaining the truth about commercial radio. They're in it for the money, not the feel good factor of making someone famous.

//But they're not exactly a Pacifier or Datsuns are they. they're not tearing up the charts.

Neither of these bands have really teared up the charts. Pacifier's last album has only gone platinium, and The Datsuns gold, putting Pacifier behind Blindspott, Nesian Mystik, Tadpole, etc, and The Datsuns behind ElemenoP and Golden Horse, whose albums are still in the charts, and in Elemeno P's case is only a few weeks old.

according to their newsletter, they sold 5,000 copies of their EP, if this is indeed true, then this puts them way ahead of many NZ artists.

I guess Evermore seem like prime ZM candidates, but by the conditions of entry it sounds a little unfair . And yeah, I think it is OK for young up&comers to get excited about entering these sorts of competitions (just look at what happened to Silverchair - minus the eating disorders and rheumatism). Being naive about competitions is what makes being in crap bands when you're 14 fun :)

But yeah, without taking away anything from NZOA or Evermore, if ZM said the criterea for entry excluded bands with prev. radio hits, and then gave the prize to a band with radio hits, they fucked up.

And in all seriousness, are bands like Evermore -that- hard to come accross? I'm sure some other presentable softrock outfit (or two hundred) entred this thing.

And does anyone hear listen to Zm anyway? ;)

// But yeah, without taking away anything from NZOA or Evermore, if ZM said the criterea for entry excluded bands with prev. radio hits, and then gave the prize to a band with radio hits, they fucked up.

thats about it.

are they signed to anyone?

fuck! i didn't mean that to sound 'interested' in case anyone's wondering... jesus! imagine...
anyway, i saw one of their video's last night and nearly shat myself with boredom... dr chris warner pulling faces on the other channel was a welcome relief.
you should start a low hum competition mate... that'd be fuckin' ace!
and you wouldn't look half as whiney as you do now :-) hehe!

yeah, i do sound like whiney bitch dammit!

now I'm really angry......

haha...its funny, because to be honest, i couldn't care less what ZM choose to do with their money, i'm just over companies pretending to support grass roots up and comers, and these bollocks comps need to be exposed for the shit they are.

I think evermore may be signed to warners.......you can put the cheque book away now:)

Well, if I was a pathetically uncool nzm junkie, I'd be reading this at 11:30pm and I'd ignore my previous decision to not post anything so that I could say I wholeheartedly agree with you - I think ZM should have thought through their choice a lot more carefully. But I'm not - no! wait...

lol...
it's true tho... not that anyone really interested in New Zealand music really listes to ZM anyway

You are exactly right Davesubside. People who are interested in NZ music DON'T listen to ZM. That's why i'm saying, shitty competition aside (and yes, it is shitty and they fucked up big time by choosing a band that doesn't fit their own criteria), at least they're trying to play some more kiwi music, which I thought would have been the main hope for everyone here.

// at least they're trying to play some more kiwi music, which I thought would have been the main hope for everyone here.

haha, yeah right. I think they HAVE to play more nz music, theyr'e called "targets" bro and the pop stations are falling seriously behind rock radio.

//haha, yeah right. I think they HAVE to play more nz music, theyr'e called "targets" bro

voluntary targets tho but ... if some lame crap radio station what to give some lame stale crap band a whole lotta ads on their station and a plug or two .. then that kinda seems pretty natural to me.. all they care about is their ratings aye - so they play it safe.. i betta ya if they got their audience to vote the result would be pretty similar..

we should hold out own competition bro - put our contacts together and we could offer a ditty lil package .. complete with heaps of promo, press, mayb a coupla recordings. and ultra sexy music bid or so .. whatya reakon .. mayb the nzm community could have a say in the voting .. and give it to the most deserving types

//sexy music bid

what the hell is that..
i mean sexy music vid..

// we should hold out own competition bro - put our contacts together and we could offer a ditty lil package .. complete with heaps of promo, press, mayb a coupla recordings. and ultra sexy music bid or so .. whatya reakon .. mayb the nzm community could have a say in the voting .. and give it to the most deserving types

that isn't the crappest idea I've heard all day. the "real" NZM competition....a bunch of us wankers could sponsor it and NZM could run it..I'd be into contributing some free publicity shots and ads in A LOW HUM....

Coming bro are you really dumb enough ot keep defending this. The fact is that this competition was a fuck up by ZM. And yeah its all good that they will play more NZ music but it's just the same NZ music we here on Channel Z and the Edge and The Rock. What about something new. You must either work for ZM or be the guy with long hair and glasses from Evemore.

We could get hold of a radio station that was really into nz music, someone like um, ZM and see if they would add it to their playlist? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHhhhaaaa

But seriously it is a good idea.

I don't think it really counts as a NZ music competition if you only include rock acts.

fucken A. count us in.

if theres anything i can do... free recording time / mixing / loan of gear to another studio for recording ... let me know.

sounds like a good way to get some real decent kiwi stuff out there....

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LOL, u ppl are complaining cause some pop rock band are gonna beat u to that price!!! Maybe u should start using some of those major chords now. he he

yeah dammit. My pop band could of really used that prize.

get a clue buddy.

This forum is about big business getting away with bullshit. WE went through this once with airnz, its happening again. I'm sick of companies trying to earn brownie points supporting up and comers when all they doing is helping those who don't need help.

I am glad that maybe something productive and positive is coming out of my whiney topic though. It looks like we are getting a nice little package here...

free:
publicity photos/ads
recording time
music video
single release? (i'm not sure what capital recording have planned)

would still be great if more people could offer services..we may be able to offer a couple of diiferent prize packages.

whaddya reckon dust? would NZM be into running this thing?

//would still be great if more people could offer services

ummmm....I'll post on nzm that " are my new favourite band!!!" and rave to all my friends about the winner...or something...it's a good idea...never mind...

//whaddya reckon dust? would NZM be into running this thing?

yeah bro .. whatya reakon... i started a new special like thread for it here..
http://www.nzmusic.com/topic.cfm?i=5937

everyone interested jump over there and have you say..

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Kitty it's not the pop rock band beating to the prize that's annoying... it's the complete disregard of the entry qualification rules

nah, I'm not complaining about anything. If ZM run a contest , they can choose the winner. (even if it contradicts their entry criteria) I just think that doing an independent contest / promotion thingey could be wicked in its own right, for a number of reasons.

ps "Major chords? You're dreaming, they'll never catch on, Beethoven"

I'm quite gutted.

NZM has never let me down in the past, usually when a post is made attacking a company, that company or organisation will 9 times out of 10 come and make a statemnet, its what i love about this site. I was kinda hoping someone from ZM might have something to say about this....or one of the evermore dudes..

maybe i'm making something out of nothing.

maybe someone should call them and point the URL out to them :p

2039191 yeah!

Firstly, I like Evermore - I think that they are really good at what they do and they are nice guys to boot. I also think that they will put the prize to good use.

HOWEVER...

I really do agree with Low Humm and good on you for making a statement. When I first saw who had won I was a bit shocked as well, due to the usual things that everyone else has said, i.e.

Evermore is signed to Warners
They have had significant radio play with both their songs on Channel Z.

When I first heard about the compl I admired Zm for giving bands the opportunity to get radio play but now after seeing who the winner was, its all just a big farce really.

A lot of people that have posted messages saying that crap bands may have entered are probably right, however, in the spirit of the competition I still don't think that justifies decalaring a band like Evermore as a winner, as it really doesn't help the 'grass roots' scene at all.

I am not against Evermore at all, rather I agree that the competition is a scam!!! The whole idea should be to help out those bands that are good but don't have the support of external parties such as record companies and high powered management.

How does giving the prize to a well established act help grass roots NZ Music???

Anyhow thats my two cents...

word.

hopefully more will express their distaste at this bullshit, and maybe ZM will rethink their judging before announcing the next winner.

It should of gone to a band like Orkid or Bleakhouse.

busted DJ Will no old man styles for you

but orkid...
didn't one of the said bands members brown-eye zed fans???
and recomened "explorining ones anus???"
or is that an un-founded rumour???
well doesn't sound very commercially drivern...