Emptying the litter box is alright, it's cleaning the carpet that I hate.
Read "The Early Purges" by Seamus Heany and you'll want kittens!
Between 2 houses, we have 4 cats (one kitten-ish) a siberian husky, a border collie (it was the neighbours', but it lives with us so they gave us her papers!) and two donkeys which aren't actaully mine, but are more neighbourhood pets. One's named Joseph, one's named Mary, and they're Bethlehem donkeys, apparently the breed that carried heavily-pregnant virgin Mary to Bethlem (hence the names.)
They bray at dawn and in the evenings, and lots in between, especially when you bray at them or chase them or make faces at them and stuff.
...not that i bray at them of chase them...and stuff...
//Emptying the litter box is alright, it's cleaning the carpet that I hate.
cleaning cat poo or pee is the worst.
cat pee has this invincibility to all cleaning products. and the smell will stay there for ages. ungood. though they almost make up for it with their feline little big cat appearance when they stalk across the room... they look so cool.
Cat Toilet Training Advice from a Cat who Passes as a Human (with thanks to my vet buddy who knows everything)
if a cat pees or craps somewhere, feed them in that area. cats are reasonably fussy individuals and will not want to crap or pee in an area which they associate with feeding. also cats really really like to mix up where they eat - it makes life interesting to them (well, at least they like laughing at human machinations).
this works especially well with tom cats who are obsessed with territory, and new cats who are freaked out with new territory after moving house.
it's only bad when trixie is telling me to murder poor Gummo.. she's just learned how to get on the roof, hence a lot of dirrrty paws on the walls in the upstairs bathroom. and she tries to nibble me when I'm asleep which is sometimes fun.
but yeah - we got her from my pal who works at a vet - she came in after being attacked by the owner's dog and she was bleeding everywhere out her kitty mouth and the owner didn't want a bean of it. he basically asked if they would take the cat off his hands. fucking asshole, but we got a free kitty in the process. this must've been my biggest post ever. aka knows this story already. ahem
That's very sweet of you to take the kitten in. :o)
I have a kitten too, and she likes to stick her nose in my ear when she sleeps next to me and purr REALLY loudly..... and then sticks her claws (or should i say finely sharpened needles) into me when i try to move...
They can be taught routines, but are still stupid. Seiko barks when people come up our driveway, and can distinguish between a strangers footsteps/car noises, so doesn't bark at family & friends.
I love kittens they are so cute!!!!.I was going to get one but i have only just found out iam allergic to them :( I was at my mates house and i was playing with her cats about 10 minutes later i couldnt stop sneezing and i had gotten this rash on my face and arms!
Goat named "Webster"
Chicken named "Olive"
Fish named "Obry"
Horses - 5 altogether Carrington Kent, Cheleken Pennywhistle, Bedrock, Joha and Becks (named after the beer, yet to compete so hasn't got a competition name yet)
Dogs - "Regan, Mac, Sam, Ben"
Cats - DOn't have one but did give my sister a kitten called Hazel for Christmas.
Right well that was all very interesting wasn't it, still sometimes it's nice to think/type about nothing that holds any great importance.
i have a pet piggy- called amy- has a wooden leg- got it from a friends farm as a piglet- very attached to it- can't bear to slaughter it- so i'm eating it a bit at a time
Had lot's of pets here's a few...........
Pony-Toffy (Shetland bitch of a thing used to bite me, kick me, buck me, chase me, very affectionate)
Goat-Esau (Ate a whole bail of pink bats, no worries mate! Got tangled in the electric fence, probably lived for a day or so.....zap zap)
Sheep-Rosie (Discovered Rosie strung up in the barn with me dad trying to get through the breast plate with a skill saw, horrific!)
Cow-Lucy (Of course, and had a calf called buttercup. Ate buttercup quite tasty.)
Dozen chicks-(8 of which turned out to be roosters, my favourite was Rodeny he was a bit of a shit so we ate him.)
Two Pigs- Saide and Maise (Ate them)
Dog-Mia (Only pet still living no one's tried to eat her yet, although she ate one of Ralphie's chickens, bit embarrasing.)
And of course a pissmefish.
DOG - labrador retriever named Kodi - asleep at the window
CAT - Shilo, just entered thru the door as i write. has his 14th birthday in December.
BIRD - cockatiel named Carlton, frequently "rings" the phone, having his lunch.
actually no- still haven't had full penetrative sex with a guy- plus all of them needed to check in to rehab at the end of the affair- i still manage their financial affairs
I have a 10 week old Bichon Freise. It eats everything, which resulted in it being poisoned over the weekend, and having to spend a night at the vet. When I got home toay, it licked inside my mouth, ripped the hem of my pants, and went to the toilet on the paper for the first time in 2 days. It's relatively stupid, but oh so cute.
i have two 18 month old cats. black and white one [ollie] and a tabby [oscar] and they were little shits when they were younger. and then there was the kitty litter cleaning and scratching. they're a bit retarded too, they have this strange obession with an empty coke box [6 can ones]
Kitty litter? My cat didn't have no fancy, smancy kitty litter. If anything landed on the carpet that came out of the any cat orifice, his nose got rubbed in it.
Useless info#89: Cats urine glows under black light.
OMG, this topic is too good to be true!!!!! I got a simple solution to ur cat pee problem. Just invite me over to your house i will sort it out personally... he he he
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Emptying the litter box is alright, ...
Emptying the litter box is alright, it's cleaning the carpet that I hate.
Read "The Early Purges" by Seamus Heany and you'll want kittens!
Between 2 houses, we have 4 cats (one kitten-ish) a siberian husky, a border collie (it was the neighbours', but it lives with us so they gave us her papers!) and two donkeys which aren't actaully mine, but are more neighbourhood pets. One's named Joseph, one's named Mary, and they're Bethlehem donkeys, apparently the breed that carried heavily-pregnant virgin Mary to Bethlem (hence the names.)
They bray at dawn and in the evenings, and lots in between, especially when you bray at them or chase them or make faces at them and stuff.
...not that i bray at them of chase them...and stuff...
what do you mean by "bray"?...
what do you mean by "bray"?
...it's the technical term for ...
...it's the technical term for donkey-neighing...y'know, your eyore-eyore type stuff. I think. Ask Heather.
//Emptying the litter box is alright, ...
//Emptying the litter box is alright, it's cleaning the carpet that I hate.
cleaning cat poo or pee is the worst.
cat pee has this invincibility to all cleaning products. and the smell will stay there for ages. ungood. though they almost make up for it with their feline little big cat appearance when they stalk across the room... they look so cool.
at the moment most of the house smells ...
at the moment most of the house smells like cat piss!! its fucking gross!!
I think it might be time to rid of this cat since she's pissing everywhere
how about some toilet training?...
how about some toilet training?
been doing that, but she's still doing ...
been doing that, but she's still doing it, stupid fucking cat!!
I don't remember my other cat doing this when she was young
kill it...
kill it
no, I still like her...
no, I still like her
Cat Toilet Training Advice from a Cat ...
Cat Toilet Training Advice from a Cat who Passes as a Human (with thanks to my vet buddy who knows everything)
if a cat pees or craps somewhere, feed them in that area. cats are reasonably fussy individuals and will not want to crap or pee in an area which they associate with feeding. also cats really really like to mix up where they eat - it makes life interesting to them (well, at least they like laughing at human machinations).
this works especially well with tom cats who are obsessed with territory, and new cats who are freaked out with new territory after moving house.
2 cats, one that is still kittenish & ...
2 cats, one that is still kittenish & still pee's inside including on my drums!!!
it's only bad when trixie is telling ...
it's only bad when trixie is telling me to murder poor Gummo.. she's just learned how to get on the roof, hence a lot of dirrrty paws on the walls in the upstairs bathroom. and she tries to nibble me when I'm asleep which is sometimes fun.
but yeah - we got her from my pal who works at a vet - she came in after being attacked by the owner's dog and she was bleeding everywhere out her kitty mouth and the owner didn't want a bean of it. he basically asked if they would take the cat off his hands. fucking asshole, but we got a free kitty in the process. this must've been my biggest post ever. aka knows this story already. ahem
That's very sweet of you to take the ...
That's very sweet of you to take the kitten in. :o)
I have a kitten too, and she likes to stick her nose in my ear when she sleeps next to me and purr REALLY loudly..... and then sticks her claws (or should i say finely sharpened needles) into me when i try to move...
nibble her back!...
nibble her back!
its like my dog. when he was a pup ...
its like my dog.
when he was a pup he used to chase and almost kill our cat, but now hes grown used to him and usually snobs him everytime he comes inside.
i had a beautiful cat that i loved, but ...
i had a beautiful cat that i loved, but he died last year of old age. i still have another cat that hates me and a dog that pisses me off.
//and a dog that pisses me off. I ...
//and a dog that pisses me off.
I have a dog as well.It pisses me off sometimes but it is so cute!!!
mine isn't even cute, just stupid....
mine isn't even cute, just stupid.
What makes it so stupid? what type of ...
What makes it so stupid? what type of breed is your dog?
its a very vacant border collie....
its a very vacant border collie.
my cats almost 14 and still going ...
my cats almost 14 and still going strong and as energetic as when we got him at 5 wks of age..
its so weird how like 90% of people who ...
its so weird how like 90% of people who have dogs, call them stupid
So, 90% of people have noticed dogs are ...
So, 90% of people have noticed dogs are stupid animals.
I have a dog. He's stupid.
my dogs rather smart. he knows when ...
my dogs rather smart.
he knows when earthquakes are coming by arund 10 minutes, and befor emy mum died he was behaving kind of strangely.
also my dog is a family alarm clock - 5.30 wakes me old man up so he (my dog) can have his breakfast.
They can be taught routines, but are ...
They can be taught routines, but are still stupid. Seiko barks when people come up our driveway, and can distinguish between a strangers footsteps/car noises, so doesn't bark at family & friends.
I love kittens they are so cute!!!!.I ...
I love kittens they are so cute!!!!.I was going to get one but i have only just found out iam allergic to them :( I was at my mates house and i was playing with her cats about 10 minutes later i couldnt stop sneezing and i had gotten this rash on my face and arms!
Pets I have had: Goat named ...
Pets I have had:
Goat named "Webster"
Chicken named "Olive"
Fish named "Obry"
Horses - 5 altogether Carrington Kent, Cheleken Pennywhistle, Bedrock, Joha and Becks (named after the beer, yet to compete so hasn't got a competition name yet)
Dogs - "Regan, Mac, Sam, Ben"
Cats - DOn't have one but did give my sister a kitten called Hazel for Christmas.
Right well that was all very interesting wasn't it, still sometimes it's nice to think/type about nothing that holds any great importance.
I had a fish once ......
I had a fish once ...
I had several Fish...
I had several Fish
i have a pet piggy- called amy- has a ...
i have a pet piggy- called amy- has a wooden leg- got it from a friends farm as a piglet- very attached to it- can't bear to slaughter it- so i'm eating it a bit at a time
Had lot's of pets here's a ...
Had lot's of pets here's a few...........
Pony-Toffy (Shetland bitch of a thing used to bite me, kick me, buck me, chase me, very affectionate)
Goat-Esau (Ate a whole bail of pink bats, no worries mate! Got tangled in the electric fence, probably lived for a day or so.....zap zap)
Sheep-Rosie (Discovered Rosie strung up in the barn with me dad trying to get through the breast plate with a skill saw, horrific!)
Cow-Lucy (Of course, and had a calf called buttercup. Ate buttercup quite tasty.)
Dozen chicks-(8 of which turned out to be roosters, my favourite was Rodeny he was a bit of a shit so we ate him.)
Two Pigs- Saide and Maise (Ate them)
Dog-Mia (Only pet still living no one's tried to eat her yet, although she ate one of Ralphie's chickens, bit embarrasing.)
And of course a pissmefish.
Lucifer Sams Pets: DOG - labrador ...
Lucifer Sams Pets:
DOG - labrador retriever named Kodi - asleep at the window
CAT - Shilo, just entered thru the door as i write. has his 14th birthday in December.
BIRD - cockatiel named Carlton, frequently "rings" the phone, having his lunch.
[ http://www.lucifer-sam.com ]
i have a stupid bird called ben, its a ...
i have a stupid bird called ben, its a galah.
it rips up my walls and posters and shits everywhere.
oh yeah and i have way too many fish, i ...
oh yeah and i have way too many fish, i hate them so much, they make me sick.
how rude!...
how rude!
i reckon....
i reckon.
my bird makes "telephone calls" even at ...
my bird makes "telephone calls" even at night.
i've had 3 husbands...
i've had 3 husbands
and they have had you...
and they have had you
actually no- still haven't had full ...
actually no- still haven't had full penetrative sex with a guy- plus all of them needed to check in to rehab at the end of the affair- i still manage their financial affairs
how very interesting...
how very interesting
I have a 10 week old Bichon Freise. It ...
I have a 10 week old Bichon Freise. It eats everything, which resulted in it being poisoned over the weekend, and having to spend a night at the vet. When I got home toay, it licked inside my mouth, ripped the hem of my pants, and went to the toilet on the paper for the first time in 2 days. It's relatively stupid, but oh so cute.
<smirks knowingly at Aka>...
*whoosh*...
*whoosh*
i have two 18 month old cats. black and ...
i have two 18 month old cats. black and white one [ollie] and a tabby [oscar] and they were little shits when they were younger. and then there was the kitty litter cleaning and scratching. they're a bit retarded too, they have this strange obession with an empty coke box [6 can ones]
fucked up but so cute.
Kitty litter? My cat didn't have no ...
Kitty litter? My cat didn't have no fancy, smancy kitty litter. If anything landed on the carpet that came out of the any cat orifice, his nose got rubbed in it.
Useless info#89: Cats urine glows under black light.
funkster just wondering.... What would ...
funkster just wondering....
What would you do with a kitten the wouldn't be house trainned, and kept crapping all over the place...
OMG, this topic is too good to be ...
OMG, this topic is too good to be true!!!!! I got a simple solution to ur cat pee problem. Just invite me over to your house i will sort it out personally... he he he
Told you so.......
Told you so....
yes maybe it does need dealing ...
yes maybe it does need dealing to.....
I just watched it foul in 21 diferent places in just over an hour.