...with your fly down in public do you.

A) Look embarrassed, while quickly zipping up the family jewels hoping no one notices.

B) Pretend its not flying low, even though did piss your self while standing in the urinal, drunk.

C) Nod at female passerbys' while saying "its too damn big"; then to be arrested by a female cop posing as a slapper, only to be charged for indecent exposure.

D) If noticed, reply "The beast gets unhappy, you gotta let out sometimes.

E) yell in a fit of madness, "O NO ITS ESCAPED!!!