Do you ever feel that your intelligence has been

lowered as a result of posting at this and/or other boards? As a result of guys like prisonsex, I have to lower myself everytime I post here. however, I've found that my writing skills have increased. But overall this forum has not been good for me. I feel like I've sunk to a new low.

Does anyone else feel this way?

Forums: The Bar,

Yes.

This Forum is great.
The likes of Prison Sex and Batbat don't impress however.
But I give the mods credit for deleting some of the shite the trolls post on this site.

prisonsex needs to be banned. enough said.

you think so?

come on Saul you are much more intelligent than prisonsex could ever be
i dont think someone like you would have to lower yourself just because of some idiot

¿is this a case of the pot calling the stainless steel copper bottomed frying pan black?

Dilmah, steeped for 3 minutes. Just milk, no sugar. Ta.

(whispering) i think so too lena o...
i did never make a thread so negative as this one....

You shouldn't have to lower yourself, Saul. I just choose to pretend that the distastefuls don't exist. And in my world, I guess, they don't. It's great in my world.

¿sour grapes?

Must be like Michael Jacksons house.

fuck i'd be happy if i had my own monkey

what do u mean by intelligence? if you need to lower it to keep up with other posters, youre assuming they have less of an iq...what exactly is your iq...and why do you contunue to post? surley, this is not a test.

my iq is 135

Wow, really? What a coincidence - those are the first three digits of my IQ.

Simple.

Ask yourself: Would i talk 2 this person in real life?

I can honestly say I wouldn't communicate with that guy in person.......PSex,Just Stop posting shit on this site.I don't wanna have 2 go 2 the trouble of changing my username.

Really.....Just think b4 u write.

er... ¿would we talk to you?

I feel my intelligence has been lowered everytime I turn on the television. Prisonsex may be an acquired taste, but he's nowhere near as loathsome as that obsequious bint from the 'Brand Power' advertisements. Or Jude Dobson's 'Family Health Diary'. ("Hello kids! I'm whoring myself to pharmaceutical companies in a desperate attempt to prove that I'm not some saggy-titted careerless bore with nothing to look forward to but menopause!") Or perhaps the most insulting advertisement I've seen in months...

"A sore throat really hurts, doesn't it?"

No, it's a fucking dream come true you slack-jawed twat!

I mean, really, when you compare Prisonsex to the condescending drivel you're subjected to everynight from TVNZ and their commercial sponsors, he's a regular George Bernard Shaw.

*Vorpal shuffles off to take his medication...*

// "A sore throat really hurts, doesn't it?"

Is that the one with the picture of the cactus in it? I couldn't help but think "well, if you're going to be going around deep throating cacti, you will get a sore throat, won't you?"

Yeah, that's the one. She provides us with a practical demonstration of 'swallowing' too, just in case any of us are unfamiliar with this exceptionally complicated bodily function. Perhaps I need anger management therapy, but whenever she's on I feel this overwhelming compulsion to choke the life out of anyone within arm's reach.

Anger management? Nah. Perfectly natural response. My flatmates duck for cover when that Colgate triple act-shouuuuwwwwnn ad with the stupid dancing girls comes on. Eeearrrrgggh! Just thinking about it makes me mad!

I get angry at those fucken Tampon ads... I don't even want to talk about it.

...there's always the oh-so-subtle misogyny of the '...send in the experts...' Harpic toilet cleaner adds...

...actually, my flatmate was in another room and heard that Difflam add in a completely different context:

(womans voice) '...swallowing. It's something you take for granted...'

...then I hear this maniacal laughter coming from the other room. Dirty minded SOB...

let it out saidinjest, it'll just get worse if you keep it inside!!!

you know that ad with the heinekens at the party and the fridge and it's the last one and all that?

where they guy reaches into the fridge, pulls out a heineken and then that lady looks on expectantly and starts getting a bit pissy when he doesn't automatically give it to her? that ad pisses me off, i'd keep the beer, the ones that are coming in via barstaff are gonna be warm!!! let the stuck up bint have the warm ones :P

another ad that annoys me is the speights one where they're getting tickets to the deerstalker ball. if they were really such big speights fans they would have already had their tickets! pff they're just train-jumpers

I desperately want to read this book. Apparently this bloke was fired from his job as an advertising executive when they discovered what he was writing. It's one of those jobs where you're actually paid to be a lying, conniving, two-faced shit-smear, and it's all perfectly legal and above board. It also goes some way to verifying my relentless misanthropy.

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It's interesting- due to similar dissatisfaction in my own job (sales) I've handed it in- today's my last day. When I look at the people who have succeeded in the role, who are rich and successful and have everything they ever wanted... utter wankers. Absolute vermin. (stiffles own vomit) I am so happy to get out of sales it's like a weight has been lifted... I didn't mean to change the topic, sorry!! Continue!!

what about "hello mr beaver" a badely dubbed into english german ad from seven years ago!

and secondly, who did you do sales for foetus? i did radio sales for a time until i realised my soul was slipping away

(foetusboy posting well pissed afttre worjk drinks...) well, I woorkwed for a certain mobile phone company- but I've got nothing against the company at all, no animosity... it's just that I think a certain kind of person tends to do well in sales. And everything I am, and everthing I hold dear has taught me to classify this sort of person as the concise oxfgord dictionary definition of a WANKER. Funnilyu enough, I have no aspiration tpo become a wanker as a long term career path... ;) However, I fully respect every wanker who does well in a sales role. I REALLY shouldn't be posting right now...

If you think it lowers you intelligence & that bothers you, then stop coming here. It's quite simple really, doesn't take a smart person to figure that out.

...well, choosing to completely ignore a place like NZM dot com (which actually has quite a few redeeming qualities), based on one or two no-brainer posts from one or two no-brainers, would be a bit of a loss too- right? Open your mind. Take the RED pill or take the BLUE pill, I've forgotten which (calling all matrix geeks)... ;) hey take both- I wonder what would happen...

(Cringes at own no-brainer post)

thanks for your input mega c. seriously, thank you. It means a lot to me.

You know, it's pretty clear from reading your posts that you've got a problem with me. Would you like to discuss this matter?

You complain about other users of this forum, yet you don't add much to it either. Yes, I'll agree you're more intelligent than them at times, but you whine if moderators delete your posts. They don't just delete for fun, it's because something offensive's been said. & what's the point of this topic? Are you trying to make yourself to superior to everyone else? Because it sounds like that.

do you feel special now that you're a mod? I know you're fuckin obsessed with me, and that causes you to follow my ass around. However, that is no reason to purposely delete my posts. Very lame.

Who said I'm a mod? Did *whoever* also tell you not every mod can delete posts in the bar? And you automatically assume it was me? Very lame.

you're kidding me right? you're obsessed with me. Stop deleting my posts. end of story.

Saul, are you a happy person?
You seem to be blaming everybody else for things that you know damn well aren't really their fault (except PrisonSex obviously). You seem to think the reason that you get your posts deleted is because you're that much smarter than everybody else and we aren't quite ready to fit into your world and to be perfectly honest, it's fucking boring.

If I could delete your posts, I would have these ones. What's your problem with me?

word sister :) ;(

misterIbanez, thanks for you input. I honestly have no memory of ever talking to you, hence your opinion is worthless in my eyes.

megaccino, I have no problem with you.

ACK! For some reason everyone is against the famous prison sex on here :O!!! All i did was provide u ppl with *easy and simple* humour so u would feel better about your *high* intelligence. Anyway, who are u to judge me because of my online persona? I am actually a DECENT church goer and a community servericer
(everything in this thread is true except the church going and community service part :P)

// I am actually a DECENT church goer and a community servericer

youre going to church doesnt stop you from being an idiot, and how an idiot can benefit a community ill never know....

oops, forgot the read the bottom of the post...
still saul i get what you mean, more trolls are joining (prison, ho-bag, bat bat)and less decent people with intelligence are.

Where's Josef Mengele when you need him?

WAY TO MANY people are dissing if we want to go forward as people and truly find inner peace we could all take a leaf out of prisonsex's large book. And as Winston Churchill said ... ride the punani ...or as that Ali G anyways the truth b true. Our minds B set. I got your Back Prisonsex just don't drop the soap.
Peace

ok- sorry everyone- can't hold off any longer- despite the fact that people have asked me not to let this particular cat out of the bag- ¿saul?- ¿enema?- ¿nonbreed?- according to emails circulating amongst the rest of the nzm community- there is a consensus that you guys are a bunch of self-agrandizing laughably useless cunts- basically most of us don't bother reading your posts- they're deleted when they are so utterly lameass that they wouldn't be worthy of inclusion in the biblios lameassius- you're pedestrians on the autobahn- fuck up already- losers

word sister :)

Blah Blah Blah?

It's because I call'd u a Troll eh?....

If u weren't a Troll, U would have simple laugh'd it off & relised this is an internet forum,Buuut...Since it's come across sooo very personal,I can only conclude u are indeed a Troll.

lena, arent we three the people who insulted you with youre topic 'HEALTHY TO ADMIT......'