Do You Believe You Are A Star?

Prozaco-Here's your chance! :P

my mum thinks i'm a star!

my mum thinks i'm cool. lets hope that your mum's not as fucked as mine :P

i want lucifer sam to be a presenter. they could name the show "class act".

of course here is just an example of how i will sound.

"listen up yall mofos comin up we have slayers SS-3 and if u dont like it then ill personally come around to your house take you to the city park, force you at gunpoint to dig your own grave then ill hit you over the head with a baseball bat, then burn your corpse and bury you"

heheheh - nah ill give it a miss - as the post said if you dont win your voice will be used for promotional purposes, we dont get paid for it and why should i sacrifice my audition tape for the sake of profit purposes when i dont get anything in return??? im expecting $10,000 per time its put on air.

today on "class act"

- K'Lee has her arm broke under torture by the hippie police
- Christina Aguleria, liberty X, All saints, Backstreet Boys, Blue and Britney Spears are lured to a "charity concert in wellington" but as soon as they get of the plane and onto the tarmac, hippie gaurds take them to the former petone college AKA S-21 interrogation center for torture before being taken to kaitoke bound and gagged wher ethey are told to "dig irrigation pipes" but in reality its there own graves and watchthe guards beat these slutbag and batty boy fuckers over the head several times till there horrible death comes along with a shovel, rake or crowbar in order to save bullets for avrils "charity gig"
- Avril is seriously injured by a group of drunken yobs hiffing chairs at her and abusing her.

sam how come you know all about these popstars videos and songs and band members???

you would watch their music videos and listen to their songs on the radio would you???

of course not!!!

not lucifer sam, the ardent anti-popstar

This could be my perfect career come-back move after my brief stint on Crime Watch!

KOE'S C.V.

past experience: crime watch - service station holder uppper

i also had a 3 week stint on crimewatch, a brief 30 second one on each episode but yeh.....i became more famous than prince charles.

how old do you have to be?

probably 16 - cos yooz have got to leave skool at 16 i think.

So...where does one get a video camera at a moment's notice anyway?

try a local medie course and that way you also get a half train camera person ....at leats they know something about shot framing and stuff

cheers.

...now what about a bunny suit?

hey heather we had an agreement, 2 bunny suits, i've got the white with pink tummy and you're pink with white

Absosmurfly.

smurf-a-lent!

hey does anyone remember (in relation with smurfisms) "K-napp, k-napp"?

i hope someone does. it was kinda the anti-smurf slogans the smurfs said when they'd been evil-ed by Gargamel at some point. it was way scary.

I agree we need more truckdrivers!!!!

ok....so i hire the gear, orginise a camera person and i'm all good to go, when my eye infevts itself OVERNIGHT!

god hates me

I hope you did the video anyway. They can overlook an infected eye, I'm sure..