WIN A SIDESHIFTER GIFT PACK

fuk my totally awesome "shitsifter anal ...

fuk my totally awesome "shitsifter anal lube" thread was taken down! i blame you people i guess.

batbat, 23 June 2003 - 3:48pm

anal lube? however you like it i ...

anal lube? however you like it i suppose...REACH 'RONDS FOR BATBAT!

Sideshifter, 23 June 2003 - 3:50pm

anal lube? however you like it i ...

anal lube? however you like it i suppose...REACH 'ROUNDS FOR BATBAT!

Sideshifter, 23 June 2003 - 3:51pm

my ladies heading off to france for 6 ...

my ladies heading off to france for 6 months in 7 weeks and loves shapeshifter and wants to show off some kiwi bands while over there so the t-shirt would help.
plus the condoms etc... would be choice cause we've got to have 6 months of sex in the next 7 weeks.

pied_piper, 23 June 2003 - 4:30pm

//and loves shapeshifter Hey ...

//and loves shapeshifter

Hey sideshifter, you know you're going to get that a lot, don't you...

Heather, 23 June 2003 - 4:46pm

probably, still, i haven't recieved a ...

probably, still, i haven't recieved a good reason yet, and Pied Piper is now disqualified for calling us SHAPESHIFTER

Sideshifter, 23 June 2003 - 6:22pm

Have just downloaded "Familiar & Fucked ...

Have just downloaded "Familiar & Fucked up love song"
I have forwarded them to a mate (who loved monkey puzzle) & hes so excited, I expect he'll shag the office girl.
Now I want to make sure shes protected because hes a man-ho & shes gonna need a tshirt after he rips off her blouse.
Its all a bit sworded really.

irieman, 23 June 2003 - 7:18pm

the best one so far......

the best one so far...

Sideshifter, 23 June 2003 - 7:29pm

Okay an update, turns out hes not the ...

Okay an update, turns out hes not the man-ho he was reported to be, & the office girl was not as innocent as she first appeared.
The whole O O face story didn't wash with the lads down in supply & according to Derek the shift supervisor, Sheila, the office girl works nights in an old folks home & dances caberet style at the local RSA.
Derek fills in occasionally as a barman & reckon hes seen Sheila bedraggled & wandering suspiciously out of the mens toilets on a number of occasions.
Boots on the other foot it would appear.
According to Agnes (due for retirement next month), Phil aka Man-Ho is a quiet flower arranging retiring type who loves his kiwi music, & has little or no experience in the ways of the women.
Agnes should know, she used to babysit him & is an aunty through Marrage.
After hearing all this, I'm not sure I know my mate as well I thought.

Derek has given him a new nick name "Dry Hump".

irieman, 24 June 2003 - 1:30pm

hello my name is jimmey and i have come ...

hello my name is jimmey and i have come to new zealand from sweden and i like music. i really really really need some new tshirts because all my old ones have fallen apart. if your band plays in wellingtown i will come and see you. please thankyou jimmey.

jThunder, 23 June 2003 - 9:04pm

I need the shirt! I need the ...

I need the shirt! I need the wallet!
erm...considering i'm not of 'legal age'...i don't care so much about the condoms...but I could save them for a rainy day!

Give me the pack! I will wear the t-shirt proudly around the 03! and the keep all my future sideshifter CDs in the CD wallet!

look at me! I'm oozing buttkiss quality!

DJ Will, 23 June 2003 - 9:16pm

I would like to add that pleading and ...

I would like to add that pleading and Arsekissing is not allowed...i want to hear why you need this survival kit, why you need the tshirts, DJ WILL this is a warning...NO MORE ARSEKISSING! oh and also...FUNNY STUFF ONLY!!!

Sideshifter, 23 June 2003 - 9:24pm

Sideshifter rock my sack! well..not ...

Sideshifter rock my sack! well..not really, I can't back that up, but if I had a sack i'm sure they would :D
Main reason for wanting this pack, it's not for myself, but for Monkey Puzzle's biggest fan, Floppy. I tried getting him a Monkey Puzzle CD b4 xmas through Danny but it didn't work out. So I reckon this pack would be a great way to make it up and keep one of your msot dedicated fans, and I'm sure the fact that he's at an all boys school will mean the condoms and lube will come in handy..very handy ;D

anjelus, 23 June 2003 - 9:34pm

Thats good...but why don't i just give ...

Thats good...but why don't i just give you a Sideshifter CD?

Sideshifter, 23 June 2003 - 9:37pm

oOoo that sounds perfect! :D my ...

oOoo that sounds perfect! :D my email's anjelus_54@hotmail.com

anjelus, 23 June 2003 - 9:41pm

so um....u gonna email me bout the cd ...

so um....u gonna email me bout the cd :D?

anjelus, 28 June 2003 - 1:25am

i'm a loner. i dont work, so i cant ...

i'm a loner.
i dont work, so i cant afford lube.
i need lube for *rainy days*.
i need the t shirt to *wipe up*.
i need the sideshifter cd to lay my warm milo upon after wiping up.
i need the cd wallet for food.
i need the condoms for a source of lonely fun. u never know wwhat u can do with them.

please.

schmash, 24 June 2003 - 9:47pm