My Foodtown / Woolworths 'Onecard' arrived today

When I applied I specifically told them my title was 'SUPREME DICTATOR' yet they have neglected to print that on the card.

I am miffed.

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i asked for "fucklord" and they didn't put that on mine either...

my mum sent in a form for one card and her one card has not arrived yet
shes been waiting for over a month! instead they gave us a crappy cardboard one untill her proper one card arrived

they are taking so long because they thought they'd get about 10,000 aplication forms but they actually got around 60,000 so its taking a bit longer. The cardboard ones are fine if you keep them in good condition

my mate works at woolworths and she says that they are getting alot of complaints about the onecard not arriving yet

yep its pretty annoying

im looking for a part time job i might go and get one at woolworths

please dont

oh so you hate me now :(
whats wrong? i really need a job! i need cash :(
:(

everytime i buy victoria bitter and/or holiday 20s at woolworThs they say to me "got ID??" - Come on bro, im 23 years old, balding (sorry to say) and look like im 35 (brodawgs have said this to me 'eaps yet im getting annoyed with it) yet im still bein carded for my beer and smokes???/ fucken oath - that is lame.

hey, u sound hawt!! want 2 date?!?!

dont be silly prozaco.

yeah you're right. i suppose tclak wouldn't be pleased. maybe it's just not meant to be!

Lucifer_sam we (checkout operators at woolworths hehe) have to ask you if you look under 25 for ID. So the fact that you're 23 has nothing to do with the 'under 18' law. I'd rather not get a $3000 fine myself so thats why you get asked

Sam dude, my apologies, for some reason I thought you were like a seventh former, given the way you rant about teenage things & progressive youth etc.
Just goes to show, its not just appearances that can be deceiving when it comes to determining age.

ow about carding those over-30s greenchic - im sure its illegal to discriminate on the grounds of age, this aint a rant, it removes the hypocrisy....like i always say NEVER TRUST ANYBODY OVER 30!!!!!

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and to point it out - the over-30s are never subjected to "random traffic stops" (as long as they are white, wearing a suit or trendy clothes AND driving a late model car) this fucked up racist, ageist regime has to end, we may as well purge the MoFos who made these "hey lets pick on all longhaired under-30 non-conforming people and let the with it rich kids get away with murder and treason"

yeah well if you thought about it a bit more you'd realise they've got a reason for it. People who get all 'oh its age discrimination' against these types of things piss me off. Don't you think they do countless studies and pretty obviously come to the conclusion that - shock horror - people under 25 commit a fuckload more traffic crimes! My god! could it be true? And that is why more people under than over 25 are pulled over. They are not trying to piss us off, they are trying to keep us safe.

L_S //NEVER TRUST ANYBODY OVER 30!!!!!
Better burn all your 70's rock & punk albums pal.

I'm starting to think you were exposed to "Logans Run" in the womb.

where the hell is MY application form? MRS ROBIN FINCK demands a onecard!

I see he's launched his new site. he's got quite a sick bird fetish, and don't say it's because of the name as I believe his real name is Robert Finckelstein.

i really like his new site! and i do believe the bird thing is because of his name, which by the way is not robert finckelstein, it's ROBERT FINCK.

robert - shortened to "robin" - robin is a bird
finck - a german name that means "finch" - finch is also a bird

the whole site is like a pun. a really really bad pun.

Sorry, I actually meant Finkelstein. I am certain that that is his name. It's a known fact that he contributed to 'guns n roses live era 87-93' I'm actually looking at it as I type this, and sure enough there is a 'Robert Finkelstein' mentioned in the 'thanks yous' of the booklet.

I'm sure you don't own the cd, but next time you're at a music store have a look.

yes i am aware that there is a robert finkelstein in the thankyous. but you'll find that it's not actually referring to robin finck, it refers to... umm.... robert finkelstein.

quite a coincidence don't you think?

And are you trying to say you own a gn'r album?

// quite a coincidence don't you think?

umm, no not really. robert is a pretty common name, and finck and finkelstein are only similar in the first 3 letters. alot of robin fans used to think that it was a thankyou to him and that finkelstein was his real name, but it was proven wrong. robert finkelstein was some photographer guy or something. i'll try and dig up the info for you.

i do own some gnr. i don't have a problem with gnr, i just have a problem with the new incarnation and with axl rose.

its funny how we manage to turn every thread into a debate about robin finck!

maybe Robin Finck is actually Big Bird off Seseme Street

//i don't have a problem with gnr, i just have a problem with the new incarnation and with axl rose.

You can sleep easy, Chinese Democrazy has finally been canned after 8 years in the making

thank christ!

maybe MR. SEYMOUR BUTTS will do da trick

I applied for a moore wilsons card 3 times... the bastards hate me... they refuse to send one out.

then go round to there head office with a crow bar and electric wire and beat them to death!!!!!

im gunna apply for a warehouse card under one of da following aliases.

MR. RONLAD MCDONALD
MR. R. MCDONALDS
FRANKIE MUNIZ
GREG BRADY
DONALD MCFONALD
DONALD MCRONALD
FONALD MCRONALD
ABE. SIMPSON
HERSHEL KRUFSTOSKY
JELLO BIARFA
G.W BUSH
D. RUMSFELD
C. POWELL
C. RICE
B. CLINTON
AMANDA HUGINKISS
SEYMOUR BUTTS
SEYMOUR DIX
SEYMOUR BALLS.
SEYMOUR COX
SEYMOUR BEAVERS.
GARY COLEMAN.
C. WIGGUM
C.M BURNS
R. WIGGUM

Oh and i forgot to add one more - Pol Pot.

Loyalty schemes suck shit as a rule, but places that require you to be in a loyalty scheme or you have to pay more (ie miss out on specials) suck extra smelly liquidy shit. I hope there is a special place in hell for the arseholes that devise them.

Milf Hunter is a cool name