You're part of Usama Bin Laden's Special Thinking Team Club (STTC). Your job is to plan an attack on any country in the world. State your attack clearly.
I had a conversation with a few people over the weekend about different places they could attack and how, was quite funny.
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Death to Mickey Millions of ...
Death to Mickey
Millions of tourists, from all over the world travel to America for Disney Land. Tourists equal money, and when you have no tourists, you lose money! My plan is to bomb Disney Land. We fly some random manipulated fool to America with a plastic bomb attached to him. He'll get through security seeing as they don't have a security (so I've been told, well not one which does body checks). He'll purchase a ride with a large number of people on it, e.g. Ferris Wheel. He'll set off the bomb, blowing the ride and the passengers on it. Forcing the owners to close the theme park down.
The media will be all over it, and the park will probably never get the numbers it needs to run.
Can anyone think of some flaws?
//Can anyone think of some flaws? ...
//Can anyone think of some flaws?
Actually, Disney theme parks are (and have been for some time) the number one destination for vacational suicides --meaning a person who travels more than a reasonable distance from their home to off themselves. They advertize themselves as the "Happiest Place on Earth", and I guess a lot of people want to say, "yeah, well I'll show you..."
The media's not all over that, because Disney&Co. own the media. It's that simple. Disney is huge and evil and rich; good luck bringing them down.
the happist place on earth u say ...
the happist place on earth u say velocity???
ive always wondered what sort of substances they are on........
<b>OPERATION DEATH STRIKE</b> 1: ...
OPERATION DEATH STRIKE
1: Enter my old polytech then kill every single Prep and slapper in the place
2: seize off the entire wellington region and force people from there homes, if they aint a prep then they can join us in the outcast revolution, if not they can be forced to work on the feilds as peasants.
3: plant carbombs inside every WINZ office, ESR and IRD H.Q and if tere are any survivors they can work as peasants growing carrots, rice and turnips on the feilds 12-15 hours a day - everyday with little food and no money.
4: seize wellington airport and with up to 200 slapper, jock and prep Hostages hijack a beoing 767 and take it on a cross country voyage, picking up more preppy hostages then declare your martyrdom by kamikaziing the boeing 767 into parliament pref. aiming for jim anderton, bill english, Winston peters, craig mcnairs, Lynda scotts or peter dunnes office.
5: plant carbombs on manners mall and wait till dey explode and kill everybody on MM
6: plant car bombs inside the ANZ Building, Westpac building, Westpactrust building, inside the BNZ Center, the National Bank Wellington head office, and the wanganui computer center and let all inside die if they dont die let em go, if the buildings dont collapse afte rthe bombings allow them to either collapse later or forcibly be demolished due to there poor structual state.
7: declare your martyrdom buy blowing yourself up inside many "trendy and hip bars"and nightclubs full of preps, slappers and jocks. inf act why dont you plant a truck bomb inside zebos and kill every teenybopper inside.
8: send "spacial white powder" or the SAR virus to the infidels and make 'em die.
*** pleae note this is all a movie plot and lucifer_sam condenms all acts of terrorism and violence, in otehrwords ats part of a plot of a movie im writing.
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what's your problem with preps samuel?...
what's your problem with preps samuel?
<b>//what's your problem with preps ...
//what's your problem with preps samuel? //
ill tell u my problem with preps - arrogant, stuck-up, slutty, trendy, always get there own way, NEVER get pulled over by cops for random traffic checks cos they drive cars there daddy got them or they got with there daddys credit card, aint stoppped in the street for random searches for drugs or whatever cos they dress "with it" - that is what is wrong with preps. in fact my new policy is "never trust a prep or anybody over 30"
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Ok, I too dislike snobs, but it seems ...
Ok, I too dislike snobs, but it seems to me you're just a jealous chump that has a general problem with folk who are clean cut and good lookin, or have money, or this and that.
You gotta look good for ladies, or men in your case, sam, you should know that.
<b>Saul</b> how can i be jelous??? i ...
Saul how can i be jelous??? i also h8 preps cos the preppy culture is supposed to all be about happiness, why bother being happy when there so much death, war, terrorism, disease and pollution in thi sworld, why be happy when we are supposidly in the "dark ages".
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sam dude, there are no real preppies ...
sam dude, there are no real preppies anymore, well not in NZ anyway, cellphones are cheap enough for regular people to get them, as are cars, as are clean clothes. there probably are quite a few people that get stuff bought for them sure, but the majority of the people you're talking about probably end up blowing every cent they earn on their fancy toys.
it's like their drug, you have your magic mushies, they have their soy decaf late's with brown sugar and smoke those skinny korean cigarettes, and their clio's and ipaq's and what have you. the reason that they probably avoid eye contact and "snob" you would have something to do with being afraid of being beaten up and robbed ... hell you'd probably like hanging out with them because if you and they loosened up a bit i'm sure they'd like to smoke some ganj and eat some pies with you.
as far as being happy is concerned ... well i bet if you actually looked at it from the inside rather than as a spiteful outside observer you'd change your tune, that's like saying that monkeys at the zoo are cute ... when really they're vile little screeching creatures that shit and piss and masturbate for candy.
no-one wants to be broke and destitute, and no-one wants their kids to have a worse life than them.
if i had kids i'd buy them a car (assuming i could afford it) hell i'd probably send them off to uni and get them a nice computer for their assignments even, it doesn't mean they're gonna be bad people (actually if they're my kids they'd most likely have to go on an ethanol drip as soon as they're born)
to put it really simply dude, it's all ...
to put it really simply dude, it's all perspective, you're a stoner, they're not, it's not that they hate you or they're soulless vampires, it's more that you're different from each other
Funny - Grimmybug, you're kinda saying ...
Funny - Grimmybug, you're kinda saying Sam is being too simplistic and generalizing, but then you say there are those who are stoners and those who are not - which is arguably even more simplistic.
Sam has chosen a more difficult path and I repsect him. Sure, he says silly things sometimes, but most of his statements are born of an honest passion for his beliefs whether they be angry or not. Also, there are definitely preps about and, amidst the vitriol, I agree with some of the things Sam says.
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No - but they may not be brilliant either. They will be at a level, but they are unlikely to break any moulds. People are shaped by the way they are nurtured and/or spoilt.
// which is arguably even more ...
// which is arguably even more simplistic. //
actually i did mention that i was putting that particular bit "simply" ;)
don't take it so literally either, all i'm trying to say is that everyone's different, but everyone's got something in common ... sam may find that the qualities he hates so much in these preppies parallel some of his own personality flaws, he is after all engaging in some major snobbery.
// Sam has chosen a more difficult path and I repsect him. Sure, he says silly things sometimes, but most of his statements are born of an honest passion for his beliefs whether they be angry or not. Also, there are definitely preps about and, amidst the vitriol, I agree with some of the things Sam says. //
to be honest, i don't believe what he's saying is that genuine, i think you'll find that the characteristics he's pointing out in this particular subculture are true of a lot of different people. remember fight club? you are not your job, you are not the car you drive - you sure as hell aren't the "group" you belong to. I'm not claiming to know anything about sam's life, nor about the lives of the people he's choosing to persecute - all i'm saying is that he doesn't know anything about them either.
i actually think Saul hit it right on the head with this one:
// Ok, I too dislike snobs, but it seems to me you're just a jealous chump that has a general problem with folk who are clean cut and good lookin, or have money, or this and that. //
dude, he hates them because "they NEVER get pulled over by cops for random traffic checks cos they drive cars there daddy got them" and they "aint stoppped in the street for random searches for drugs or whatever cos they dress 'with it'"
i'm just not convinced by this kind of argument, it's petty as all hell.
you just never know a person's life. The sluts he hates so much may have been raped as children by their creepy uncles, the people in the nice clothes may have lost their parents in a car accident when some drunk-ass wanker crashed his rustbucket into them. the guy that sits next to you in class who seems like a nice sort might be going to nightclubs and spiking girls' drinks so he can have his way with them. the goth with the hundreds of piercings and the big frowny face may have lived a completely normal life with a normal family in normalville and have a golden labrador called "patch".
the people he's agreeing with on the forums may in fact be the preppies he hates so much, at least his ideal of them
i personally think sam's pretty funny, i've got nothing against him, but i'm not a fan of bigotry, persecution, or exclusion on the basis of what you look like, there are more important things to worry about.
besides if he had a couple of wealthy preppie friends they could buy him drugs, i'm sure even sam's would overlook a little bit of snootyness for that.
// disclaimer: grain of salt people //
lucifer_sam, when you described a prep ...
lucifer_sam, when you described a prep or your problem with them you described yourself.
// Grimmybug, are you the top poster ...
// Grimmybug, are you the top poster yet, or what?
well actually faith, that's none of your business.
mr grimmybug, mergers & acquisitions.
Of anyone in this here forum, ...
Of anyone in this here forum, Grimmybug, you're the one I respect most. Dude, everything you said before, was in my opinion, exactly right.
// Sam has chosen a more difficult path and I repsect him. Sure, he says silly things sometimes, but most of his statements are born of an honest passion for his beliefs whether they be angry or not.
orrr....just angry?
EG- blah kill preps, beat people with metal pipes, kill, death camps, destroy, hatred blah.
I mean Lucifer_Sam, you act like you think you respect other peoples opinions, but really your a bit of a sadist huh? I mean, if someone disagrees with you, then they are automatically a slapper, or a prep? (just because they don't want to end up on the doll or working at pizza hut? ) who you want killed in the most awful, discusting ways?
sorry if that's harsh or something, i'm just a bit sick of the 'ahh, my life sucks, so i'll act like I hate everyone else in the world, but really i'm just a sad ittle boy who never got hugged by his mummy' routine.
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(please excuse all the spelling)
Grimmybug, are you the top poster yet, ...
Grimmybug, are you the top poster yet, or what?
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trixie are u calling me a prep??? if so ...
trixie are u calling me a prep??? if so i declare you a "traitor to the revolution" i hate preps with such a passion that if it where legal id have preps gassed to death.
PREPS NEED TO DIE
//why bother being happy when there so ...
//why bother being happy when there so much death, war, terrorism, disease and pollution in thi sworld, why be happy when we are supposidly in the "dark ages".// Lucifer_Sam
Here's a little song I wrote,
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't Worry, Be Happy
In every life we have some trouble,
But when you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy now
C'mon Sam sing with me.
(Burn)...
(Burn)