it doesn't get old!

Submitted by Prozaco on Tue, 2003-05-20 20:42

oh i know what you're thinking: another list topic / excuse for prozaco and tclak to stalk each other. and you'd be mostly right!

jokes / games / songs / people / movies / etc that never get old for me:

- the part in my nine inch nails dvd where trent molests robin finck
- robin finck in general
- running people over in carmageddon II
- watching craig parker die in the two towers (not because i dislike him)
- lurking on nzm forums
- making fun of koe
- tea with 3 sugars
- when you rant for ages and someone says "really?" and then you say "no." (hehehehehe)
- my pen that has a penguin on it that laughs insanely
- triumph the insult comic dog
- the dandy warhols (i never get sick of them)
- tclak's lame sense of humour
- tclak's lame southpark impressions
- tclak's lame everything else

Comments

Submitted by Saul_Hudson on Tue, 2003-05-20 22:32.

This is quite possibly the greatest thread ever.

Submitted by AchillesHeel on Wed, 2003-05-21 16:17.

Pure classic this thread should be placed in Best of the Boards.

Submitted by SoldierBoy on Wed, 2003-05-21 00:51.

Some:

- Monty Python
- Tom Waits
- Super Mario Brothers 3
- That joke about the mathematician with constipation
- good porn
- Der Himmel Uber Berlin
- Betty Blue
- Aguirre
- old Simpsons episodes (but NOT the first series)

Submitted by SoldierBoy on Wed, 2003-05-21 13:53.

How could I forget my beloved Dutch Licorice (sugar) [SoldierBoy slaps himslef across the forehead]

Submitted by c0tter on Thu, 2003-05-22 17:30.

Dutch licorice is the shit!!!

Submitted by NonBreed on Fri, 2003-05-23 02:52.

//- good porn

hah, so true, so true

Submitted by Heather on Wed, 2003-05-21 01:22.

//tclak's lame everything else
ha ha! tclak's lame! :-P

//- the dandy warhols (i never get sick of them)
I love Welcome to the Monkey House. It sounds like all the perkiest bits from Duran Duran's Medazzaland. That's not surprising since it was produced by Nick Rhodes. Lots of funky synthesisers.

- Duran Duran, Augustino, The Matrix, QOTSA, yadda yadda yadda...
- hanging out with my partner-in-crime. We do cool stuff.
- swimming at the beach
- that fly buys ad with the little girl who pulls her tooth out but only gets 5c
- my best friend xtian
- the Guiness ad with the snail race. Unfortunately they don't play it in NZ. It's brilliant.
- Roast lamb with mint sauce and roast potatoes and veges with cheese sauce
- making fun of Koe
- SychoGrandpa's posts. Also velocity, noizyboy, limegreen, and lena o just as long as she doesn't insult anyone I like.
- shopping. Any shopping. Groceries even.
- pudding

Submitted by noizyboy on Wed, 2003-05-21 13:49.

- music: stone roses first album, my nz top 5, the coldplay albums, my personal dance compilation (pitch black, prodigy, underworld, leftfield, the orb, baitercell)
- books: catch 22, anything by jeff voon
- web: nzmusic forums, fark, theonion
- clothes: my brown cardy, my supertight flares
- people: the wife, the kids, my musical co-conspirators
- tv: seinfeld, southpark, fast show,
- sport: watching rugby, watching cricket, watching adine harper
- films: singing in the rain, spinal tap
- food: nana's roast, sealord's green curry tuna in a can, patrisha's pies, liquorice
- mucking about: making webs, making music, writing, reading

Submitted by noizyboy on Wed, 2003-05-21 14:46.

jeff noon that should be.

Submitted by irieman on Wed, 2003-05-21 15:26.

noizyboy
//sealord's green curry tuna in a can..
Do you eat the big green leaf?

I always get a "skin of my teeth" feeling with the Green, but the Red on a warm buttered roll...my god, I'm hungry again.

Submitted by noizyboy on Wed, 2003-05-21 15:37.

// Do you eat the big green leaf?

Yep. I figure if it's in the can, it's there to be eaten. Totally addicted to the green -- the red and vindalooo don't even get a look in.

// the Red on a warm buttered roll...my god, I'm hungry again.

mmm. When we're feeling lazy at home we have the green on vogels toast -- Milo and Cosmo pick at the tuna and leave the toast behind, which I then get to have as a roll up. yuuummmm.

Submitted by NonBreed on Fri, 2003-05-23 02:47.

//The Matrix

its true!it never gets old!!not even after 16 times!

Submitted by nyahh on Wed, 2003-05-21 03:03.

good music
good food (well, this does get old, and then it goes mouldy so you cant eat it, but yeah)
confusing people
the simpsons and family guy
having a good argument with someone and winning
art
fat freddy's cat
long summer days
good music on long summer days
ice cream on winters days
ice cream any time
good music anytime
maniacal laughter
plotting to take over the world
good books
live gigs
a healthy interest in astronomy
swimming
randomness
NZM forums
shakespeare
realising your beginning to ramble before anyone calls you a loser

Submitted by i am y on Wed, 2003-05-21 03:15.

hi i'm y, and here is my list:

- coke
- Guns n' Roses (their cd's and songs will never get old)
- shows/concerts/gigs
- summetime kicking with a g-force pinapple and lime with sublime cranked in the backround and a nice layed back beach liedownchairthingy and some sunnies on.
- that new tui ad the one about saving power by turning of the beer fridge, i love it!
- the awesome feeling everyday when work finishes
- my Sepultura & Korn dvd's
- my Iron Maiden rock n rio dvd !!!!!!!
- Project-rockstar
- Forums | there are two i visit, and they are both fun to have a read in (yes this is one of them)
- Hanging with me buddies :)

Submitted by Saul_Hudson on Wed, 2003-05-21 03:48.

// coke

Cocaine right??????

I seriously don't see how you can listen to good music like guns and still find Korn appealing.

Submitted by i am y on Wed, 2003-05-21 21:29.

well i have a fucking huge variety music, from behemoth (black/death metal band) to some concord dawn, and add some good old rock in there, and some bone thugs n harmony (they have some good stuff) and there you go :)

Submitted by kellyJ on Wed, 2003-05-21 04:48.

reid fleming, world's toughest milkman!!!!!!
nik kershaw/duran duran

pams muesli...

oohh..

Submitted by tclak on Wed, 2003-05-21 15:29.

HEY!!

I'm SO not lame! OK, well I am kind of lame (hehe I love engrish!)

PS: Prozaco, you forgot to include engrish hunting on your list.

Submitted by velocity on Wed, 2003-05-21 16:42.

Speaking of Engrish...

A few years ago, I received a gift from my sister's relatives in Japan. It was a set of soup bowls. In the bottom of each bowl it had a cartoon of a smiling bowl of soup, and underneath it said "We All Enjoy A Lovely Soap!"

Submitted by Prozaco on Wed, 2003-05-21 18:13.

// PS: Prozaco, you forgot to include engrish hunting on your list.

oh god, i did too! i LOVE engrish. engrish definately does not get old, especially the "kind of crap" shirt and the "kind of ___" joke in general (lucky for tclak, because he doesn't know when to stop!)

mmmm... soap. hehe.

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Submitted by irieman on Wed, 2003-05-21 15:44.

Furry Freak Brothers..
"Darlin I'll say good bye even though I'm blue"
They call me Trinity. (Spaghetti westerns)
Oi Oi Oi ...NoTag/No No No... Dawn Penn
Message to you Rudy/Ghost town/pass the dutchie/dreadlock holiday.
Cheech & Chong...
Big day Out
Doing the slope, i.e bent stride, (every body's talking about a new way of walking)
(think John Cleese silly walks or Robert Crumbs cartoon "keep on trucking".)
Peanutbutter & Grated Carrot ..... on Vogels.
or Vegemite & Avocado...on toasted Vogels
Grapefruit, Cranberry & Stoli...hmmm thirsty now.
Milk bottle lollies. (the hard ones)
Refridgerated Pineapple lumps.
Drunken loud bellowing "With out love where would you be now" or any other totally thrashed 70's classic hit.

Submitted by joebloggs on Wed, 2003-05-21 16:25.

Radiohead
Avocado
Books(mind food at its best)
Vinyl
Coconut Rough (chocolate not the band)
Crisp/clear/windless Autumn nights in Wellington
Marmite
Walking along a beach by yourself
Bombay Sapphire with lime
42 Below with lemon
Three-Man (snake-eyes!!!)
New Zealand
Fridays
// old Simpsons episodes (but NOT the first series) -couldn't agree more!

Submitted by velocity on Wed, 2003-05-21 16:33.

-expensive beer
-Invader Zim
-Mystery Train, the movie
-homemade bread fresh out of the oven all melty with butter
-Slapstick, by Kurt Vonnegut
-foods with spinach in them
-feta cheese ravioli in a basil-lemon cream sauce (homemade, of course)
-dark dry red wine
-a good sleep

Submitted by Dr Gymkhana on Thu, 2003-05-22 01:46.

INVADER ZIM!

"Can I be a mongoose?"
'No GIR, you will be a dog'
"Can I be a MONGOOSE dog?!"

Oh, I love GIR, I wish I had a GIR!
Do you know where one can buy Zim on VHS or DVD?

Submitted by velocity on Thu, 2003-05-22 04:00.

//Do you know where one can buy Zim on VHS or DVD?

My dad bought me the complete collection on vcd. I think he got it on ebay.

I found the Doom song to be particularly repeatedly hilarious.

Submitted by grimmybug on Thu, 2003-05-22 15:49.

aw gir rocks!

i love the dib nightmare halloween episode, monsters - in his head!!!

Submitted by Dr Gymkhana on Thu, 2003-05-22 21:16.

doom doom doom doomdoom doom doom, doomdoom doooooooom!
-six months later-
doom doom dooooooooom!

Oh, GIR rules!

Submitted by Big_Stu on Wed, 2003-05-21 16:46.

-Sherlock Holmes stories .... (a lemon entry, my dear Watson ... worlds best punchline)
-Rolled Gold ... (Stones G/Hits with all the early covers etc ... brilliant)
-My mum's Louise Cake
-My Sons' birth days

and last but by no means least ...

-My One True Love ... my Wife

Submitted by SaidInJest on Wed, 2003-05-21 18:22.

Moments covered in cheese never get old

like

candlelight dinners
getting flowers
walking into your bedroom covered in rose petals
getting left a note
hugs & kisses
Dancing crazy by yourself
The almighty kiss in the morning
Talking sweet nothings

Theres heaps more but you'll probably start blowing chunks... cheese never ever gets old.

Submitted by NiceGuyEddie on Wed, 2003-05-21 20:10.

I can't imagine myself being anything but enthralled with the following:

Playing music,
affection,
the chainsaw in GTA: Vice City,
Hugh Grants first appearance in Bridget Jones' Diary (that look he gives is brilliant!)
The Tim Robbins get the shit beat out of him scene in High Fidelity,
babies that I am related to,
Wellington,
The disturbingly good chocolate desert from Mondo Cucino on Blair Street,
Class As,
Grass,
Sun,
brown paper packages tied up with string...

Submitted by NiceGuyEddie on Wed, 2003-05-21 20:11.

Oh, and You Love It __ ___ _____!

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 2003-05-21 21:58.

things that never get old.

Internet
Smoking Dak in the park
Memphis meltdowns
V
Coffee
Helen Clark (well at least her political career)
Nandor Tanczos boring us (or enlightening others) with pro-weed incentives
Cars (well at least not the concept)
The Weather

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Submitted by ÆNIMA on Wed, 2003-05-21 23:37.

FAT ALBERT 'HEY HEY HEY'

Submitted by grimmybug on Thu, 2003-05-22 15:50.

// Memphis meltdowns

YUM

momma's gooey raspberry .. *rrrowl*

Submitted by Koe on Thu, 2003-05-22 17:05.

-eating muffins and drinking coffee
-tapping the lightswitch after flicking it

Submitted by c0tter on Thu, 2003-05-22 17:36.

The original Scooby Doo series (without scrappy).

Submitted by SoldierBoy on Thu, 2003-05-22 19:00.

You are SOOO right. "Scooby Do, Where Are You?" is what it was called - and I can watch those episodes till the cows come home.

Scrappy should've been scrapped - annoying little bastard,

Submitted by Megaccino on Thu, 2003-05-22 23:09.

The ONLY good thing about the Scooby Doo movie, is that they mocked the crap outta Scrappy. They finally realised everyone hated him.

Submitted by teina on Thu, 2003-05-22 19:23.

- wanaka
- the piss game
- top 3's, 5's, or 8's
- "pinch and a punch for the first of the month"
- drooling over the new season burton catalogue
- bbqs
- the muppets
- autumn in wellington
- the desert road
- laughing at each other's passport/drivers licence/student ID pics
- vodka + soda
- 24 hr room service
- bad jelly the witch
- the hilarious faces people pull when they're choking on something
- fish n chips on the beach
- binges and splurges
- throwing an imaginary stick to the dog
- getting your films back
- amusing belches

Submitted by Prozaco on Thu, 2003-05-22 19:31.

// - laughing at each other's passport/drivers licence/student ID pics

i second that.

however, trying to convince the door guy/girl that it IS actually me on my drivers licence definately gets old (fast).

Submitted by Tama Drummer on Thu, 2003-05-22 22:18.

yeah I remember that happening at BDO

Submitted by dust on Thu, 2003-05-22 22:33.

- ralph hotere, nigel brown, big colin, shane cotton
- when all other obscenities fail to make impact, just go for the sheer elegance of "dick". when said right, it's the ultimate really.
- calling all Richards "dick"
- powder
- the search for the perfect chainsaw rhythm guitar riff. Malcolm Young-esque
- audio and video together
- test match union
- hot chicks
- hot chicke- working really hard physically and then having one very cold beer
- canada
- good chefs
- nikau cafe
- fresh tube of paint, and new brushes
- the word "fuck" (it's more useful than 'smurf')
- maryjane

Submitted by Megaccino on Thu, 2003-05-22 23:19.

- Homestar Runner
- bouncing on trampolines
- Swings
- Terry Pratchett books
- Breakdancing spiders
- all GTA games
- Mr Darcy
- Bubble game
- making people laugh
- good music
- emulators & ROMs
- my cat
- the KD & all things from it
- new NZM polls!!