Sorry, this really is a pretty random pointless topic but im in a pretty random pointless mood.
My favourite episode was the one where Homer got a website and started posting loads of crap on it, and some of it turned out to be true and he got kidnapped by the people who were controlling minds through flue vaccines and taken to a pretty nutty island. I laughed almost the entire way through.
whats everyone elses favourites?
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hmmm pointlessness....can't really say ...
hmmm pointlessness....can't really say a specific episode but my favourite bit, would be in the "leftorium" episode where homer is eating a sausage at a bbq at flanders house and says something evil to flanders that i can't remember and then starts choking....you probably had to be there..
The one when the olympics is cancelled ...
The one when the olympics is cancelled in Springfield cos of Bart & he has to volunteer at the retirement castle with Lisa...
"Frankly my dear, I love you, lets remarry"
"Didn't there used to be a war in this movie?"
"Right! You've been warned."
the whole Beatles sequence.
"I want some tacitos"
"Man the harpoons! Fire the torpedos!"
"Put on our tuxedos?"
"I want some tacitos"
"b-16"
"You sunk my battleship!"
"C-23"
"You sunk my battleship!"
yes! My friends and I were watching ...
yes! My friends and I were watching that once drunk. The whole night turned into
"you sunk my battleship"
"I'll have some tacitos"
"ha ha ha ha"
"you sunk my battleship"
...
"give 'em something fun, like cigars ...
"give 'em something fun, like cigars or booze."
"We tried giving them eggnog at Christmas but it led to wide spread de-shawling."
"That's what you get for wearing such tight little shawls."
"If I get up, somebody'll take my chair."
"You got that right. It's the only one left with padding"
"ohhhh, padding."
"you flush one down, it swirls around, 999 springs to flush down."
"You're not flushing those springs down out toilet are you?"
"Of course not!..... 996 springs to flush down, 996 springs..."
Rdaioactive man ...
Rdaioactive man episode
-----------Nelson, Ralph, and Martin watch a man paint black patches on a white
horse.
Martin: Uh, Sir, why don't you just use real cows?
Painter: Cows don't look like cows on film. You gotta use horses.
Ralph: What do you do if you want something that looks like a horse?
Painter: Ehh, usually we just tape a bunch of cats together.
Yay!! El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro ...
Yay!!
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer
Homer eats a At the chili cook-off, Chief Wiggum's imported chili peppers send Homer on a hallucinatory spiritual journey that makes him question whether Marge is his soulmate.
Quotes:
Flanders: Well, sure, buddy, I'd be happy to help out. What can I [Ned's visage begins changing as Homer hallucinates] do-diddily-doodily-diddly-hobbily-hibbily-gobbily-gobbily-gobble-gabba-gabba-hey.
[Homer screams and falls. He then sees everyone else as caricatures of their normal selves]
Jasper: Goo Goo Ga-Joob?
Nelson: [parrot-like] Ha-HAW! Ha-HAW!
Krabappel: [muted trumpet sounds]
Barney: [incredible belch]
Homer screams and runs away, crashing through a wooden fence.
Ralph: Hey, Mister, do you need some help?
Otto: Let him go, Ralph. He knows what he's doing.
And then A coyote turns up with the voice of Johnny Cash...
Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide.
Homer: [warily] Hiya.
Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn.
Homer: If it's about laying off the insanity peppers, I'm way ahead of you.
Classic.
Marge: I'm "cranky" because my husband got drunk and humiliated me in front of the entire town. You broke your promise, Homer.
Homer: Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.
& on seeing Homer's shadow in the ...
& on seeing Homer's shadow in the light beam:
Lisa: It's either dad or batman's really let himself go!"
Ooh Ooh, and Weekend at Burnsie's is ...
Ooh Ooh, and Weekend at Burnsie's is where Homer gets medical marijuana for his eyes (his murder of crows turned on him,) and gets all spacey.
It is the funniest shit.
And please ignore the fact that both the episodes I've mentioned are drug episodes... I am well aware of this and am dealing with it in my own way, thank you very much.
Also, did you know that Harry Shearer ...
Also, did you know that Harry Shearer who does the voice of Ned, Kent Brockman, Smither and Rev Lovejoy (among others) played Handsome Dan in Wayne's World 2?
He's also the bass player for Spinal ...
He's also the bass player for Spinal Tap. The more you know . . .
I also knew that :P...
I also knew that :P
Alright, did you know that the lead ...
Alright, did you know that the lead guitarist from Spinal Tap was also the six-fingered Count Rugen from the Princess Bride?
Well... no. But I would have found out ...
Well... no. But I would have found out if I'd though to check.
I know that Inigo Montoya was played by a dude who ended up in Chicago Hope.
Yeah who also released a couple of ...
Yeah who also released a couple of albums of piano & vocal ballads - and I reckon I'll leave it there, I've said too much.
in the words of comic book guy "best ...
in the words of comic book guy "best episode ever"
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i saw spinal tap on rialto last friday, ...
i saw spinal tap on rialto last friday, classic shit, and i wonder what was in harrys pipe.
// I know that Inigo Montoya was played ...
// I know that Inigo Montoya was played by a dude who ended up in Chicago Hope.
mandy patinkin
weirdly enough (how bout those degrees of seperation eh?) he was also in an episode of the simpsons, i think it was the one where lisa got married?
Probably still the Itchy and Scratchy ...
Probably still the Itchy and Scratchy Movie episode. Particularly the part where Bart is playing with Grampa's teeth and smashes them - then tapes them up and jams them in Grampa's mouth as Homer and Marge arrive home, Grampa protesting incoherently:
Homer: If you don't start making sense, we're gonna put you in a home.
Grampa: You already put me in a home!
Homer: Then we'll put you in that crooked home we saw on 60 minutes.
i really like that episode when bart ...
i really like that episode when bart moves out of home and gets to be really good mates with Tony Hawk and Homer tries to win Bart back by asking Tony if he could lose to him on that skate tour So he can win Bart back.Saw it last Saturday and i think that is my favourite episode so far Funny very funny!
that one was on saturday i think....i ...
that one was on saturday i think....i enjoyed the parody of michael jackson hanging the baby off the balcony.
same here!...
same here!
I love the Cypress Creek Episode, and ...
I love the Cypress Creek Episode, and all the Halloween Specials.
Ahh the advantages of having a brother with nearly every Simpsons episode on tape.:D
Those Halloween specials are fantastic ...
Those Halloween specials are fantastic - home of the best Smithers line ever.
Smithers (to Burns, watching Marge boarding their ship): I think women and seamen don't mix, sir.
Burns: We all know what you think.
i have too many to name, umm....i like ...
i have too many to name, umm....i like the whacking day one and ROSEBUD where Mr Burns loses his teddy bear, also i like the one with the following quote.
MR BURNS: "so Smithers another friday is upon us and what are you doing tonight, something gay?"
SMITHERS: "Wh-what??"
MR. BURNS: "you know, light hearted, happy, watch out girls, smithers is on the town"
SMITHERS: "eeeerrr....."
the teddy bear one was fantastic...
the teddy bear one was fantastic
My faves: - the Flying Hellfish ...
My faves:
- the Flying Hellfish episode
- the Softball episode
- the Prohibition episode
- the Flaming Moe's episode
- the Homer Joins The Navy episode
- the Apu Sits A Citizenship Exam episode
- the Bart Gets Knocked Over By Mr. Burns' Car episode
- the Hullabalooza episode
- the Junior Campers episode (especially the part where Homer, Bart, Flanders and Rod are lost at sea)
- the episode where Homer has his driver's license revoked ("Alcohol powered car! - one for you, one for me - gaaargl")
There may be a few more. I'll post the when they come to mind.
I can't believe that the absolute two ...
I can't believe that the absolute two best episodes ever made (thank you, Conan O'Brian) haven't been mentioned:
-the Simpsons join the witness protection program and move to a houseboat in terror lake, and
-Homer eats a diseased sandwich and Selma takes Bart and Lisa to Duff Gardens.
Classics.
//the Simpsons join the witness ...
//the Simpsons join the witness protection program and move to a houseboat in terror lake,
wasnt that on last week?
with tony hawk in it eh?
No, Velocity's talking about the one ...
No, Velocity's talking about the one where Sideshow Bob gets to go out on parole I think.
yes, it was on recently. It's the one ...
yes, it was on recently. It's the one where they become the Thompsons
Mmmm Duff Gardens....."Duff Beer 4 ...
Mmmm Duff Gardens....."Duff Beer 4 me,Duff Beer 4 you...".
Blink 182 made an apperance last week & that Kid Rock episode was just crazy!
One of my fav. episode's would have to be when Apu Nahasapenapetalon (forgive the spelling)had like nine lil' Apu's with Manjula.One of them lived the Salt shaker,another in the Pepper,and one of the lucky bastard's lived in a pair of oven mits attached to the fridge!!!
SideShow Bob is the man,that episode when his older Bro. turned up (Kelsey Grammer) & tried 2 blow up the dam....Classic....
MMMMMMMMMMMM Chocolate....DOOHH!
Or.......the one when Homer went round with a glove."Sir,I challenge you to a draw".He end's up chicken'in out & they all move out to Homer's old farm house were he grew up.("The Tomacco Episode")
And that f*#k'in tractor kept fall'in on top of him lol!
Awww, the tractor falling on him ...
Awww, the tractor falling on him repeatedly wsa good... & "gloveslap, baby gloveslap. gloveslap, i dont crap. gloveslap shut you big yap, gloveslap baby gloveslap...glovvvve baby thats where its at slap" (to the tune of loveshack)
errr, should be *I don't take crap. & ...
errr, should be *I don't take crap. & *your & *was
errr, wrong place. <shame>...
errr, wrong place.
i hate it when you shame yourself. but ...
i hate it when you shame yourself.
but it does get funny after awhile.
wait and see.
I had a dream about starting this topic ...
I had a dream about starting this topic two nights ago and have been meaning to start it...but I was beaten. And it hurts. My favourite episode is the side story of 'Lisa's Rival' when Homer finds a whole lot of sugar. Best Line -
Homer - Where did you get that sugar?
English Man - I knicked it, and I'll do it again.
SHIT!....i forgot!,the episode when ...
SHIT!....i forgot!,the episode when Bart make's that collect call 2 Australia!!!,and the Australian congress gave him 'The Boot'.
HOMER: "Australia...America...Australia...America...." BANG!(U.S Soldier knocks his ass 2 the ground)
"Here in America we don't tolerate that kinda crap,Sir!"
That Koala rite @ the end of that episode is sooooo evil....
I hate to sound like an annoying ...
I hate to sound like an annoying australian, but that australian episode was the only one that had a lot of very unfunny crap in it.
I actually found it quite amusing...
I actually found it quite amusing
The Hullabalooza episode is real cool, ...
The Hullabalooza episode is real cool, with smashing pumpkins. Hahaha "fetch me my brain medicine..."
hahaha billy corgan: "hi - i'm billy ...
hahaha
billy corgan: "hi - i'm billy coragan, smashing pumpkins"
homer: "homer simpson, smiling politley"
aw, when sonic youth were eating the ...
aw, when sonic youth were eating the watermelon...that was sooo cute.
I liked it when RHCP were on the ...
I liked it when RHCP were on the show.
Barney - We want Chillie Willie, We want Chillie Willie
Krusty - uhh guys the network has a problem with your lyrics, would you mind changing them for the show?
Anthony (RHCP) - Stuff you clown
Chad (RHCP) - Our lyrics are like our children, no way!
Krusty - Well instead of 'what I've got to get and put it in you' how about 'What I like is to hung and kiss you'.
Flea (RHCP) - Wow! everyone can like that
(I don't think its 100% correct, but close enough)
Also it was cool when Spinal Tap was on, they had a inflatable devil fall on the drummer. One of them got hit in the eyes with a laser night & he went blind, so they went off stage & it caused a riot.
Then the next day their tour bus got hit off a cliff & blew up.
I think Flea said instead "Hey those ...
I think Flea said instead "Hey those lyrics are way better than the original".
The episode when Homer steals the ...
The episode when Homer steals the 'Venus de Milo' gummy bear and it gets stuck to the babysitters ass and as she gets out of the car he goes to get it and he gets called a pervert for the rest of the episode.
And the episode when they're in chocolate land and everythings chocolate and Homer picks up the chocolate dog and eats its back, then he does a funny little dance of delight on his tippy toes
a land full of chocolate and he ...
a land full of chocolate and he celebrates at seeing the sign which states "chocolate 1/2 price"
nice.
ugggggghhhhhhhhh, precious ...
ugggggghhhhhhhhh, precious venusssssssss......
another funny simpsons moment i just ...
another funny simpsons moment i just remembered was when Lisa complained about another school winning a competition through the use of glo sticks, and at the end President Clinton gave her the prize.
Clinton: whenever you want something, dont stop complaining until you get it.
Marge: Isn't that a lousy lesson?
Clinton: well, i'm a lousy president
I think that was the same episode where they get a racehorse and the jockeys are all pixies who live in a fibre glass tree. heh.
the 'Cape Fear' takeoff ...
the 'Cape Fear' takeoff episode.
Side Show Bob.
when he arrives in the seaside town.
steps on a rake lying down on the street - it springs up and hits him in the face.
he goes "Whmnmhmnhmn."
then he steps again, and it happens with a completely different rake - "Whmnhmhmnhmnnmn."
then the camera pans back and you see he is surrounded with rakes, and he just keeps stepping on them and going "Whmnhmnhmnmnmhnmn."
Damn how could I forget the one where ...
Damn how could I forget the one where Homer starts up an internet company, "hypercompuglobalmeganet" or something like that.
"oh they have the internet on computers now"
And the Spinal Tap epsiode
"We thought they rocked in Shelbyville but noone rocks like.......Springfield"
And the monorail episode.