Bush admits to homosexuality

Submitted by chunnsta on Thu, 2003-04-03 16:54

Soory to grab attention like that but my topic about deja voodoo two below surely deserves more than one hit in two hours!? Do people go to gigs in Auckland anymore? It's Friday peoples!

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Submitted by Heather on Thu, 2003-04-03 17:02.

Better?

Submitted by chunnsta on Thu, 2003-04-03 20:24.

Ah - yes. thank you Heather.

Submitted by limegreen on Thu, 2003-04-03 17:06.

It's possible that a lot of us read it in the Latest Posts list, and seeing as I'm not in Awkland, I read it and went damn and moved on without clicking through....

Submitted by chunnsta on Thu, 2003-04-03 17:16.

Ah - looking a bit more respectable now! I just want people to go cos' I heard some of the deja voodoo stuff on bfm and it was f*&%ing funny and good in its own right - don't be mad at me!

Submitted by tclak on Thu, 2003-04-03 17:21.

Deja Voodoo rule. If I wasn't such a peasant I'd go.

Hell, I'll probably go anyway!

Submitted by chunnsta on Thu, 2003-04-03 17:32.

Yay tclak! - let that inspire the rest of you from your apathy!!

Submitted by Stefan on Thu, 2003-04-03 18:45.

I heard they were crap last night.

Submitted by chunnsta on Thu, 2003-04-03 19:44.

Try not to take yourself too seriously dude - deja voodoo don't.

Submitted by rdor on Thu, 2003-04-03 20:44.

the 'we're a crap band ain't that funny' thing has probaly run it's course for deja voodoo

Submitted by chunnsta on Thu, 2003-04-03 20:47.

Ah rdor - I thought I could smell you.......Deja Voodoo don't do back of the y skits and they're not doing Weird Al Yankovic numbers either. Some time has passed since the show finished.

Submitted by rdor on Thu, 2003-04-03 20:52.

nice one,

maybe they've found new ways to be crap

(bite me munter)

Submitted by chunnsta on Thu, 2003-04-03 21:00.

You came in and were critical without any evidence and so you got flak b/c you sounded like a lena o wannabe - calling me a munter!!? OK pot.

Submitted by rdor on Thu, 2003-04-03 21:02.

//Try not to take yourself too seriously dude - deja voodoo don't.//

Submitted by chunnsta on Sun, 2003-04-06 14:30.

touche

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 2003-04-06 00:39.

ummm....sorry bout the rant, but what is this topic go to do with the fact Bush admits he is gay with Tony Blair and John Howard????

Submitted by chunnsta on Sun, 2003-04-06 14:31.

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The axis of sodomy

Submitted by Heather on Sun, 2003-04-06 15:41.

hahahahaha! hahahahahahaha! You watch enough Hollywood movies, you work out the only way to defeat evil is with true (big gay) lurve.

Actually, I think the problem the US has is that they watch too many Hollywood movies - it's always the renegade that breaks all the rules that ends up being the hero. Probably Bush thinks that when he's finished, the UN will give him a lecture about breaking the rules, but then crack a smile and say "good on ya, son" and give him a medal. Then he'll get to snog the sexy sidekick (I guess that's Tommy Franks in this case)

Submitted by chunnsta on Sun, 2003-04-06 16:01.

Hahahaha

Yeah - In the movie version of the Iraq conflict, George will fight Saddam for the love of Tommy Franks and the right to make lurve to his peers. Inexplicably George will go by the name "Jake" and be a kick-ass crime-solving ladykiller who utters lines like "welcome to the party" and, despite being in the middle east, will kill many baddies with poor East European accents.

Submitted by noizyboy on Sun, 2003-04-06 16:10.

// the UN will give him a lecture about breaking the rules

Kofi Annan as the badass black police captain. That'd work.

// Then he'll get to snog the sexy sidekick (I guess that's Tommy Franks in this case)

I reckon it'll be more along the lines of sexy-journalist babe who's been giving him a hard time the whole war, only to melt into his arms on the White House lawn when he saves her (and himself) from a mad iraqi assassin. Wassername. Christine Amanpour. Tommy's more like your Judge Reinhold to Bush's Axl Foley.

Doo doo, doot da-doot do do

Submitted by Heather on Sun, 2003-04-06 16:15.

hahahaha! hahahahaha!

//kill many baddies with poor East European accents
hahahaha!

The comic relief, Tony Blair, is a bumbling professor called "Brains", who talks like ja ja binks and is responsible for taking care of some ultra-deadly secret chemical weapon. Much chaos and hilarity ensues. Speaking of which, has anyone seen the movie preview for Thunderpants?

Submitted by Heather on Sun, 2003-04-06 16:17.

//Doo doo, doot da-doot do do

I can play that.

Submitted by noizyboy on Sun, 2003-04-13 17:27.

Saddam, you sexy beast!

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Submitted by noizyboy on Wed, 2003-04-16 16:26.

this really takes the cake: Saddam aka Omar Studdif

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Submitted by noizyboy on Mon, 2003-05-19 14:13.

Yet more bizarre news from the land of the free...

The Pentagon loses 1 Trillion Dollars. Not to mention the tanks and planes...

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Submitted by Heather on Mon, 2003-05-19 14:34.

damn, if we'd been faster off the mark, we could've nicked an extra plane to smuggle out Velocity, and they wouldn't even have noticed...

How the hell do you lose track of that many planes and tanks? Maybe it's the same as work-issued laptops. The pilots and operators are allowed to take them home, and then they sort of forget about bringing them back, then when they leave the army/airforce they just think "well, they should know I've got it - if they ask for it, then I'll give it back". Probably there's a jet plane in every state, parked in someone's garage, hiding behind some worn-out furniture. ...and elsewhere, a tank out the back with no tracks, propped up on blocks of wood, with grass and poppies growing up around it. "Jethro! Wen are ye gon fix that dang tank n return it?"

Submitted by limegreen on Mon, 2003-05-19 15:23.

//lost 1 trillion?

They probably went to the same business school as the enron executives.....