i am fucking outraged that Pepper spray/mace, capisicum gas and stun guns are illegal in new zealand, what kind of fucked up nazi infidel nation would outlaw products which could one day save somebodys life????
the point is - Teh Police are overstretched in there resources and as we all know cant be everywhere at once, that is why WE HAVE THE FUCKING DARNDEST RIGHT to defend ourselves with whatever means possible, that is why people HAVE THE DARNDEST right to possess and use pepper sprays/gas and stun guns in a situation where their lives are threatened.
cases of Road Rage in New Zealand are rising fast, the other day a truckie was beaten almost to death, i believe if he had some pepper spray on him then the attacker would have fled off, the worst it could do is blind them for up to 3 minutes. Homicides and violent attacks have increased 200% since self-defence weapons where outlawed in 1990. and what was the result?? hundreds of Law abiding kiwis in Jail for defending there right to life, liberty and freedom?? a long list of criminal convictions for "possession of an "offensive" weapon"?/ a government who doesnt even give a fuck about the safety of its own citizens THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO DEFEND FROM CRIME???
my reccomandation is: the IMMEDIATE LEGALISATION of pepper spray, stun guns and capsicum gas for self defence purposes, the immediate release compensation and expunging of all people in jail for such "offences" and there criminal records. all those politicians and law enforcement who pushed for these life saving products to be outlawed shall be given MANY, MANY LASHES OF ELECTRIC WIRE, 20 shocks of electrical discharge, tipped over head first and dunked into scolding hot water, forced to extract confessions then taken to a farm and forced to dig there own graves then hung from a meathook with piano wire used as rope.
HAIL THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS OF AOTEAROA.
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//all those politicians and law ...
//all those politicians and law enforcement who pushed for these life saving products to be outlawed shall be given MANY, MANY LASHES OF ELECTRIC WIRE, 20 shocks of electrical discharge, tipped over head first and dunked into scolding hot water, forced to extract confessions then taken to a farm and forced to dig there own graves then hung from a meathook with piano wire used as rope.
I've never felt the need for pepper spray or stun guns. I just carry around an electric fence, a big bucket of scalding hot water, a spade, a meathook and a piano.
mmmm...... meathook. :)...
mmmm...... meathook. :)
Meathooks can be dangerous. When I was ...
Meathooks can be dangerous. When I was younger, I knew a guy named Bradley who had a rather unfortunate encounter with a meathook which resulted in him being called Bradley One-Nut for the rest of high school. I'd steer clear of Heather and her meathook, boys.
That reminds me of this one-liner my ...
That reminds me of this one-liner my ex-husband told me once. He had to tell this long drawn-out story just to get to the punchline. Then, joy of joys, one day some friends were talking about the exact right scenario for me to use it.
Yup. My friends were talking about this guy who had a plastic replacement testicle, to which I said (oh, rapture! bliss!) "That'd be quite sham-bollock, wouldn't it" Ha!
THAT reminds me of a punchline I once ...
THAT reminds me of a punchline I once heard... I've never heard the joke, and I don't think I want to because it may ruin how obscenely funny the punchline is:
"Rectum? Damn near killed him!"
Oh, god, it cracks me up every time.
Ooh Ooh ... i know this one ... A ...
Ooh Ooh ... i know this one ...
A general was visiting a military hospital during the (fill in your favourite war here) and was being a right old prat as generals always are. As he approached each soldier he asked him why he was there ... he got all sorts of wonderful answers: Shrapnel in the shoulder, head wounds, dose of the clap etc.
Finally the general approached one poor tommy (british soldier) who was so heavily sedated that he didn't have a clue what was going on. "What happened to this poor chap?" enquired the general.
"He was shot in the arse (that's ass, to you velocity) sir." quoth the orderly.
"Rectum man, rectum!" snapped the matron.
"Rectum? Damn near killed the poor bastard!" said the orderly.
*Big_Stu falls about laughing ... heh heh heh!!!!
thats funny velocity, i have never ...
thats funny velocity, i have never heard the joke either but my brother used to say "rectum? Damn near killed him" a lot. It is rather funny.
A friend of mine relayed a conversation ...
A friend of mine relayed a conversation where his friend had said "wow, that must've buggered him up", and he said "rectum", which I thought was very appropriate.
An excellent idea! Then all the ...
An excellent idea!
Then all the law-abiding citizens of good old NZ can defend themselves from petrol-station attendants and dairy owners who have the audacity to try and prevent them from stealing the takings.
sarc
A brilliant scheme
/sarc
why is it sarcasim??? what if you got ...
why is it sarcasim??? what if you got mugged.
What if the mugger had pepper spray?...
What if the mugger had pepper spray?
//What if the mugger had pepper spray? ...
//What if the mugger had pepper spray?
hed mugg you regardless weither or not he has peper spray..
Look I think we should all just get ...
Look I think we should all just get this straight.
Lucifer_sam. You are an idiot.
Now before you go into your long, boring comeback, which no doubt will consist of, 'Die you gay faggot, i will kill you with electric wire, and make you dig your own grave', let me just say. I am not calling you an Idiot as an insult, I am just telling you as a 'friend'.
No actually. an insult.
Have a nice day.
why dont you back up this comment dj ...
why dont you back up this comment dj will?
'caus it looks to me like a pety blow against Lucifer_sam because you dont agree with him.
why dont u go get fucked you nutfucker ...
why dont u go get fucked you nutfucker will
and to back it up will - how would you ...
and to back it up will - how would you feel if some sick fuck came up to you ion the street and said - gimmie your wallet, EFTPOS card then starts kicking the shit outa you?? what you would have to protect yourself, surely if you used your hands and feet the fuckhead would definatly fight back, then when the piggies come a-calling you get done for disorderly behavior and fighting.
The electric wire punishment is only applied to the politicians and law-enforcers who enforce this gay arse law that you cannot defend yourself with whatever means, cos violating a very persons right to freedom is a war crime as well as high treason.
in america you can freely possess these sprays without fear of the law.
so why dont you wake up and smell the dope you foolish fiend fuck.
in fact will i could have been alot ...
in fact will i could have been alot meaner than the words i already posted.
Man, don't hate Lucifer... "Leave the ...
Man, don't hate Lucifer... "Leave the Kid...Alone" (1980's gang flick) Relax Will, stop bagging him cause out of all his angry rants there is always a little bit of truth in jest...
Lucifer_Sam what if you get attacked by a gang of 10 all carrying stun guns, pepper-spays, and that other stuff you're going on about? That would suck bro...
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<B>SAIDINJEST</B> Prohibition of pepper ...
SAIDINJEST Prohibition of pepper spray and stun guns doesn't disarm criminals. It only disarms otherwise law-abiding citizens.
sure crims will always be able to obtain weapons regardless of weather or not weapons or illegal, but
will be less likely to commit crimes when citizens have the very right of self-defence.
BTW Jest thanks 4 backing me up.
Isn't that the same way of thinking ...
Isn't that the same way of thinking Americans have with guns? Surely it won't work just like the guns don't work in USA, maybe thats a bit harsh but arming citzens thinking crime won't be commited, is a bit hopeful.
Sweet As Lucifer, I've notice Will gets a bit too serious at times and just bags ya.
I agree SaidInJest. It's one of ...
I agree SaidInJest.
It's one of those little anomalies. Better access to weaponry appears to lead to higher crime rates (as do longer sentence rates).
//Lucifer_Sam what if you get attacked ...
//Lucifer_Sam what if you get attacked by a gang of 10 all carrying stun guns, pepper-spays, and that other stuff you're going on about? That would suck bro...
if a gang of 10 people are out to mugg someone(in this country it happens more than youd realise)they will do it regardless weither they have stun guns etc. getting mugged sucks anyways, my mate lives in the ghetto and hes been mugged 3 times already this year wich sucks, having peper spray and a stun gun might help but if its 10 people youll still get fucked up...
//Prohibition of pepper spray and stun ...
//Prohibition of pepper spray and stun guns doesn't disarm criminals. It only disarms otherwise law-abiding citizens.
God, this is just like Charlton Heston saying, "guns don't kill people, people kill people." That crazy fuck.
...or as they say on 'King of the ...
...or as they say on 'King of the Hill':
'Guns dont kill people, the government kills people!'
simple rreply to the argument watch ...
simple rreply to the argument watch bowling for columbine
indepth, ever been mugged? no well I have I am glad the people didn't have access to pepper spray tasers or the like. violence begets violence.
if you are afraid of the possibility of being mugged so badly as to suggest this, I must ask do you find it difficult leaving the house without a big stick.
also following you relatory response to some of the critique of your suggestion do think if we were all sitting around a table and you had that can of mace in your pocket you wouldn't use it. if you would you have answered pretty much answered your own question.
oh and do you know that you can build a resistence to mace and pepper so pretty much either way you are fucked.
//guns don't kill people, people kill ...
//guns don't kill people, people kill people
thats true, if someone is hell bent on killing someone they can go and buy a kitchen knife from briscoe or famers for something like 20 dollars
//guns don't kill people, people kill ...
//guns don't kill people, people kill people
Errr, I think the actual meaning of that is not about finding alternative weapons, but people fire the gun to kill. The gun doesn't fire itself.
//people fire the gun to kill hence ...
//people fire the gun to kill
hence People kill People ???
I see where your coming from ...
I see where your coming from Lucifier_Sam, but there'd always going to be the dumb shits that would use stuff like that to get their kicks.
I have never felt the need to arm ...
I have never felt the need to arm myself. There is very little danger of me being mugged.
That said... I'd probably be ok with pepper spray being available for women. It makes me feel quite angry that they aren't always safe in the streets.
//There is very little danger of me ...
//There is very little danger of me being mugged.
Hard to mug someone who's got nothing to take, eh?
Hey!...
Hey!
//Hey! You just caught that one, ...
//Hey!
You just caught that one, NiceGuyEddie? I was wondering if you'd just decided it was true enough, so you'd let it go...
Hey babe... I got plenty... just you ...
Hey babe... I got plenty... just you wait and see.
//I got plenty... just you wait and ...
//I got plenty... just you wait and see.
I have a feeling I'll be waiting a while...