actually, no, that's well down the erotimeter. I've channel-surfed through this one before: I can recall the older black lady giving some advice to some down-trodden soul about inner strength and, ugh, faith. Took about a minute before the bile started to well up in my stomach, and I retreated to the comfort of Seinfeld re-runs.
the newest pioneer house style thing set in Chch. the lines sound so rehearsed. especially ones by the 13 year old daughter. Maybe it's frontier house? i dunno.
Hmmm, being in the US there are so many to choose from. I think I will start the bidding at 'Joe Millionaire', but I also think its cheating to include reality TV in the nominations so...
"Miracles" An awful rip-off of the X-files
"Undressed" MTV trying its hand at drama and getting as far as teens getting laid. Sooo Deep!!
By the way, a great talk show (yes I know that's a contradiction) that would be worth getting onto NZ screens is 'Real Time with Bill Maher'. This guy had a show called 'Politically Incorrect' on ABC which got axed and he got picked up by HBO and seems to have massive control over the content of the new show and it is just the best. Quite a refreshing punch in the nose of the Dubya.
Hey Jerry Seinfeld couldn't act either and the characters of Jerry and George are both based on Larry David's actual personality. I think it's very funny, although I've noticed that some struggle with out the encouragement of canned laughter. Some people simply don't know when to laugh! (I'm not suggesting that of you Stefan) It's pretty out-of-it.
Seinfeld had more charm though. Larry David's style just doesn't do it for me, the jokes could have been delivered a lot better I felt. Personal tastes and all I guess.
you cant hate 'get smart' it was one of the best shows ever to be put on TV. Beverly hilbillies was also a classic. that granny is a larff and a 1/2. they even sung this lil tune in primary school to mimic the show.
once was a farmer
name was jed
piddled on his cabbages
now there all dead
then one day
huntin for sum food
up jumps a lady all in the nude
next thing you know jeds in a truck
pulling down his pants ready for a fuck
along comes granny with a 303
and blows his nads to texas tea.
What Now is a pretty bad show, but hey, I'm not exactly in the target audiences age range, so I leave it alone. But Sticky TV is the most gawd-damn annoying, immature show I've ever seem. Sticky Tv - Creating tomorrow's imbeciles today!
Shortland St is a bunch of crap, I'm sure NZ can make a better drama than that... Or a least get some decent actors.
What Now has been crap ever since Simon Barnett and Catherine McPherson left the show, they were the best What Now presenters ever.... Frank Flash was funny, what ever happen to him?
sticky TV - yeeuck, i reckon those folks who host it are whacked out on pot and/or acid even as they are live onon set. they certainly act and look as tho they are.
what now was cool when michelle a'court, simon barnett, catherine mcpherson hosted it and what about danny morrisson. and of course before many of youz readers where born Steve Parr, i usd to enjoy watching inspector gadget every saturday mornings which was on what now 20 or so years back.
those little animated plasticine blobs.
they were totally of the 'golden era' of what now.
probably around the steve parr epoch.
they had episodes like...
"the glumps discover fire"
"the glumps invent the motorcar"
"the glumps learn how to fly"
...which invariably ended up with some of the glumps getting roasted, run over, and splatted (or all three). I loved it.
steve parr epoch?? id be looking at 1981-82 - before i can remember anything really. i can remember watching inspector gadget on what now back in 84 and 85 tho.
i adored Frank Flash when i was little. i've still got a few What Now mags collecting mildew somewhere ... i'm really liking the new What Now these days too. their spoofs are damned funny and clever at times ...
The best cartoon What Now ever had was 'Super Ted' and the classic 'Dungeons and Dragons'... Those were cool.
Ha! I remember Danny Watson and his mullet... Frank Flash is the best kid entertainer NZ ever had, and we he went we were stuck with that dick Jason Gunn and 'Thingy'. When Frank left, I left the couch and played outside.
Coolest thing about What Now today is that blondie... She's hot
add to your collection any dating shows like "blind date" or "change of heart"or anything like that (usually come on sky 1). They are so patheticaly lame
Has anyone said Bridezillas? Although "apparentley " is supposed to be a good "chick" show, i really wouldnt like to see self-obsessed high-class american woman wreck their own weddings.
Doctor Quinn Medicine Woman would have ...
Doctor Quinn Medicine Woman would have to be first runner up.
along with everything else that jane ...
along with everything else that jane seymore is in.
That is so true! I went around calling ...
That is so true! I went around calling it 'Dr Quin rewrites history'.
// touched by an angel that sounds ...
// touched by an angel
that sounds vaguely erotic. although, if it's not erotic, it's undoubtedly as bad as you make out.
I'd have to go with...
Mitre 10 Changing Rooms Ground Force Dream Home Whatchacallit.
I hate hate hate those shows...
// that sounds vaguely ...
// that sounds vaguely erotic
...does this look erotic to you? (please no)
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a foursome? interracial? ...
a foursome? interracial? crikey...
actually, no, that's well down the erotimeter. I've channel-surfed through this one before: I can recall the older black lady giving some advice to some down-trodden soul about inner strength and, ugh, faith. Took about a minute before the bile started to well up in my stomach, and I retreated to the comfort of Seinfeld re-runs.
the newest pioneer house style thing ...
the newest pioneer house style thing set in Chch. the lines sound so rehearsed. especially ones by the 13 year old daughter. Maybe it's frontier house? i dunno.
The US version of this played on PBS, ...
The US version of this played on PBS, the supposedly quality channel. Its reality TV for wankers that think they are intellegent.
The other thing that plays on PBS that pisses me off is 'Antiques Roadshow'. Its just a goddamn gameshow that takes itself too seriously.
I LOVE Antique Roadshow!...
I LOVE Antique Roadshow!
So does my girlfriend...it drives me ...
So does my girlfriend...it drives me nuts!
....just before I get caught up on ...
....just before I get caught up on it....
*intelligent*
phew!
Walker Texas Ranger....
Walker Texas Ranger.
And his movies are crap as well... Well ...
And his movies are crap as well... Well except for that Bruce Lee one where he got his as kicked. That was his best work ever
Chuck Norris is a real Texas ranger...
Chuck Norris is a real Texas ranger
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//Terrell police didn't say whether ...
//Terrell police didn't say whether the 47-year-old Norris got to kick him in the face.
ha!
Hmmm, being in the US there are so many ...
Hmmm, being in the US there are so many to choose from. I think I will start the bidding at 'Joe Millionaire', but I also think its cheating to include reality TV in the nominations so...
"Miracles" An awful rip-off of the X-files
"Undressed" MTV trying its hand at drama and getting as far as teens getting laid. Sooo Deep!!
By the way, a great talk show (yes I know that's a contradiction) that would be worth getting onto NZ screens is 'Real Time with Bill Maher'. This guy had a show called 'Politically Incorrect' on ABC which got axed and he got picked up by HBO and seems to have massive control over the content of the new show and it is just the best. Quite a refreshing punch in the nose of the Dubya.
oh and that Curb Your Enthusiasm sure ...
oh and that Curb Your Enthusiasm
sure it had some good jokes but the Larry David just can't act, made me cringe.
The worst!??? Hey Jerry Seinfeld ...
The worst!???
Hey Jerry Seinfeld couldn't act either and the characters of Jerry and George are both based on Larry David's actual personality. I think it's very funny, although I've noticed that some struggle with out the encouragement of canned laughter. Some people simply don't know when to laugh! (I'm not suggesting that of you Stefan) It's pretty out-of-it.
Seinfeld had more charm though. Larry ...
Seinfeld had more charm though. Larry David's style just doesn't do it for me, the jokes could have been delivered a lot better I felt. Personal tastes and all I guess.
yeah i also think that programme sucks, ...
yeah i also think that programme sucks, signfeld at least has an attempt at acting.
I like "Curb Your Enthusiasm" because ...
I like "Curb Your Enthusiasm" because it's an HBO show so they get to have jokes based around sexual abuse support groups and the c-word.
Curb Your Enthusiasm is a delayed ...
Curb Your Enthusiasm is a delayed reaction laugh show. You don't realise how funny it was till the next day. I had the same thing with the Fast Show.
Probably any Get Smart type program, ...
Probably any Get Smart type program, The Beverly Hillbillies and that sort of stuff. Also most reality type programs especially survivor.
you cant hate 'get smart' it was one ...
you cant hate 'get smart' it was one of the best shows ever to be put on TV. Beverly hilbillies was also a classic. that granny is a larff and a 1/2. they even sung this lil tune in primary school to mimic the show.
once was a farmer
name was jed
piddled on his cabbages
now there all dead
then one day
huntin for sum food
up jumps a lady all in the nude
next thing you know jeds in a truck
pulling down his pants ready for a fuck
along comes granny with a 303
and blows his nads to texas tea.
i think a friend of mine made it up.
i loved get smart when i was little! i ...
i loved get smart when i was little! i thought i was ninety nine and i used to talk into my dads shoes! don't you say a bad thing about it...grrr
Sticky TV Oprah...
Sticky TV
Oprah
Shortland Street The ...
Shortland Street
The Bachelor
Survivor
Coca-Cola RTR
American Idol
Star Trek
YES!! What Now is a pretty bad show, ...
YES!!
What Now is a pretty bad show, but hey, I'm not exactly in the target audiences age range, so I leave it alone. But Sticky TV is the most gawd-damn annoying, immature show I've ever seem. Sticky Tv - Creating tomorrow's imbeciles today!
Shortland St is a bunch of crap, I'm ...
Shortland St is a bunch of crap, I'm sure NZ can make a better drama than that... Or a least get some decent actors.
What Now has been crap ever since Simon Barnett and Catherine McPherson left the show, they were the best What Now presenters ever.... Frank Flash was funny, what ever happen to him?
I cannot stand "sticky tv"-it's a ...
I cannot stand "sticky tv"-it's a shocker. I also hate those "temptation island" type programs.
W2G tama youll also hate the shows in ...
W2G tama youll also hate the shows in my list.
sticky TV - yeeuck, i reckon those ...
sticky TV - yeeuck, i reckon those folks who host it are whacked out on pot and/or acid even as they are live onon set. they certainly act and look as tho they are.
//W2G tama youll also hate the shows in ...
//W2G tama youll also hate the shows in my list.
yes your right, except THE OSBOURNES
And sometimes Pepsi Chart will play a live band that I might be interested in.
what now was cool when michelle ...
what now was cool when michelle a'court, simon barnett, catherine mcpherson hosted it and what about danny morrisson. and of course before many of youz readers where born Steve Parr, i usd to enjoy watching inspector gadget every saturday mornings which was on what now 20 or so years back.
bring back the glumps...
bring back the glumps
what are glumps??...
what are glumps??
the glumps were lumps of plasticine ...
the glumps were lumps of plasticine that featured regularly on what now for a while.
I say, bring back Clive Grumble and Frank Flash.
those little animated plasticine ...
those little animated plasticine blobs.
they were totally of the 'golden era' of what now.
probably around the steve parr epoch.
they had episodes like...
"the glumps discover fire"
"the glumps invent the motorcar"
"the glumps learn how to fly"
...which invariably ended up with some of the glumps getting roasted, run over, and splatted (or all three). I loved it.
steve parr epoch?? id be looking at ...
steve parr epoch?? id be looking at 1981-82 - before i can remember anything really. i can remember watching inspector gadget on what now back in 84 and 85 tho.
i adored Frank Flash when i was little. ...
i adored Frank Flash when i was little. i've still got a few What Now mags collecting mildew somewhere ... i'm really liking the new What Now these days too. their spoofs are damned funny and clever at times ...
loved the Glumps. "Pumpkin for sale!"
the glumps were, are and always will be ...
the glumps were, are and always will be the best thing that ever graced what now.
The best cartoon What Now ever had was ...
The best cartoon What Now ever had was 'Super Ted' and the classic 'Dungeons and Dragons'... Those were cool.
Ha! I remember Danny Watson and his mullet... Frank Flash is the best kid entertainer NZ ever had, and we he went we were stuck with that dick Jason Gunn and 'Thingy'. When Frank left, I left the couch and played outside.
Coolest thing about What Now today is that blondie... She's hot
add to your collection any dating shows ...
add to your collection any dating shows like "blind date" or "change of heart"or anything like that (usually come on sky 1). They are so patheticaly lame
yeah I've seen "blind date" a couple ...
yeah I've seen "blind date" a couple of times, it is crap.... they even censor out nudity
yeah but the're fucken hallerious ...
yeah but the're fucken hallerious though. me and my friends have a good laugh over them
got to admit it was funny, but still ...
got to admit it was funny, but still lame at the same time
blind date is my dads favorite TV Show....
blind date is my dads favorite TV Show.
Has anyone said Bridezillas? Although ...
Has anyone said Bridezillas? Although "apparentley " is supposed to be a good "chick" show, i really wouldnt like to see self-obsessed high-class american woman wreck their own weddings.
thats the pits, these obsessive ...
thats the pits, these obsessive american women who im my mind are crazy and not worthy of marrage.
The Bold and the Beautiful. Yuck....
The Bold and the Beautiful. Yuck.