14 peice Nu-Metal band

Koe, 11 March 2003 - 11:49pm

http://www.mindspring.com/~disorderly1/main.htm

With quotes like (favourite) "Band: Limp Bizkit (b4 they sold out)

Great things in the guesbook too like

"OMG I almost have tears running down my face from laughing so hard, is this band for real? hahaha nu-metal kids are hilarious. "

"you're an even bigger digrace to music than me, even I think you guys suck ass and I'm Fred Durst the gayest punk douchebag in the world "

"You guys are the epitome of shit."

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Limp Bizkit Suck!!!! Wes Borland ...

Limp Bizkit Suck!!!! Wes Borland Rock!!!
The most creative songs by limp bizkit were created by WES. read. "SOUR" "STALEMATE" "DON'T REMEMBER" and some more.
I think "Faith" kick butt...
AND ALL THIS NU-METAL BANDS... well... I got nothing to say... they all SUCK!!!!
CRAZY TOWN IT'S A FUCKING JOKE. AND ALL THOSE BANDS, THEIR VIDEOS, ARE LIKE THE SAME, PLAYING WITH THEIR GUITARS (MOSTLY IBANEZ AND PRS), AND THE LEAD SINGER WITH NO IMAGE (COME ON, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ROCKERS, NOT NORMAL PERSONS) AND ALSO THAT KIND OF COLOR THAT MAKE ME SICK. NU-METAL SUCK, AND I THINK THAT FROM THE BEGINING IT WAS A BIG PROMISE, BUT FINALLY EVERYONE KNOWS THAT NU-METAL FINALLY PASSED AS A BIG JOKE.

IT'S INCREDIBLE HOW KIDS LOVE THAT, IT'S JUST STUPID AND HOLLOW.
WELL, BUT THAT'S ME.

SychoGrandpa, 12 March 2003 - 11:31am

i must admit that 'sour' is a good ...

i must admit that 'sour' is a good song.

lostprophet, 12 March 2003 - 6:08pm

//Limp Bizkit Suck!!!! Wes Borland ...

//Limp Bizkit Suck!!!! Wes Borland Rock!!!

I agree whole heartedly with this.

MisterIbanez, 12 March 2003 - 7:42pm

Wow, the comments in that guestbook are ...

Wow, the comments in that guestbook are brutal. Very funny.

The photos of the band are brilliant ! ! !

tclak, 12 March 2003 - 12:22pm

14 members, but from the pictures half ...

14 members, but from the pictures half of them don't seem to do anything.

chronickiwi, 12 March 2003 - 12:28pm

KOE I MUST ADDMIT THAT YOU ARE ...

KOE I MUST ADDMIT THAT YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!!
MOST PEOPLE AT NZMUSIC.COM HATE ME, BUT DUDE... YOU FUCKING ROCK!!!!
KOE, KOE, KOE!!!
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT SITE? YOU ARE THE MAN...!!!
I HAVEN'T LAUGH LIKE I DID WATCHING THIS STUPID SITE IN YEARS!!!!
THANX KOE FOR ALL THE HAPPINESS YOU HAVE PUT IN MY LIFE WITH THIS!!!
DISORDERLY SUUUUCKS!!!!!

CHECK OUT THE GIRL TRISHA, SHE'S SO FUCKING FUNNY...
AND ALL THOSE FAT BASTARDS... HAHAHA I'M FUCKING CRYING.

SychoGrandpa, 12 March 2003 - 2:27pm

hahahaha! hahaha! Guestbook entry: ...

hahahaha! hahaha!

Guestbook entry: "NiCe lyRiCs. You soUnd liKe a BunCh of wAnkErs."

hahahahahaha!

Heather, 12 March 2003 - 2:40pm

<i>while others mosh below the stage ...

while others mosh below the stage letting the music command their bodies. Tim saying his final words of the night "We are DiSoRdeRly!!!, goodnight..."

The one innovative thing about this band is they can alternate their case in person!

Koe, 12 March 2003 - 7:39pm

When you look at the picks does it ...

When you look at the picks does it remind you of a bunch of people that made a band by combining every fade there ever was in the last 10 years?

I bet there parents even mock them... *ring ring* "hi is bob there", "sorry hes off playing dress up band with his friends"

I'm sure in ten years when they're a five piece moderate rock band they will look back and laugh.

chronickiwi, 12 March 2003 - 3:14pm

Good shit. There should be much more ...

Good shit. There should be much more of this. Everyone should be in this band.

NiceGuyEddie, 12 March 2003 - 3:50pm

hahh yeah, lets start a nzm band, ...

hahh yeah, lets start a nzm band, everyones allowed to be in it... only problem is half the band will be bass players :P

can i be smoke machine guy?

chronickiwi, 12 March 2003 - 6:17pm

Ooh Ooh I call shotgun on the Kazoo....

Ooh Ooh I call shotgun on the Kazoo.

MisterIbanez, 12 March 2003 - 7:45pm

i shotgun the triangle !!!...

i shotgun the triangle !!!

y, 12 March 2003 - 8:30pm

I will hit a drum machine!!!... And ...

I will hit a drum machine!!!...

And also will provide some smoke.

NiceGuyEddie, 13 March 2003 - 11:18am

//And also will provide some smoke. ...

//And also will provide some smoke.

Make sure you bring enough for everyone in the band this time...

velocity, 13 March 2003 - 3:34pm

I'LL BE SET-LIST DUCT-TAPER AND ...

I'LL BE SET-LIST DUCT-TAPER AND PERSON-WHO-WINDS-CABLES-AROUND-MICROPHONE-STANDS!

Dr Gymkhana, 13 March 2003 - 4:11pm

// Make sure you bring enough for ...

// Make sure you bring enough for everyone in the band this time...

Babe... I always do.

NiceGuyEddie, 13 March 2003 - 4:17pm

HAHA! The way they've made little ...

HAHA!
The way they've made little nicknames for each other (krazy kris, twizted tim etc), its hilarious!
they have 3 vocalists!? and two lead guitarists!? two bassists!? This must be a joke!
....im in tears...hahaha...

lostprophet, 12 March 2003 - 6:19pm

//The way they've made little ...

//The way they've made little nicknames for each other
oooo, they're soooo cuuuute, I wanna pinch their ickle cheeky-weekies! Who's a cute widdle face-painted mask-wearing nu-metally-wetally boy, den?

Heather, 12 March 2003 - 6:24pm

// they have 3 vocalists!? and two lead ...

// they have 3 vocalists!? and two lead guitarists!?

nice of you to let them know too! ;)

Not that they're short of confidence, despite the hassles...

"We Will be playiNg a show on SatUrdAy, MArcH 22 at Club Nine!!
We will of coUrSe be HeaDlining..."

Of course!

// Who's a cute widdle face- painted mask-wearing nu-metally-wetally boy, den?

ahh, but the girl's far and away my fave.
her quote is fulfilled by the band around her...

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noizyboy, 12 March 2003 - 6:56pm

I went to the site & a window popped up ...

I went to the site & a window popped up asking me to connect to a porn site, grrr
Plus that shitty music they've got loped is annoying!!

Tama Drummer, 12 March 2003 - 6:31pm

//Plus that shitty music they've got ...

//Plus that shitty music they've got loped is annoying!!

my thoughts exactly!

moosus, 12 March 2003 - 9:23pm

WTF is that shit?!!i was listening to ...

WTF is that shit?!!i was listening to Ozzy at the time and thought my computer was being eaten from the inside out..

NonBreed, 12 March 2003 - 10:43pm

Hilarious....

Hilarious.

rufiox, 12 March 2003 - 7:38pm

I particularly liked this ...

I particularly liked this message.

Name: ILoveDisorderlyWithMyPeePee (Homepage)
Country: Date: Wed Mar 12 22:37:00 2003
Comment: I was at your last show and it was awesome. I was like, "FUCKING SHIT!" And my friend was like, "FUCK!" Then I got all pumped up and shit and punch an old lady! It was sweet and fucking awesome and sweet. After the show I started my own band to be like you guys. Its called "I Love Disorderly With My PeePee" or I.L.D.W.M.P.P. It's like FUCK! I play guitar and I'm like DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN and my friend who sing goes MUTHAFUCKIN SHIT!!! and then growls... it fucking rocks. I love you with

rufiox, 12 March 2003 - 7:47pm

comments i loved in the ...

comments i loved in the guestbook

Name: teabag (Homepage)
Country: usa Date: Thu Mar 13 03:06:21 2003
Comment: Funny story about your band, it's hilarious, and I want in. I seriously think you could use a fifteenth member, I would totally play the banjo or some shit, that's totally what you're missing. Oh, oh, and I'm in the 8th grade TOO! We are TWINZ OMG LAMO!

hahaha

but this one i love so much!

Name: Rocko (Homepage)
Country: Date: Thu Mar 13 03:32:41 2003
Comment: What the fuck?? I didn't know Slipknot and Mushroomhead got together. You guys are a fucking joke, but then again, as far as music goes, so is your state. I guess Limp Bizkit are great icons huh.
Fucking flamers.

bahahahahahhahaha *wipes tear from eye* "i never knew slipknot and mushroomhead got together" ha haha hahahahaha.

y, 12 March 2003 - 8:34pm

a bunch of comments on the guest book, ...

a bunch of comments on the guest book, ones i almost cries of laughter when i read

Name: oh, my, god. (Homepage)
Country: meh. Date: Wed Mar 12 01:07:19 2003
Comment: this is the dumbest thing ive ever seen... and that 15 year old fat kid with makeup and a trenchcoat is as reatard looking as i imagined when i heard about this on a message board. i shall now start the ranting. your website sucks, that shitty repetative music in the background is god awful, remove it, now. you made me go through all the trouble to turn off my speakers. next, what the hell? majority of your quotes are from slipknot... you even used "(sic)" on your cd cover. geez... 14 members? a

Name: JFK (Homepage)
Country: Date: Wed Mar 12 03:32:31 2003
Comment: If you fake ass fucks want to know what metal is go to www.KALIGOband.com . This is actual original music. I apologize to all of you who stumbled upon this site. I am ashamed to say that these people claim to be metal. The bands that they emulate are'nt even metal...LImp Biizkit? Korn? Slipnot? Fuck you! Cleveland would rip your balls off. Mushroomheaad, Chimaira, etc. Come to Ohio with this bullshit. I HAVE NEVER TALKED SHIT OR LOOKED DOWN ON ANOTHER BAND UNTIL NOW.May god have mercy on all 14

Name: (Homepage)
Country: Date: Wed Mar 12 05:31:51 2003
Comment: woohoo,i'm lucky #6,000 to view the book of condolences!!!

to 'dIsORdeR(ly)'-i think this all goes to show that the statement: "all publicity is good publicity"
is in fact FALSE.

Name: ... (Homepage)
Country: Date: Wed Mar 12 05:46:01 2003
Comment: Your music would sound better if I was deaf.

hahahahahahahaha!!
Name: Fred Durst (Homepage)
Country: Date: Wed Mar 12 06:03:10 2003
Comment: you're an even bigger digrace to music than me, even I think you guys suck ass and I'm Fred Durst the gayest punk douchebag in the world

woohoohooo, this one is a classic!

Name: Mom (Homepage)
Country: Date: Wed Mar 12 05:58:49 2003
Comment: Tim, this is your mother. Stay off the computer and concentrate on your homework. And why are you hanging out with these kids, and making devil music? Are you mad because we're jewish?

another classic

Name: Lord crizack (Homepage)
Country: NZ Date: Wed Mar 12 10:36:42 2003
Comment: COngratulations you guys have created perhaps the funniest site on the entire internet - i cant beleive how much great write ups youve had in your guest book - it seems like youve got heaps of fans. GGood work keep it up the world needs idiots to keep everyone laughing. stupid fucks

we have answer
Name: Spam (Homepage)
Country: USA Date: Wed Mar 12 05:41:51 2003
Comment: Man. None of these people get the point of this band. It took me awhile, but I caught on. You guys are absolutely brilliant. I truly commend each and everyone of you on capitalizing on the whole nu metal bullshit, and making a really really funny parody of it. And the best part about it is that you're pissing off all these people. Keep up the good work!

y, 13 March 2003 - 12:22am

Heather, 13 March 2003 - 7:34pm

Since Friendship is higher than all, ...

Since Friendship is higher than all, Heather.

COMEDY ROCKS AUGUSTINO! LOL

AchillesHeel, 13 March 2003 - 8:10pm

noizyboy, 13 March 2003 - 4:36pm

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