March 28

whats all this b/s about some fuckers launching cyanide attacks in cinemas and all???

i want to inform the room that despite my often "libertarian socialist" beleifs whoever do attack NZ gets cut off at the airport, dragged outta the airport given at least 300 loashes of electric wire PER DAY, tied at there feet then dunked head-firstinto a bucket of scolding hot water, given many many electric shock and many more lashes of electric wire befor ebeing forced to dig there own grave, then they shalt be tied to the back of a pickup truck and driven on river road at 165kph for 5km till they expire and assuming these shitcakes do survive they will also be shot several times into there own self dug grave.

a new section to my site - MY AOTEAROA will be added on Thursday or Frioday to my site.

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i apologise for all the typos, i wrote the above while consuming my 8th can of Tui.

Yeah i heard about that on the news this morning.. I dont like the sound of that really. Didnt they receive a letter or something?? i cant really remember ..i'll have to tune in tomorrow morning haha

and thats the day that meteora comes out! (linknin parks new album) hmmmmm maybe its a conspiracy from all the other record companies who are just jealous of linkin parks past and future success. A CONSPIRACY I TELL U!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

... maybe its a publicity stunt.

aghhh i work in a cinema :S

damn

nice to have known you, Gat Gal.

the ben harper gig is on that day in auckland :/

(hopeful)

Tclak gets the points for being the person who made me laugh today. Heh heh.

From what i've read the so called "attacks" were going to be on the 27th? Or am I wrong?

Noon on the 28th. Water supplies and/or cinema.

I'll be at home, drinking wine.

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i'll be at the movies, sucking on ice cubes

//Water supplies

It's the people who make money from Pump and Mizone, I tell ya!

mmmm. wine at lunchtime

...and a nice video perhaps.

might see you for wine or coffee the following monday ... if one or other of us is not dead from the cyanide....

i be at home smoking my birthday herb........

I'll be in pain after my tonsils come out. If anything happens i'll be too drugged up on painkillers to know it

It's bloody ridiculous. Some boring, geeky, snot-nosed little brat jumping on the 'terrorist' bandwagon. I mean, hell - two planes crash into the World Trade Center, a sniper wipes out a bunch of people outside service stations, a bomb goes off in a Bali nightclub, and all this dull shit can do is threaten a tiny, harmless population by sticking possum poison in the mail. How pathetic is that?

I don't mean they should do something worse, but - what a waste of police time and resources, having to deal with an emaciated little scumbag who's desperate for attention...

That said, I know I can sleep peacefully, safe in the knowledge that Lucifer_Sam will hunt down these pricks, give them at least 300 lashes of electric wire PER DAY, tie their feet and dunk them head-first into a bucket of scalding hot water, give them many many electric shocks and many more lashes of electric wire before forcing them to dig their own graves, then tying them to the back of a pickup truck and driving them on river road at 165kph for 5km till they expire and, if these shitcakes do survive, shooting them several times into there own self dug grave. Thanks Lucifer_Sam!

Lucifer_Sam is of the people, and for the people. :)

//what a waste of police time and resources, having to deal with an emaciated little scumbag who's desperate for attention//

i know what you mean heather - it could be an individual dickrod stryving from attn, but the pigs are fairly paranoid after september 11 AKA Bush's war, also police waste more time running in marijuana smokers than terrorist groups (who knows how many there could be in NZ in this day in age) so heather you have 2 option, have a peace loving hippie who absolutely dispises violence get picked off the street and searched for a plant or a group of heavily armed masked men with guns and bombs walk into a cinema and kill everybody inside??? choice is yours???

Goddamn it - those are our only 2 options?

I don't like either of those options... :(

Is this gonna be like the Y2K shit??? *sigh*

this is all bullshit its not ever gonna happen its just some idiots wanting some attention from the public

you don't know this

how do you know??? are you nostradamus???? cos of september 11 we now take even "ive got a bomb in my pocket" joke absolutely serioiusly and such a joke can land you free board and room service for a very long time.

they could at least do it on the 30th..

YEAH, DADGARNIT! WHY CAN'T THEY POSTPONE THEIR INTENDED DESTRUCTION OF NZ'S TWO MAJOR CITIES TO THE WEEKEND??? SELFISH BASTARDS!

Errr, sorry trix, you're going to have to explain.

...my birthday

If NZ is attacked then im sure that within 6 months winston peters will be our PM, cos New Zealand does not have the defence capibilities to strike back at the aggressors and we cant sponge off australia to do it for us, i reckon maybe conscription??? the return of our air combat wing with ultra sophisticated aircraft, of cours the money has to come somewhere, thats why KIWIBANK, ACC, NZ ON AIR, TVNZ, THE WANGANUI COMPTER CENTER, POLICE CANNABIS ERADICATION EFFORTS, NATIONAL DRUG POLICY UNIT, THE MINISTRY OF ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT, and other non-essential loony left govt. dpts and policys should be abolished. defence of Aotearoa from the evils of terrorism takes priority over bailing out a shit airline which has shit service anyhow.

ahh well my 2 bucks.

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The best thing about March 28 is that it's after March 20

its 6 days after my birthday and a day before my mate's 16th birthday
lets hope it will never happen she is really worried about dying before her 16th!

have the ben harper tickets sold out in auckland, i heard on radio they sold out, but wasn't sure if they meant all gigs?

the first auckland show has sold out and there are still tickets left for the second auckland show! only 2 gigs so far are sold out

So. Hands up everyone that died from cyanide poisoning.

[raises hand]

stefan and i went to a movie on march 28th! aren't we the clever ones.

argh, I'd totally forgotten about it. My plan to throw a sickie and stay at home watching Singing in the Rain with a big bottle of cheap aussie merlot at hand will have to be waylaid until the next terrorist attack.

//cheap aussie merlot
While you're sitting at home, waiting for the pending apocalypse, may I recommend a cabernet sauvignon from the Hawkes Bay region. Although merlot is lovely in the right hands and at the right price, a bad merlot is very, very bad. Even the cheapest cabernet sauvignon is at least drinkable. Of course, you could splash out and get a decent Merlot, or a slightly cheaper cab sauv. / merlot blend, of which I have sampled a few very nice ones.

There's nothing like a lovely drop of red to see in Armageddon.

they had security guards, I felt safe.

//cabernet sauvignon from the Hawkes Bay region
discerning. heh. well, if you spend enough money. Or be even more dangerous and go for a cab sav, merlot, petit verdot etc. bordeaux blend...... mmmmmm quintology, mmmmmm larose, mmmmmm goldwater.

ooops. or for cheap, the mission cab sav merlot is alright.

Eddie Elixir taught me everything I know.

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// they had security guards, I felt safe.
From cyanide or something other?

//There's nothing like a lovely drop of red to see in Armageddon.

Agreed. I've been drinking a rather tasty yet inexpensive shiraz this evening, while writing a story about fluffy bunnies because someone bet me that I couldn't.

I think the threat came from like a extreme left-wing group, who were so against the War in Iraq that theywent just a tad potty.

Not that I support war or anything, because I don't, but honestly. Anyone going as far as to make threats must be a bit loose in the head

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