ok.. silly game we started playing @ work yesterday (ok .. we SHOULD have been working ... but pffft)
If you were a consumable product what would you be?
It has to go with yr personality and you have to think of s catchphrase / slogan
egs from work (names have been changed to protect the guilty)
Samantha (an incredibly confident beautiful woman) is deoderant -
"Samantha-Fresh for added confidence"
Rebecca (another beautiful, very petite woman who never seems to have anything meet to say) is artificial sweetner
"Becca-Sweet - all the sweetness with no calories"
Robert (top bloke, quick wit, fantastic Irish accent) is chewing gum
"RobbyGum - more than a mouthful"
Andrew (dodgy bugger) is womens personal hygene products
"Andy - In touch with *YOUR* feminine side" OR
"Andy - slips insides your panties happily"
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I am black coffee - sweet and strong... ...
I am black coffee - sweet and strong... ha!
After a little thought, I think I've ...
After a little thought, I think I've realised I'm a second-hand shop
A repository for a myriad of junk and information, containg the occasional gem.
// I'm a second-hand shop ooo, I ...
// I'm a second-hand shop
ooo, I like that. Maybe I can be the warm and inviting public library next door (cafe within).
"Fiction, Information, Coffee and a Sitdown."
ooo, yours is good too. Can't ...
ooo, yours is good too.
Can't believe I forgot coffee. Perhaps I'll find a commercial La Cimbali espresso machine somewhere down the back of the shop. It's probably behind the mountain of sewing machines.
//public library next door nooo Be ...
//public library next door
nooo
Be one of those neat book shops, were you can read stuff and then buy it if you want.
(don't know if they have got to welly yet :P :P, but we have one in Nelson that has alot of Komfortable Armchairs, and music not muzac)
//public libraries Not all public ...
//public libraries
Not all public libraries are created equal. Some of the newer ones are much closer to a bookshop experience (e.g., New Brighton, Palmerston North)...
but it's hard for me to go past Oamaru's Slightly Foxed. Good coffee, great books, and Komfy Chairs : )
A.K.A A Komfortable Armchair big soft ...
A.K.A
A Komfortable Armchair
big soft well padded, a safe haven from the world, with bits at the end of the arms, to put Cups Of Tea.... or beer if you have to
Heather Labs Chemistry Set - you don't ...
Heather Labs Chemistry Set - you don't know what kind of reaction you'll get!
(Warning: Handle With Care!)
i can't say anything without making it ...
i can't say anything without making it sound dodgy.
yeah i know what you mean:S, its harder ...
yeah i know what you mean:S, its harder than youd expect without offending/putting off people
Velocity is a hip new brightly-colored ...
Velocity is a hip new brightly-colored crime-free Japanese bullet train, faster than the speed of sound, fun for children and adults alike.
A congressional medal of honour....
A congressional medal of honour.
Koe - Wobblier than your average jelly...
Koe - Wobblier than your average jelly
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's ...
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Megaccino.
(shudder)
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Hahahahaha! It's a Lot Less Heather ...
Hahahahaha!
It's a Lot Less Heather Than a Hover.
Limegreen is Good for You...
Limegreen is Good for You
eeeeaaarrrrrgh! limegreen is people! ...
eeeeaaarrrrrgh! limegreen is people! limegreen is people!
My Anti-Drug is Noizyboy....
My Anti-Drug is Noizyboy.
//limegreen is people! ...
//limegreen is people!
eh?
anyway, must be time to go home : )
A few slogans to leave you with... * ...
A few slogans to leave you with...
* If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Heather.
* Get More From Dust.
* Bet You Can't Eat Aka.
* But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Stefan.
* Let The Gina Lash Take The Strain.
//limegreen is people! think dodgy ...
//limegreen is people!
think dodgy sci-fi film. taken off on the Simpsons ... wait, which dodgy sci-fi film hasn't been ...
// dodgy sci-fi film Good ...
// dodgy sci-fi film
Good Lord......... soylent green
21st century New York City is (still) an overpopulated mess, and the only food left is Soylent Green, a soybean and lentil concoction with an extra-special, government-mandated ingredient. As police detective Thorn investigates a murder, he learns of a conspiracy with bizarre implications. Based on Harry Harrison's "Make Room! Make Room!"
If You Like A Lot Of Rottonpear On Your ...
If You Like A Lot Of Rottonpear On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club.
The funnyest part of that genorator is down the bottom where you can see what other people have sloganised. Dodgy as.
Vorsprung Durch Nyahh! ok, i took ...
Vorsprung Durch Nyahh!
ok, i took german, i should know what that means, but no, i dont.
Go To Work On A Nyahh.
hahaha
haha, this is true...
haha, this is true
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Vorsprung durch Technik is the slogan ...
Vorsprung durch Technik is the slogan for Audi.
Loosely translated it means Progress through technology... although vorprung translates more literally as "leaping forward".
It's somewhat famous for appearing among the advertising noise at the start of Zooropa, from the album of the same name.
Because Sophie is Complicated Enough. ...
Because Sophie is Complicated Enough.
The Curiously Strong Sophie.
Run For The Soph.
Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Soph.
Hahahahahaha.
Get Busy with the Trixie...
Get Busy with the Trixie
Incubabe, and on, and on......
Incubabe, and on, and on...
"i'll describe the way i feel, i'm ...
"i'll describe the way i feel, i'm wearing anti-trojan arrow deflecting steel heels"
a happy smiling me, sitting on a sunny ...
a happy smiling me, sitting on a sunny Dunedin beach (think Victory) holding up a copy of 'Vehicle' -
"iluvtheclean. Do you?"
Bubbling Robeena - Sparking and fr00ty...
Bubbling Robeena - Sparking and fr00ty
Dr Gymkhana has more mmmmmm....
Dr Gymkhana has more mmmmmm.
y nuff said...
y
nuff said