if you have a walk in pantry with double doors...try closing someone in there and putting a broom, knife whatever - through the handles. thats great fun :)
I did that once at the family bach - only a guest's 4 year old daughter went to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and pissed everywhere, she just kept going! Also the tigerbalm in everyone's undies and knickers brought very few laughs as well - especially my 10 year old cousin who didn't want to say "My front bottom is on fire" until far too much time had expired. Alas - the death of humour.
classic story! thats a good one to tell the guests at a dinner party. I tried it once at a party but we were laughing outside the toilet so we gave it away .....april fools is looming = 2nd attempt.the riddler will strike
When I was a kid, about 4 years old, I put epoxy on the toilet seat. My poor sister has a scar on her bum to this day. It was the most hilarious trip to the hospital I've ever taken part in, though.
1 - find animal poop (or human, if that's your sorta thing)
2 - freeze poop
3 - grate frozen poop - cheese grater works a treat
4 - sometime during the night, spread grated poop around hated-person's room, this is best done in a room which gets morning sun
5 - open all curtains, close all windows, and hope it's hot the next morning
6 - the next day - marvel at the stench radiating from hated-person's room when grated poop melts. hopefully you have managed to do this in a house where you don't live or have to spend a lot of time at.
note - if you're really nasty, chuck a bit o' poop through the poor bugger's drawers and wardrobe, in sheets, etc - carpet just isn't enough!
My method of revenge would have to be syrup of ipecac in the toothpaste. If you only put a bit of it in, the smell is masked by the mintiness of the toothpaste. When my sister was fifteen, I had her convinced she was pregnant (though it wasn't my intent) because she kept throwing up every morning.
(just so you don't think of me from now on as a lying cheating pranker) credit where credit is due - dunno who made it up, but it's pretty damn good. Sounds very much like a Craccum thing to do.
Yeah. Last year's Craccum editor, "Honest Colin", as he liked to be known, had such a column. I think it was entitled "fun with poo".
One similar Idea was to place the frozen excrement into a balloon, which would be filled with helium and set off above queen street. At an appropriate time, it should be shot down with a BB gun.
I thought that "honest" might have been your source. Glad to see you listen to the Rock though.
im noted for political pranks here are a few lucifer sam endorsed political pranks which are fucken harmless yet will draw the attention towards even the most dimwitted politician.
- send roaches to an MP Who opposes cannabis law reform. (white powder was on the agenda but since its now illegal i would highly reccommend you DONT do it - the plods get paranoid over it)
- Spike the town water supply with LSD.
- Run for mayor or MP as a joke (even if you win you can become the first city in NZ to abolish local govt and give freedom to its people or declare your electorate the first place in NZ to legalise marijuana)
- throw stones on peoples rooves AKA Roof Rackling (i used to do this heaps in 3rd and 4th form - even up to 7th form)
- Streak in parliament grounds, a cricket field or whatever -Streaking is fun, hillarious and even marcus lush did it a few years back (or so i was told)
- grow marijuana in public places for the fuck of it - SERIOUSLY: growing marijuana in public gardens streetside curbs etc, shows the govt that prohibition is impossible to enforce and they will concede and say "lets legalise the shit, quit arrestin our gentle hippie pothead flower children and focus on hard drugs such as p"
- Play Black Sabbath songs out of your stereo full volume, windows open at 2am. and shoot dead the city council workers/nose control nazis that come and raid you, better yet beat them with electric wire then shoot them tied to a rugby goalpost blindfolded.
This is more like Al-Qaeda terrorism in my books. All the ones that wouldn't result in mass chaos/death/violence are pretty funny though.
/Spike the town water supply with LSD.
Dilution problem... You would have to be a seriously gold chained dealer to have the necessary supplies for that.... Plus, the Waikato is already polluted enough, thanks.
running for mayor as a joke was the concept of jello biarfa (dead kennedys) he even ran for the 2000 presidency for the same reason.
al qaida terrorism???.....nah, no way. what make u think that?????
oh BTW i condenm the actions of that nutfuck homo gay bumfucking terrorist group known as "September 11." sending and threatening cyanide to some people is fucken ridiculous and gives new zealand a bad name.
/Play Black Sabbath songs out of your stereo full volume, windows open at 2am. and shoot dead the city council workers/nose control nazis that come and raid you, better yet beat them with electric wire then shoot them tied to a rugby goalpost blindfolded.
....you forgot 'naked' (the noise cops, not yourself, unless that adds to your fun.)
anybody remember the channel z talkback shows in wellington with olivia and john about 5 years ago??? (before they linked to bomber in jaffaland) and people making prank calls....anybody remember that dude in the fake indian accent ringing every week and asking "is this the curry shop???" that was Me. thats right i made that curry shop call, carefully reheresed so no bursts of laughter would occur during the phone call, tool almost 2 weeks before i was capable.
dont forget the classic prank call - one night i called pizza hut from a public phone booth and asked the guy on the phone "i would like a curry pizza delivered to cave 007 bangalor" in an indian accent before hanging up. it was a laugh and a half.
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Nope - but if that kind of thing amuses ...
Nope - but if that kind of thing amuses you... check out the movie Jackass. Hilarious.
i was under the impression that it was ...
i was under the impression that it was a series on mtv?
It was released as a movie, too. It ...
It was released as a movie, too. It can be downloaded.
Well I do have a walkin pantry at my ...
Well I do have a walkin pantry at my flat which has provided endlesss minutes of waiting for that launched surprise attack - usually on my partner : )
That shit NEVER gets old. :)...
That shit NEVER gets old. :)
I hate it when people do that....
I hate it when people do that.
if you have a walk in pantry with ...
if you have a walk in pantry with double doors...try closing someone in there and putting a broom, knife whatever - through the handles. thats great fun :)
Its a one door... but I have moved a ...
Its a one door... but I have moved a dishwasher in front to the same effect :|)
The old party ...
The old party trick.............gladwrap over the toilet seat.
I did that once at the family bach - ...
I did that once at the family bach - only a guest's 4 year old daughter went to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and pissed everywhere, she just kept going! Also the tigerbalm in everyone's undies and knickers brought very few laughs as well - especially my 10 year old cousin who didn't want to say "My front bottom is on fire" until far too much time had expired. Alas - the death of humour.
classic story! thats a good one to tell ...
classic story! thats a good one to tell the guests at a dinner party. I tried it once at a party but we were laughing outside the toilet so we gave it away .....april fools is looming = 2nd attempt.the riddler will strike
ha ha ha classic!...
ha ha ha classic!
When I was a kid, about 4 years old, I ...
When I was a kid, about 4 years old, I put epoxy on the toilet seat. My poor sister has a scar on her bum to this day. It was the most hilarious trip to the hospital I've ever taken part in, though.
1 - find animal poop (or human, if ...
1 - find animal poop (or human, if that's your sorta thing)
2 - freeze poop
3 - grate frozen poop - cheese grater works a treat
4 - sometime during the night, spread grated poop around hated-person's room, this is best done in a room which gets morning sun
5 - open all curtains, close all windows, and hope it's hot the next morning
6 - the next day - marvel at the stench radiating from hated-person's room when grated poop melts. hopefully you have managed to do this in a house where you don't live or have to spend a lot of time at.
note - if you're really nasty, chuck a bit o' poop through the poor bugger's drawers and wardrobe, in sheets, etc - carpet just isn't enough!
I'll make a note to never piss you ...
I'll make a note to never piss you off.
My method of revenge would have to be syrup of ipecac in the toothpaste. If you only put a bit of it in, the smell is masked by the mintiness of the toothpaste. When my sister was fifteen, I had her convinced she was pregnant (though it wasn't my intent) because she kept throwing up every morning.
oooo, that's a <b>good</b> one!...
oooo, that's a good one!
Dr Gymkhana. Did you read a ...
Dr Gymkhana.
Did you read a particular column in Craccum last year?
Nope - heard it on The Rock (just so ...
Nope - heard it on The Rock
(just so you don't think of me from now on as a lying cheating pranker) credit where credit is due - dunno who made it up, but it's pretty damn good. Sounds very much like a Craccum thing to do.
Yeah. Last year's Craccum editor, ...
Yeah. Last year's Craccum editor, "Honest Colin", as he liked to be known, had such a column. I think it was entitled "fun with poo".
One similar Idea was to place the frozen excrement into a balloon, which would be filled with helium and set off above queen street. At an appropriate time, it should be shot down with a BB gun.
I thought that "honest" might have been your source. Glad to see you listen to the Rock though.
im noted for political pranks here are ...
im noted for political pranks here are a few lucifer sam endorsed political pranks which are fucken harmless yet will draw the attention towards even the most dimwitted politician.
- send roaches to an MP Who opposes cannabis law reform. (white powder was on the agenda but since its now illegal i would highly reccommend you DONT do it - the plods get paranoid over it)
- Spike the town water supply with LSD.
- Run for mayor or MP as a joke (even if you win you can become the first city in NZ to abolish local govt and give freedom to its people or declare your electorate the first place in NZ to legalise marijuana)
- throw stones on peoples rooves AKA Roof Rackling (i used to do this heaps in 3rd and 4th form - even up to 7th form)
- Streak in parliament grounds, a cricket field or whatever -Streaking is fun, hillarious and even marcus lush did it a few years back (or so i was told)
- grow marijuana in public places for the fuck of it - SERIOUSLY: growing marijuana in public gardens streetside curbs etc, shows the govt that prohibition is impossible to enforce and they will concede and say "lets legalise the shit, quit arrestin our gentle hippie pothead flower children and focus on hard drugs such as p"
- Play Black Sabbath songs out of your stereo full volume, windows open at 2am. and shoot dead the city council workers/nose control nazis that come and raid you, better yet beat them with electric wire then shoot them tied to a rugby goalpost blindfolded.
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Hmm. This is more like Al-Qaeda ...
Hmm.
This is more like Al-Qaeda terrorism in my books. All the ones that wouldn't result in mass chaos/death/violence are pretty funny though.
/Spike the town water supply with LSD.
Dilution problem... You would have to be a seriously gold chained dealer to have the necessary supplies for that.... Plus, the Waikato is already polluted enough, thanks.
/Run for mayor or MP as a joke
Wasn't this the story for Matt Mcarten?
running for mayor as a joke was the ...
running for mayor as a joke was the concept of jello biarfa (dead kennedys) he even ran for the 2000 presidency for the same reason.
al qaida terrorism???.....nah, no way. what make u think that?????
oh BTW i condenm the actions of that nutfuck homo gay bumfucking terrorist group known as "September 11." sending and threatening cyanide to some people is fucken ridiculous and gives new zealand a bad name.
/Play Black Sabbath songs out of your ...
/Play Black Sabbath songs out of your stereo full volume, windows open at 2am. and shoot dead the city council workers/nose control nazis that come and raid you, better yet beat them with electric wire then shoot them tied to a rugby goalpost blindfolded.
....you forgot 'naked' (the noise cops, not yourself, unless that adds to your fun.)
I prefer the old "prank call" ...
I prefer the old "prank call" technique...
Very funny if done well.
If anyone has "kazaa" or a similar ...
If anyone has "kazaa" or a similar media sharing device, then download "Malcom X" by the "Touchtone terrorists".
anybody remember the channel z talkback ...
anybody remember the channel z talkback shows in wellington with olivia and john about 5 years ago??? (before they linked to bomber in jaffaland) and people making prank calls....anybody remember that dude in the fake indian accent ringing every week and asking "is this the curry shop???" that was Me. thats right i made that curry shop call, carefully reheresed so no bursts of laughter would occur during the phone call, tool almost 2 weeks before i was capable.
dont forget the classic prank call - ...
dont forget the classic prank call - one night i called pizza hut from a public phone booth and asked the guy on the phone "i would like a curry pizza delivered to cave 007 bangalor" in an indian accent before hanging up. it was a laugh and a half.