My smaller boy is now at the trying-desperately-to-talk phase, and he sounds *exactly* like the aliens out of Mars Attacks. Ak. Akak. AK! The wife and I return fire: 'Cosmo, we come in peace. Do not run!'

And Heather just scrapes into the top 50 names for girls in Scotland. If it ain't popular in Scotland, it ain't gonna be any bigger here. I mean, I've only ever heard of two: Ms Mansfield, and nzmusic's version.

At least you don't have my christian name. Common as muck. Top 10 list for the last 500 years in every English speaking country on the planet. There were at least 5 people with my name in every class I was in at high school.

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"Heather" as a name has special resonances for me: I have had one in my life for the last 8 years and she has to be one of the most irritating and stupid people I know. It made me worried about meeting "our" Heather, although of course, I had nothing to worry about. I actually know several Heathers, 6 or so.

I was the unpopular one at school. People made fun of me quite a bit ...and I didn't get breasts until I was 17. Was very surprised when I got to university and people were nice to me. It must've been the breasts.

Actually I've known girls who were at the top of the crowd who were actually flat as the runway on an airport. It works both ways.

Yes they have been slow performers in the past, but with female lead goverment, and subsequent funding I think the benefits will be apparent in increased cup sizes.

//Was very surprised when I got to university and people were nice to me. It must've been the breasts

Nah Heather I've found that Uni is a much more accepting place than college. Of course, you were probably just joking, in which case, enjoy my random information.

When did breasts have to be licenced? It's either that or i just have lost the plot. Especially since flicking back to the topic isn't helping. But lets see the government wants us to license our cars, have a license to drive (though some licence-ships are resonable) and some of our personal assets including our body parts?

Some breasts should be licensed - you could put out an eye with those things!

Ministry of Estrogen Development deals with breast licensing.

achilles can't be a little less shallow, do u really associate names with what u've just said???
sheesh

//Soldierboy: speaks for itself

Oh does it now? :)

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//do u really associate names with what u've just said???

its the initial thought Jon that goes at the speed of thought that sometimes you can't control no matter how "shallow" it sounds. Sometimes we jsut can't help these things in the dark of our minds. For example some people when they hear Shihad think "jihad: Fundamental terrorism against america" but i was just being honest, i could sugar coated it but then the topic have to be renamed to "Relate lollipops to peoples names".

??!! Feelers song..... *sigh* thats not what I was going for.... oh well *sigh*
... *sigh*

// y... your name always puzzles me

excellent :D

>> Hope i didn't forget anyone!

Geekboy: forgotten male geek

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// spacecadet: The Feelers song Space Cadet
// *sigh* thats not what I was going for.... oh well *sigh*

Dude! Hadn't even thought of that. My thoughts go out to you, spacecadet.

:(

Fine

;)

//AchillesHeel to me at first thought was Foot fixation

me too

'Dr Gymkhana' -Isn't she female?

//'Dr Gymkhana' -Isn't she female?

I'm an idiot and I'm totally sorry.
You can slap my hand next time

Yep, I'm female...pretty sure of that too. Nice to hear I make you laugh, SIJ - that can only be a good thing right now...I like my name. It comes from my email addy, iguanagymkhana, I like that even more because it rhymes. I'm the only person I know with a rhyming email address.
Y - that doesn't mean a thing. So there.

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