#222: I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary!
at the risk of making this a post what you got thang:
#450: The way I see it, kids need exercise more than they need ice cream. So when I worked as an ice cream man, driving an ice cream truck, I would try to drive fast enough that the kid wouldn't catch me, but not so fast that he'd give up right away. Some kids will chase you for eight or nine blocks.
#191: I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.
#149: When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven and pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, ummmm, boy.
haha! unfortunately i can actually relate to this one:
#14: Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet? And also, you're drunk.
#342: Later, they were tied to the bumper of a car and dragged around the block, as onlookers shrieked with delight. But one old man, who had a banjo, just shook his head and walked away. The crowd noticed this and set him on fire.
#235: When this girl at the museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.
When this was going around as a chain letter a few years back, my American friend said they were all from SNL (Saturday Night Live), performed as skits. So I wonder which one's original.
I like
Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No wait, not me, you.
Hi Mega: not knowing who Jack Handey was, I googled him - pretty much every site that comes up credits the SNL show as being where these things came from.
I think there must be something broken in me - they aren't doing a whole lot for me.
#164: I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown, and how the children would laugh and laugh at me. I vowed, then and there, that I would get revenge.
arn't you just sooo cool greenchic
haha make fun of mega aye???
ur just jealous
you make me sick
you're so exclusive
so elusive
that you're not quite human
do have NO feelings???
u seem pretty icy and cold
i'd be suprised if u knew what feelings were
it's all so simple, it's all over again
a lack of talent is caving you in
sometimes i wonder what's fucked in your heart
your just a shadow of the next man
beware little girl
your oh so cool clubs
could be passing judgement on you
watch ur back, no one likes being stabbed in the back
Music in general
(especcially Kirsten Morelle's love tingling voice, Placebo and Shihad!)
Females in general
(including Nicky Watson and Nikki Cox, shut up!)
Sleep
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MUSIC
duh!
my music, my mates (especially mate ...
my music, my mates (especially mate fran - me and him are like brothers)
my addiction to pain...
my addiction to pain
are you one of those people who likes ...
are you one of those people who likes to pull thread through your own papercuts?
i like to press my ...
i like to press my bruises.
mmmmmmmmmmm....... pain.......
[cough]
dripping hot candle wax onto skin. ...
dripping hot candle wax onto skin. mmmm.
your sincerest apologies. the crap ...
your sincerest apologies.
the crap weather.
the mistakes we make.
the silences inbetween.
the people that clean the streets.
the small surprises.
funny websites....
funny websites.
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ahaha. he's great! #222: I'd like ...
ahaha. he's great!
#222: I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary!
at the risk of making this a post what ...
at the risk of making this a post what you got thang:
#450: The way I see it, kids need exercise more than they need ice cream. So when I worked as an ice cream man, driving an ice cream truck, I would try to drive fast enough that the kid wouldn't catch me, but not so fast that he'd give up right away. Some kids will chase you for eight or nine blocks.
haaaahahahahaha! <tears running down ...
haaaahahahahaha! hahahahaaa!
#191: I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.
he is a man truly after my ...
he is a man truly after my heart...
#149: When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven and pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, ummmm, boy.
<falls off chair> ...
hahahahahaaaaahahahahaaa!
#4: To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
haha! unfortunately i can actually ...
haha! unfortunately i can actually relate to this one:
#14: Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet? And also, you're drunk.
so many laugh out loud lines. the man ...
so many laugh out loud lines. the man is a genius. I might make this one my email sig.
#189: I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
goddam this site is great.... ...
goddam this site is great....
#342: Later, they were tied to the bumper of a car and dragged around the block, as onlookers shrieked with delight. But one old man, who had a banjo, just shook his head and walked away. The crowd noticed this and set him on fire.
#235: When this girl at the museum ...
#235: When this girl at the museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.
When this was going around as a chain ...
When this was going around as a chain letter a few years back, my American friend said they were all from SNL (Saturday Night Live), performed as skits. So I wonder which one's original.
I like
Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No wait, not me, you.
Sorry, not chain letter, E-mail Forward....
Sorry, not chain letter, E-mail Forward.
Hi Mega: not knowing who Jack Handey ...
Hi Mega: not knowing who Jack Handey was, I googled him - pretty much every site that comes up credits the SNL show as being where these things came from.
I think there must be something broken in me - they aren't doing a whole lot for me.
Ahhh, good work Myshkin....
Ahhh, good work Myshkin.
#164: I remember how, in college, I got ...
#164: I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown, and how the children would laugh and laugh at me. I vowed, then and there, that I would get revenge.
yeap deep thoughts was a snl gag
Blindspott...
Blindspott
Saul_Hudson...
Saul_Hudson
ditto greenchic...
ditto greenchic
<B>COOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEE...
COOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i second that!!!...
i second that!!!
yes, I'd have to third that....
yes, I'd have to third that.
yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. coffee ...
yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. coffee addicts unite
I don't think my life would be ...
I don't think my life would be *meaningless* without coffee, but it'd certainly be hella more blurry.
the term "morning" might become ...
the term "morning" might become meaningless...
mor-ning? What's mor-ning??...
mor-ning? What's mor-ning??
fucked if I know....
fucked if I know.
Language....
Language.
Family, mates, music, lollies....
Family, mates, music, lollies.
that about sums up my needs. except the ...
that about sums up my needs. except the lollies. maybe good books, instead.
Prozaco...
Prozaco
[gloating]...
[gloating]
sex, drugs and rock N roll. And Sublime...
sex, drugs and rock N roll. And Sublime
oh and megaccino...
oh and megaccino
arn't you just sooo cool ...
arn't you just sooo cool greenchic
haha make fun of mega aye???
ur just jealous
you make me sick
you're so exclusive
so elusive
that you're not quite human
do have NO feelings???
u seem pretty icy and cold
i'd be suprised if u knew what feelings were
it's all so simple, it's all over again
a lack of talent is caving you in
sometimes i wonder what's fucked in your heart
your just a shadow of the next man
beware little girl
your oh so cool clubs
could be passing judgement on you
watch ur back, no one likes being stabbed in the back
My continuing quest for truth, love, ...
My continuing quest for truth, love, and Duran Duran at Manchester Apollo.
It's the new Pilgrim's Progress....
It's the new Pilgrim's Progress.
Children...
Children
wow....
wow.
sleep...
sleep
ditto...
ditto
a list of things to do growing at an ...
a list of things to do growing at an exponential rate ...
adventures...
adventures
<b>Music in general</b> (especcially ...
Music in general
(especcially Kirsten Morelle's love tingling voice, Placebo and Shihad!)
Females in general
(including Nicky Watson and Nikki Cox, shut up!)
Sleep
www.nzmusic.com
(hey this is probably the most fun thing in my life at the moment!)