the wife
milo & cosmo (they count as one)
chess is good. i could teach milo how to play in 6 months
hi-speed wireless satellite internet access on my 2ghz laptop is also good
an indoor cricket set
a disco ball
Oh, but then I decide to trade the puppy on my list for a myshkin and ruin it all.
velocity's amended list:
1. a myshkin
2. a large box full of books
3. notebooks and felt tip pens
4. a toy for my myshkin
5. my book as far as I've written thus far (so that I can finish it --why else would I be in a cave for six months?)
6. music
Oh well, if i was stuck in a cave with a Velocity, it might take me a while to figure out I was stuck in a cave, and then a while longer to realise there was only a Velocity and her four things and my toy, and by then the six months would be up, surely?
internet
cd collection
huge sterio
clothes(even thou i guess it wouldnt make a differance)
a home peircing kit
band gears, drums etc(so when i get out i can play two instruments)
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my laptop
a tanning bed (I might come out LESS pasty white than I went in!)
a fridge full of food and water and milk
one of those super sleeping-bag-blanket-with-inbuilt-pillow things
my cellphone on contract
a large box of assorted NZMers
the first five all connected to the outside world, of course!
A book of cryptic crossword puzzles
An indoor golfing practise thing
A jigsaw puzzle
A glockenspiel
Pens
Notebooks
That way when I come out I'll be able to solve cryptic crosswords, I'll be ok at putting, I'll have done a jigsaw, I'll be able to do mean glockenspiel solos and I'll have extensive notes and bad poetry.
ok lets just make it that when you are there you get clothes and food and drink and that kinda stuff, so you don't have to count those as the things you would take...
- Sleeping Bag
- Television Set
- DVD Player
- 1 x DVD copy of Amores Perros (nice beefy movie for a long stay from home)
- Computer (get up to some writing and/or diary-keeping)
- 1 x copy of Vikram Seth's novel A Suitable Boy (a nice long - 1,400 pg - book for the bibliophile in me)
- A big fat 4 poster bed with mosquito nets and blankets
- A tanning bed
-Computer with internet
- Lighting
-A really horny porn star
-A video camera I could hook up to the computer
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After you've included a six-month supply of food, I'd take:
my most excellent friend
scrabble
chess
a torch
and the internet.
the wife
milo & cosmo (they count as one)
chess is good. i could teach milo how to play in 6 months
hi-speed wireless satellite internet access on my 2ghz laptop is also good
an indoor cricket set
a disco ball
Of course, whether they'll still be your wife or friend after you condemn them to 6 months in a dark scary cave is another matter 8)
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a dark scary cave? sounds a bit like our first house, and we survived that for a year, so no worries in a cave (especially one with a disco ball).
//hi-speed wireless satellite internet access on my 2ghz laptop is also good
//(especially one with a disco ball).
you must be, like, the coolest person I've ever had the misfortune of not meeting.
Cheers. The feeling is mutual.
If you weren't married with two kids, and I didn't have a sexy wee double-minded jerk to make my life complicated, it'd be love at first write.
//love at first write.
god, that's appalling.
ahaha. again, the feeling is mutual: that is an appalling pun.
oooo ooooo, ooooo!!!!! Gottit!!
Love at first site! Ha!
meh... forget it.
Some food, and:
Huge glow lamps
A hydroponic set-up
Plant food/water
A really long extension cord to connect it all
A musical instrument
I don't smoke pot, but hell, you'd make a million when you got out! ! !
Aw crap, I forgot the pot seeds!
I could never be a stoner, imagine what else I'd forget.
Including 6 months supply of food and drink and other beverages and a stereo and tv
a hot female
all my cds
my guitar and its accessories
total gym
a lamp
and of course a computer
i must also bring some comic books with me! hey gotta catch up on the reading!
A tunnel boring machine - so long suckers.
You rock myshkin.
indeed -- your nomination as most sensible nzm member is based obviously based on just this sort of thing. and the winner is...
Why, thank you, its most unexpected.
Oh, but then I decide to trade the puppy on my list for a myshkin and ruin it all.
velocity's amended list:
1. a myshkin
2. a large box full of books
3. notebooks and felt tip pens
4. a toy for my myshkin
5. my book as far as I've written thus far (so that I can finish it --why else would I be in a cave for six months?)
6. music
Oh well, if i was stuck in a cave with a Velocity, it might take me a while to figure out I was stuck in a cave, and then a while longer to realise there was only a Velocity and her four things and my toy, and by then the six months would be up, surely?
I'm not sure if this is a compliment.
6 months foor and beer etc
internet
cd collection
huge sterio
clothes(even thou i guess it wouldnt make a differance)
a home peircing kit
band gears, drums etc(so when i get out i can play two instruments)
iPod
six in one.
my laptop
a tanning bed (I might come out LESS pasty white than I went in!)
a fridge full of food and water and milk
one of those super sleeping-bag-blanket-with-inbuilt-pillow things
my cellphone on contract
a large box of assorted NZMers
the first five all connected to the outside world, of course!
A book of cryptic crossword puzzles
An indoor golfing practise thing
A jigsaw puzzle
A glockenspiel
Pens
Notebooks
That way when I come out I'll be able to solve cryptic crosswords, I'll be ok at putting, I'll have done a jigsaw, I'll be able to do mean glockenspiel solos and I'll have extensive notes and bad poetry.
My Room (and everything in it)
And The Computer
and 4 friends....
ok lets just make it that when you are there you get clothes and food and drink and that kinda stuff, so you don't have to count those as the things you would take...
1. music
2. someone to hug
3. barcardi/coke/smokes
4. drums
5. computer/w. internet
6. TV/VCR package with Grease
:) :) :)
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OK, i've changed my list. I got bored with that last one.
1. My Crush.
2. bed.
3. computer w. internet
4. endless board games
5. instuments
5.5 endless alcohol/smokes
6. Rubicon.
:D ahhh that's a much better list!!!
:) :) :)
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//6. Rubicon.
please do take them with you, soon!!
- Sleeping Bag
- Television Set
- DVD Player
- 1 x DVD copy of Amores Perros (nice beefy movie for a long stay from home)
- Computer (get up to some writing and/or diary-keeping)
- 1 x copy of Vikram Seth's novel A Suitable Boy (a nice long - 1,400 pg - book for the bibliophile in me)
- home entertainment system (that counts as one thing... right?)
- generator
- large knife
- acoustic guitar
- cushions
- tclak
whats the knife for?
What's tclak for?
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Prozaco, I've said these things before:
I love you
I'm scared of your knife
i love you too darling.
... be my valentine?
Always. I love you so much that I love your knife too.
... be MY Valentine?
of course!
cheesy image time:
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Awwwww (warm and fuzzies)
You better pray we never run into each other.
you'd have to suffer my tackle-hug.
of course... thats assuming i recognise you....
We'll know. . .
keep an eye out for the firework display
- an ounce of afghan skunk
- mattress
- blankets
- unlimited supply of mellowpuffs/l&p
- stereo/black sabbath cds
- 5 kegloads of chilled tui
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oh i 4got my zig zags and lighter, how can i smoke without em????
stoners. forget their head...etc...
no bong?
- A big fat 4 poster bed with mosquito nets and blankets
- A tanning bed
-Computer with internet
- Lighting
-A really horny porn star
-A video camera I could hook up to the computer
- got my Notebook
- got my Pen
- got my box with all my CDs
- got my stereo
- got my viewmaster