Ideas For Tee Shirt Slogans

Aka, 9 February 2003 - 5:49pm

It just keeps coming up all the time....
Not sure if it's because I and others I know are in to printing Tee's but people make the most interesting statements that just lend themselves to be printed and worn........ saw this one in a new nzm weblog this morning "I paid $100 to watch bands, not to make small talk with you."
my varitation would be " I came to hear the band, not you screaming"
And there were a couple of corker comments made in chat last night... so ears open guys.... I'm running out of ideas, please share :)

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AchillesHeel, 9 February 2003 - 6:04pm

In a magazine I was reading ...

In a magazine I was reading earlier....

"Dead Women Don't Say No"
Ewwww, so gross eh?

I like "Disgruntled Employee Of The Month"

Megaccino, 9 February 2003 - 6:29pm

cradle of filth hmm.. everyone needs ...

cradle of filth hmm..

everyone needs to be loved... who are we to judge who finds who or what attractive...

Acidess, 9 February 2003 - 10:32pm

Even Jesus Hates Creed ....... Can't ...

Even Jesus Hates Creed ....... Can't remember who told me about that one, possibly another nzmer. I find it rather amusing.

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Jay_H, 9 February 2003 - 6:55pm

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Prozaco, 9 February 2003 - 7:22pm

yes that t-shirt is the best ever, I ...

yes that t-shirt is the best ever, I want one!!

Tama Drummer, 9 February 2003 - 7:27pm

i second that...

i second that

blindspott#1, 10 February 2003 - 8:13pm

let's put in a bulk order!...

let's put in a bulk order!

Dr Gymkhana, 10 February 2003 - 8:46pm

spotted at the BDO "FRIENDS DON'T ...

spotted at the BDO

"FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS LISTEN TO CREED"

teina, 13 February 2003 - 1:01am

awesome, I want that too!!...

awesome, I want that too!!

Tama Drummer, 13 February 2003 - 1:04am

hehe, i like that....

hehe, i like that.

goosus, 13 February 2003 - 1:07am

Does anyone else here HATE paul frank? ...

Does anyone else here HATE paul frank? Im gonna make an anti frank t-shirt. DOWN WITH PAUL FRANK! he is the devil.

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rottonpear, 9 February 2003 - 7:03pm

hahaha! After meeting a lovely lovely ...

hahaha! After meeting a lovely lovely looooooovvvvvelllllleeeeeee shop attendant in Real Groovy, to whom I was too chicken to offer my phone number, I think at least for the next coupla massive-spending-spree-at-RG-laden months, Paul Frank Is My Friend.

Heather, 9 February 2003 - 7:15pm

grrr i can feel your hate for paul ...

grrr i can feel your hate for paul frank rottonpear!
i hate the damn t shirt which says
paul frank is your friend
no he is not!!
grrrrr!

blindspott#1, 13 February 2003 - 9:17pm

who is he??...

who is he??

Tama Drummer, 13 February 2003 - 9:39pm

Paul Frank is that stupid monkey you ...

Paul Frank is that stupid monkey you see on all the tenny boppers.
And he is not my friend.

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rottonpear, 13 February 2003 - 9:48pm

I have a friend (female) who has a ...

I have a friend (female) who has a t-shirt she wears when she is having a bad day which reads
"I fucked your girlfriend"

Actually any mossimo t-shirt becomes quite funny if you know what mossimo means.

I want a t-shirt which reads
Peace Love and Mung Beans

limegreen, 9 February 2003 - 7:18pm

Limegreeen, it was cruel of you to tell ...

Limegreeen, it was cruel of you to tell us Mossimo means something without telling us what. Go on. Or someone. Anybody. Tell me.

Megaccino, 9 February 2003 - 11:12pm

I was going to put the meaning of ...

I was going to put the meaning of mossimo in my original post, but I was worried that I might not get it right. I'll make enquiries with my italian guru

limegreen, 10 February 2003 - 3:05am

I'm starting to think my excessive ...

I'm starting to think my excessive multi-posting is a netscape 7 thing

limegreen, 10 February 2003 - 3:09am

I know a girl that has this top that ...

I know a girl that has this top that says:

"I dress this way to bother you."

Soph_ie, 9 February 2003 - 7:44pm

my mate has a top which says wanna ...

my mate has a top which says
wanna FUCK?
then if u look closer on the t shirt it actually says
wanna FUCK
off
i saw that in the shop i wanted to buy it me and my mate also saw this other one at a mooks store
it said pizza slut since my mate works at pizza hut she really wants to buy it!
i saw this guy wearing a t shirt that says i eat killer pussys
and theres some really good t shirts in a shop called flavour that say stuff like that

blindspott#1, 10 February 2003 - 8:37pm

There are these 2 'Your favourite ...

There are these 2

'Your favourite band sucks'
'Homosexuals are gay'

Tama Drummer, 9 February 2003 - 7:51pm

'If you can read this your too close'...

'If you can read this your too close'

Tama Drummer, 9 February 2003 - 7:53pm

i have that one but on mine it says ...

i have that one but on mine it says
if you can read this you are standing too close

blindspott#1, 10 February 2003 - 8:43pm

the best one is... "I f_cken h_te ...

the best one is... "I f_cken h_te people wh_ st_re _t my bre_sts"

then written on the back... " would you like to buy a vowel?"

moosus, 9 February 2003 - 8:09pm

I have "G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF.......Wold ...

I have
"G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF.......Wold you like to buy a vowel?"

Megaccino, 9 February 2003 - 11:14pm

i seen a guy wearing a t shirt which ...

i seen a guy wearing a t shirt which says chinese pro verb
then fuck this shit written side ways so it looks like chinese writing
he he

blindspott#1, 10 February 2003 - 8:40pm

in large letters: "<b>I WANT ...

in large letters: "I WANT YOU..."
in small letters just below that: "...to go away."

Prozaco, 9 February 2003 - 8:19pm

however, my all time fav would be a ...

however, my all time fav would be a certain tshirt from tshirthell.com. i would never wear it out though (i'd be killed by people who don't own a sense of humour).

do not click the link if you are easily offended...

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Prozaco, 9 February 2003 - 8:28pm

HAHA damn thats good :D...

HAHA damn thats good :D

NonBreed, 9 February 2003 - 10:05pm

loving the first one!...

loving the first one!

y, 9 February 2003 - 11:31pm

I love tshirthell.com I've ...

I love tshirthell.com

I've purchased many of their products. My favorite is the "Easy like Sunday Morning" shirt.
That's also where I got the email address on my profile.

velocity, 10 February 2003 - 4:14am

i saw that t shirt in flavour i nearly ...

i saw that t shirt in flavour i nearly bought it

blindspott#1, 10 February 2003 - 8:42pm

there's one im printing which i stole ...

there's one im printing which i stole from tshirt hell......
it says, 'not now im bleeding'

guitar-girl, 11 February 2003 - 10:19am

i like that one!...

i like that one!

blindspott#1, 11 February 2003 - 8:44pm

Got sent a bunch of pics a while ...

Got sent a bunch of pics a while ago...
on a well-endowed chick: "I wish these were brains"
on the back of a bikie's T-shirt: "If you can read this, then then bitch fell off"
and my personal favourite: "I am a bomb technician. If you see me running try to keep up".

I just found this quote on the net: "when I am God, I intend to be much more proactive"

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Heather, 9 February 2003 - 8:57pm

never foget my mates t-shirt which said ...

never foget my mates t-shirt which said "Your mother does anal"
he got some nasty looks in the streets!

gluepot RIP, 9 February 2003 - 9:34pm

Can't go wrong with the white trash ...

Can't go wrong with the white trash t-shirt - I'm with stupid -->

Tama Drummer, 9 February 2003 - 10:28pm

That's a good t-shirt. I've often ...

That's a good t-shirt. I've often thought about getting a charles manson t-shirt

Saul_Hudson, 10 February 2003 - 1:27am

yes you can never go wrong with that...

yes you can never go wrong with that

blindspott#1, 14 February 2003 - 4:57pm

on the way to nelson for new years, we ...

on the way to nelson for new years, we passed a dude in some town walking down the street. his shirt said "where's the bus gary?".
i want to know two things: who is gary, and which bus.

carl, 10 February 2003 - 2:13am

t-shirt ideas: "i suck cock" - ...

t-shirt ideas:

"i suck cock" - 'orkid
"Free the Masons" - 'orkid
" Save All Humans" - 'orkid
"appreciate Gods Art Work" - 'orkid
"You dont know till you've smoked it" - 'orkid
"We May Not Be Who You Think We Are" - 'orkid
"We Can Undo Your Work" - 'orkid

orkid, 10 February 2003 - 2:48am

just reading over the Bush Quotes on ...

just reading over the Bush Quotes on your band forum....

"There ought to be limits to freedom."

just has to be printed

Aka, 11 February 2003 - 4:06am

I own teeshirts which say the ...

I own teeshirts which say the following:

"Fuck You, You Fucken Fuck" ($45, Wild Pair)
"WANNA FUCK off. (The tees black, and 'off' is in black writing) ($40, Kaos Clothing)

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Jay_H, 10 February 2003 - 3:55am

I work for a huge financial ...

I work for a huge financial organization, and the last time we all got new security badges I wore my shirt that says "I just Love Corporations!" for the picture.

For her birthday, I gave my young friend Britnee a shirt that says "Look at my tits when I'm talking to you". She thought it was hilarious.

velocity, 10 February 2003 - 4:18am

OK, my partner-in-crime had this idea ...

OK, my partner-in-crime had this idea for a t-shirt that I thought was quite funny, but noone's allowed to use it, because otherwise he'd probably hate me, and I'd have to find a backup partner-in-crime.

First t-shirt - "I'm from Auckland - Fuck Off".
Then, t-shirts for the rest of the country - "You from Auckland? Fuck Off".

Heather, 10 February 2003 - 12:07pm