I woulda thought most guys would think "hey! A recording contract! AND I get to have sex!! Woohoo!"

Kelly Osbourne isn't really that unappealing is she? I know guys who've slept with way worse, without the promise of a recording contract.

//I woulda thought most guys would think "hey! A recording contract! AND I get to have sex!! Woohoo!"

Kelly Osbourne isn't really that unappealing is she? I know guys who've slept with way worse, without the promise of a recording contract//

Is that a yes?

I thought Ozzy would be like 'Kelly, i hope you used a condom this time'...

//Is that a yes?
No. I'm a girl. It's the lot of guys to sleep with someone as an added bonus to a recording contract. I'd only sleep with Kelly Osbourne because I think she's quite spunky.

//its not even worth it with, i mean i'd rather work for it then get a huge power boost out of a bribe.
OK, how about if you got the chance to sleep with Kelly Osbourne entirely without the promise of a recording contract?

kelly osbourne = yuk

// she has two legs and a pair of breasts, she's every males dream!!

no way not everyones, not every girls breasts and legs are a males dream!

// Ummm pass!!!! I bet theres hotter women on NZM!!

agreed, you'd be mad to say yes

//I still don't think she's that bad looking...

I've seen women in their 30s on their worst days who look ten times more stunning than her on her best day!

Really? When did you see me? Where was I?

//Really? When did you see me? Where was I?

What?? How did that come 'bout??

//I'd sleep with her dad before her.

well if sharon will let you!

Turning this around a little, there is more than the occasional woman who seems to be interested in nothing more unique than a pulse before she'll go a-bedding, so I think expecting all guys to be a little bit particular puts the bar a little too high.

//lavigne is a class above Kelly Osbourne in the looks department

umm, yeah i guess as much as i hae to admit it.

//Terrible joke; reference to //I've seen women in their 30s on their worst days who look ten times more stunning than her

oh i get it now! you think i was checking you out! *wink* : P

unfortunately that is also true.

these posts are making me sad (along with having just watched the news)...

I think Kelly Osbourne is really pretty actually, and she has good hair, clothes, style. And lets face it, if you're shagging someone for a recording contract it doesn't really matter about their personality really, does it? It's more their style, charisma, good looks. In that case, I'll take Jarvis Cocker, thankyou very much. Or JJ Burnel back in the day. Or... ok i'll shutup now.

i hope that was sarcasm.

(btw, i was referring to robyn not saul)

Who's Lola?

Please don't tell me it's the dog...

Sarcastic, moi?

It goes like this. I'm the Australian nanny and Jake's been naughty and... Um, ok. This probably isn't the place to finish that sentence.

I'd rather do Melinda the nanny, shes the only one associated with the osbourne family whos attractive, and jack thats even worse than kelly!!!

well she helps around the house and stuff, like she drives Jack to school and takes a million "Fuck you's" from Jack.

//but I wouldn't say no to Jake.

You have gotta be insane and on crack to say that