Get yerself a big gun and blow him away.

//If that's too difficult, make a list of all the things you don't like about him, and concentrate on those

That's what I've been trying recently with this guy I fancy but who isn't interested. It's been working, but then I meet yet another friend of his who says "are you guys going out?" "no, we're just friends" "awww, he's such a lovely guy, isn't he! So intelligent, and funny, and he's such a friendly, sensitive guy, man I can't get over how smart he is, just lovely, lovely lovely lovely blah blah blah". I want to punch them in the head at the time, but then a couple of hours later I'm thinking "yeah, he is such a lovely guy "

actually, i broke up with him, not vice versa, so its all good.
haha

why dont you break the jar and shave youre cat?

okay tclak ummm maybe you should keep your pets inside and really do break the jar. umm the cat thing if you want to put him in a jar DON'T resist the temptation because you know what will happen.. he will stay in the jar and he will die. now why do you want to put the animals out in the sun in a jar?? and yes i do really recomend you see a professional, QUICK!!

//okay one thing is i was bored thats why i did it and 2 i am majoring in being a sicaitrist

would you want someone who cant spell what they want to be anywhere near your problems?
*laughs*

//sicaitrist
hahahahahaha oh shit I bet Velocity choked on her home brew reading that!
well-put, geekboy!

my education sucked hardcore cause it was influenced and blackened by catholicism.

Oh yeah I forgot to add, it would be really hard for me to break up with my boyfriend coz we're best as mates and I'm at his house all the time and being with someone 24/7 for over a year, its kinda hard to just stop.

Just tell him you guys work better as friends or just say "honey, we've lost our spark im in the need of rekindling it with someone else". No actually don't say the spark thing, but just tell him what you feel, whats in ur heart

// I've been considering dumping him for about 4 months, he also isn't very good boyfriend material at all

and thats not enough reason to break up with him? regardless of if theres another guy or not, you shouldn't keep going out with your boyfriend out of pity and fear of consequences.

appearances are overrated

tclak you can get fucked
just coz you got no one I bet with a fucked up attitude like that
dickhead

I don't give a fuck. I was just winding you up, and it looks like I succeeded.

Peace, good luck with whatever decision you make.

Yeah thats right, you surrender when you realise I'm right.
Also, can someone please tell me what a pub slut is?

Refer to Prozaco's comment at the very top of this topic (omg, omg etc . . .)

Now she did a wonderful job of taking the piss out of the whole advice thing. . . .

Ok ok, I'm really sick of arguing with you, but you're getting me really mad. Haha, you know what I hate? People who decide they no longer have enough argument to continue, so therefore make out as if 'I don't care, I was just trying to fire you up in the first place, coz you're such an easy target ra ra ra'. I mean c'mon, how many times have you seen someone say that. So don't give me that shit tclak. Also, what the fuck right do you have to call my situation 'flakey' and 'pathetic'? Its actually pretty serious to me, and I'm oh-so-sorry that noones ever loved you, but that ain't my problem. So yeah, you might come up with 'there are kids starving in africa, or people abusing animals,' and call my situation pathetic, insignificant and just immature. But to me this is my life, and I need to do all I can to make myself happy and make my life the best it can be. So we run into these little obstacles, such as meeting an amazing guy and realising your boyfriend doesn't make you feel that way. Now the problem is breaking up with him, you would have no idea how hard that is. I know I can't really ask for advice coz its up to me to sort it out, but hey, I thought some other people giving some ideas might ease the situation for me. The last thing I need or anyone else on this world needs is some fuckhead like you, who thinks because they have never been in the situation, it obviously can't be that bad.

//I'm oh-so-sorry that noones ever loved you

//you would have no idea how hard that is

//some fuckhead like you, who thinks because they have never been in the situation, it obviously can't be that bad.

? ? ? ? ? (what are these statements based on?)

If nothing else, you have a vivid imagination. Why don't you calm down a little? I was only poking fun at you and pretending to moralise. Do what the fuck you want with as many guys as you want. It's a free world.

(I can hear shrieks of anger from across the internet)

greenchic, calm down. I mean no harm.

Having a conscience is not such a bad thing.

// just coz you got no one I bet with a fucked up attitude like that

Leading two guys on at once, I'm sure you'll have no one in the not-too-distant future. Unless they don't mind sharing. Who's got the fucked up attitude?

As for me: my personal relationships are fine and intact, thank you very much.

I love you too, Prozaco.

Right. I'm off to drink cheap beer with my cheap mates, cos that's what makes me happy.

And tomorrow I'm going to the Big Day Out. It should be fun.

Ok, I'm calm now. One thing I've learnt from being with a guy who treats you like shit is that I've gone from a totally laidback calm person to an uptight stressed out chick. (I'm not blaming it on something else) But what you said was in my mind fully uncalled for and pretty rats.

//You might as well steal money from their wallets and any other valuables you come across. Hell, make out with their friends too. That's what friends are for, aren't they greenchic?

that was pretty stink tclak. I don't need it aye. Thats why I syked and continued too when you said shit to me.

//I'm sure you'll have no one in the not-too-distant future

this isn't just 'poking fun' at me its actually ratshit k? You also called my situation pathetic and flakey. Anywayz I give up