Shit, that was brilliant.
hmm...Iraq have oil, North Korea have cabbage...

how about a brick?
whales are a tad on the "to heavy to throw" side

//let's pray he goes up against north korea.
Yes, let's do, if he goes against Iraq he'll just bomb the crap out of some desert and destroy few villages and kill few camel-jockeys and then while the smoke is clearing he'll be ablo to walk in after few weeks at the longest. OR he could attack North Korea against which , as some of us haven't still been brainwashed into forgetting, they lead a long and totaly unsuccesful war 50 years ago. Yes, US of A should attack N. Korea, at least they can fight back and take out a nice number od Americans. Maybe I shouldn't be saying that, it seems that many in this country of ours are so very pro-American.

//if America goes up against North Korea
has anyone noticed how America is virtually begging for diplomatic means and peaceful talks with N Korea? yet with Iraq they are closed to all options but war. They are afraid to attack Korea, they don't want to risk a war where they can get burnt.

//but, then again someones gotta stop those Norh Koreans and their Comunist reagiume
damn democrats, you all think democracy is the only way. with communism and fascism you at least know where you stand, you don't get politicians kissing babies one second and stealing money and backstabing others the next. they do it openly :D

I don't think I'd like to live in the US - sometimes I really appreciate living down here on the bottom of the world in a country many American's would be hard-pressed to find, even though at others the remoteness from everything gets to me. So, if you need saving Velocity, we'll sort something out - smuggle you out as part of Tim Finn's entourage or something - if you bring the homebrew.

Haha, everyone watches their spelling/grammer when Velocity's near!

I noticed your random apostrophization right away, myshkin; but don't worry, I don't think any less of you for it. I just finished a new batch of the homebrew, an oatmeal stout, and bottled it up yesterday. I made a gingerbread cake with it, and today I'm having my bimonthly homebrew party.

I would love to live in seclusion at the bottom of the world where no other americans could find me. Honestly, most of the time I think I don't belong in this country. I'm sure the rest of the country would agree with me if they knew how silly I think the idea of patriotism is.

//everyone watches their spelling/grammer

Either you're making a clever pun, Dr Gymkhana, or you're not watching closely enough. ;)
In my writing group we have a physicist, a biologist, a chemist, and then there's me: I'm known as the Grammar Fascist.

I'd challenge you to find a grammatical error made by me, but then you probably would. Most of my posts are made very early in the morning... or under the influence of the homebrew.

Well, it's 5:30 pm friday here, so that would be 19 (?) hours behind I think. I'm kind of like an idiot savant, I suppose. I could correct your grammar with both hands tied behind my back, but numbers make my head hurt. Funny that I'm a banker.

Sick of Export and Tui? Can I recommend Hollandia? Fine Dutch beer and doesn't cost heaps either. Very similar in taste to Tuborg's Gold. I love pilsners but good ones can be hard to find.

I recommend Bremen. It's currently 15 or 16 bucks a doz. at Countdown, down from around 20. Nice nice beer.

//Haha, everyone watches their spelling/grammer when Velocity's near!

Actually, being in my own way a professional author, I tend to watch my own writing to ensure errors do not creep in - although I knew as soon as I posted that Velocity would catch me out.

Are you making fun of me?

why the big fuss over gramatical stuff anyways. its all pointless if you ask me, i mean its a mesaage board not a spelling and grammar competition. oh and thats just a question, im not trying to be a smartass in any way. k :)

Not that I'm _not_ a genius... But I don't think I'm the only one here. There are quite a number of talented people in this forum.

American geniuses, however, are a dying breed. We should be put on the endangered species list, and have nature preserves built for us.

If I'm to be a national treasure, could it be in a different nation? I'm not sure I really want to be treasured by millions of Americans. If they treasure me, then they'll probably never let me leave.

Then again, maybe they'll turn my humble duplex into the new Graceland... Soon you could all get nightlights and drink coasters and ashtrays with my face on them.

//dress up in a robe and turban
Probably that's the best way to get detained by the American authorities for a few months. "What? A chick in a turban that wants to leave the country?? Put her away! NOW!!!"

//anomnity (er...anonymusness?)
anonymity. I was the best speller in my Standard 3 class.

// velocity dresses up like that, he/she
I went through a bunch of old posts recently, just to make sure. Definitely either a chick or a queen.

yeah but when america pops up your always having a go at them gymkhana :P

thankyou your highness :D (spelling?)

Hey! I can read upside down....

When did I say anything about killing?