S'up Fellas an Felleses,
Thanks for the Party Posse that funked it up for the CHCH Massive (And what a massive it was) At the Dux on Thursday the 19th Cooltones Xmas Special.
Maestro Cooltones, J Money, Jem n' Em, Dr "D" MD would like to thank....
Jungle Mungus
Leon from Jungle Mungus
Ben from Degrees K
Eddie From Degrees K
Chris from Solo Bravo
Troy from Carvinal
Bryce
Rosie
and Griff
You guys were fantastic. We loves yous heaps. See your crazy asses on the 25 of Jan with Clown Dog Deluxe Boy 'Orkid and Jester wit our crazy ass funk at the Civic!!! Yea Shout outs and happy new Year styles from the crew.
Love Unity and Craziness
Maestro
P.S: Massive shout outs to Filer studios for doin such a wicked job on our recording. Happy holidays Y'all
i heard this band requests small ferrets with romanesqe head mounts to be executed w/ a small gillotine like device at every show
or was that, that other band...........................................?
still if you can keep a stright face and a still body at one of there shows then
you are not alive,
happy times of pleasure and fun comeing your way me thinks,
love gilbert and the 'orkid seeds (brothers to the ents)
There's a cheap independent Photocopy place near the Corners of Manchester and Cashel Worth checkin out if your whating a cheap deal. Come up and introduce yourself on Saturday. It'd be call to talk tunes before or after we play. Cheers for the nice Comments.
S'up team
Thanks to
Orkid
Deluxe Boy
Clowndog
Jester
For a FINE fine evening last night at the big gig at the civic. We as a collective team of love pass heaps of our love to yous. For being so Amazing!!!!
And thank you Christchurch for showing up drinking beers and booging down. See you on the 28th of Jan at Polytech or at the Dux Valentines Day. Cheers for the mental spritual and phyical hugs.
And I'd like to say a massive thanks to Orkid, Clowndog, Jester, Deluxe Boy and The Cooltones for kicking off what hopes to be a massive year for local artists. I'm definitely looking at putting another show on. But alas I now have no money so am looking for funding for #2. If anyone out there knows of people who really want to get Chch Music pumping to a larger crowd, and can supply or help with anything, drop me a line @ stacey.hancock@morefm.co.nz. Or if there's a rich millionaire reading this post, who can spare $10,000 for a positive cause, let me know.
Also...don't forget it's Slim and Fuce's final gig on Saturday night @ The Jetset. It's only $6...sure that's all manageable. As you all know Carla Potter (BRAT) has done an amazing job for local music so if anything, please come and support her for the 10 years of her life she's spent looking after the likes of us and our bands. cheers
Stacey,...sister of Micheal. You are the Queen of all that encompasses event organisation. But I don't think I will ever be able to look another piece of pizza in the eye ever again. Thanks heaps for everything! had an awesome night! Look forward to the next.
yeah...there was shitloads of pizza wasn't there!!
Carla's off in a few months myshkin. :-(
we need the whole chch live music massive in da house ya'll
Thanks everyone who came to the Polytech, I thought we would be playing to a teeny crowd but it was beautiful to see the cooltones family represent. Much LOVE.
We are getting the cash together for the EP at the moment, we want heaps so we can make something really amazing, probably heaps of new stuff. (Tell us what you want on it and well have a think about it).
As for tours, probably when the EP is finished. We would love to go to Welly soon though!
Sex Fortress is a CraZy song.
We's is soupin it up. Were playing at the Dux on the 14th and in the Gardens for an anti war thing on the next day. Then at Splashout 2003 at Jelly Park on the 23rd. So we may play your namesake then if it's ready. It's something were humming and harring at the moment. Another thing were hummin' and a haaring at the mo' is "Who is the chick who keeps throwing kickers on stage?"
what kinda gear u guys got for the Dux gig 14? Perhaps Maestro's and Kicking Stones can share something? Do u guys have a guitar quad box?, or bass quad? get back....
Also good to meet u guys at the Civic...
Splash out 2003 should be good we's are very excited to be playing...first time at a pool...playing, I mean..
We can bring our own guitar amp (combo) kick, snare, hats, cymbols and bass head and if needed a 2x12 bass cab but if we could use your cab it would be wicked.
Splash out should be primo indeed, rockin out, sunshine 'n' bikinis, dats what its all about!
Not to sure what the songs are called (that is why the cooltones need a cd, so we (the fans) can get familar with our favourite songs)
But I do like the new stuff!!!!!!!!
Will be there for the peace gig. The cooltones are perfect for such and event.
One more thing. Who is in the band and what do you each do. Are any of you guys or girl single? As I know people who are interested in each and everyone of the cooltones.
Thank god for the COOLTONES! Your music is so refreshing!
Your bass player is great and your front man has it going on.
There is so much love at a cooltones gig, you have to check these fellas out!
Wow yous guys makes mes blushs. Thank you so much. Great to know we can spread the love.
Our alaises are
Maestro Cooltones: Singer
J Money: Guitar
Jem: Bass
Dr D MD: Drums
The Choruses of the Songs. Are usually the titles. Like:
Get Me Drunk
Drink Sum
You + Me
Freak So Wicked
Musta Station
Dance Poorly etc....
The newest songs are
Snaz (Lies on Love not based on trust etc...)
Sex Fortress (Workin on it)
Kiss it Better (The catchy "Baby!!!" song)
Request Sexy Girl On the Bus On RDU
As well as Drink Sum. If you want.
Some of are single and some of are'nt. You'll just have to let the peps try there luck girly (or Boyly for that matter).
Tell us your favorites. And we'll record our favorite or your favourite or your friends favourite that may be your favourite also. See you on Valentines Day. At the Dux (Early). Cos' were playing not any blind date tom-foolery ya' hear? But maybe that would be nice for the dateless ones... AAHHHHhhhhh.....
I wonder who does keep on throwing the knickers? I know that I haven't, maybe you should ask SexFortress. Sexy girl on the bus is by far my favourite but I guess I will have to wait to see you guys again. To put the names of the songs to the tunes that get stuck in my head after a cooltones concert.
Such kind words from everyone, its nice to see people are gettin the love were puttin out.
And yeah we are lucky enough to be playin with cripple and fusa, they are two of the most talented bands you can see, it should be fun. (fusa have been recording!!!)
Everybody should come and show some love for each other at the peace gig, show George W Bush how to treat each other properly!
I have another cooltones gig to report.
We are playing at orientation in the UCSA ballroom 1st of march.
Tickets are 5 bucks and there are 5 bands: Seven tongues, Paselode, Cooltones, Hooster and New damage. It's gonna be fun..can't wait to get loose on that stage. So many top notch bands have played there (violent femmes etc).
Also my other Lazy is doing a lunchtime gig on the 21st Feb at the Canta Uni in the amphitheatre. Hope to see all you fine people there.
I will try my darndest to be here, as those bands furkin rock. Didn't know that you were in another band. What type of music do you play?
p.s. will you marry me? I have a steady income and will be able to support a family...if you are keen.
actually I do. I'm putting on a gig @ The Jetset in April with The Cooltones, 4 Man Bob and I need another band that fits into the dancy/rock live act genre. You know the type of band that gets your ass shaking...who's keen?
S'up
Y'all Cheers to the posse the came to see us at the Dux with Kicking stones on the rainy Valentines evening.
And sorry to all the peps that came to see us at the Peace Picnic. There was a meditation group at the town hall. And a guy fron the city councel complained about the noise. And our crazy ass funkiness would of been too loud. But nevermind it was nice to be there.
Big ups to Orkid for luggin all their gear there. Sorry guys. I know a peace gig would have right up your alley. Next time eh boys?
Come see us at Splashout 2003 on the 23rd of Feb $10 @ Jelly Park with free Hydroslide!!! So you can Slip n' slide and swim to wicked music.
Big love out to y'all
P.S: No knickers on Friday. I was starting a collection.
P.P.S: Why does Jem N' Em get all the Marriage proposals?
I wondered what happen to you guys at the peace gig. I waited all day, sorry that I missed your gig on Friday night. Will be there on Sunday if I find a spare ten dollars. I'm sure that its worth every penny.
p.s. When am I going to hear THE COOLTONES on the radio!!!!!
p.p.s. What time are you fellas playing?
Once again, sorry we didn't play at the peace gig. The council were putting on the hard word. It was a wicked event and we didn't want to cause any hassles between the council and the organisers so it was best we bow out and keep everything mellow. Sorry you waited all day, I hope you had a good time any way.
I hope everybody can make it to SPLASH OUT, I think we are playing at 4:00 but I could easily be wrong, so go for the whole thing! (FREE HYDROSLIDE!!!!!!)
Ooooooo Yeah......
Splash out tomorrow cant wait. Keep requesting Cooltones or Maestro Cooltones and the Phantasmacies on RDU. It can't wait to go Hydrosliding!!!! Hopefully my contacts don't fall out. Can wait to hear FUSA and Cripple, a great swimming soundtrack Oh Yea!
I thought that I am the hairiest in the band, a title that I will take to the grave. Maybe catch up tonight at the breeders mister maestro, just heard their soundcheck....metres away.... oh my!
See you at soundcheck for the rather large splash out! The cooltones will have to do the joint hydroslide thang.
p.s So SexFortress what makes you tick? Who are you actually?............????????????????????
Just to clarify, I am the hariest!!! It said so in the package!!! I keep it all hidden away under my T-shirt and when i get my abs I'll play topless and settle this once and for all!!!
Hey Jem'n'em
So you want to know all about the mighty Sex Fortress! Well its my place to ask the questions and answer the ones I deem fit.
I'm not as interesting as I seem, I mean.....I like your band, therefore I want to know what makes you guys tick. That is all that you need to know...don't forget who the stars are. (Yourself and the fellas)
So get back to work cutie. I'm dying for some new material.
You really do build a fortress around yourself - if you need time to open up...I can wait.
(tick...tock....tick.......tock......on the cooltones clock)
S'up Fellas an Felleses, Thanks for ...
S'up Fellas an Felleses,
Thanks for the Party Posse that funked it up for the CHCH Massive (And what a massive it was) At the Dux on Thursday the 19th Cooltones Xmas Special.
Maestro Cooltones, J Money, Jem n' Em, Dr "D" MD would like to thank....
Jungle Mungus
Leon from Jungle Mungus
Ben from Degrees K
Eddie From Degrees K
Chris from Solo Bravo
Troy from Carvinal
Bryce
Rosie
and Griff
You guys were fantastic. We loves yous heaps. See your crazy asses on the 25 of Jan with Clown Dog Deluxe Boy 'Orkid and Jester wit our crazy ass funk at the Civic!!! Yea Shout outs and happy new Year styles from the crew.
Love Unity and Craziness
Maestro
P.S: Massive shout outs to Filer studios for doin such a wicked job on our recording. Happy holidays Y'all
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i heard this band requests small ...
i heard this band requests small ferrets with romanesqe head mounts to be executed w/ a small gillotine like device at every show
or was that, that other band...........................................?
still if you can keep a stright face and a still body at one of there shows then
you are not alive,
happy times of pleasure and fun comeing your way me thinks,
love gilbert and the 'orkid seeds (brothers to the ents)
it's Fellas 'n Fellanesses....
it's Fellas 'n Fellanesses.
what happened to the phantasmacies (SP)?...
what happened to the phantasmacies (SP)?
nice to see this band finaly make it ...
nice to see this band finaly make it onto nzm.com!
if you dont know this band you really should check them out!
maybe oneday they will make it to auckland.
werd
yo Cooltones, Thank u for being open ...
yo Cooltones,
Thank u for being open to supporting us lot, KICKING STONES at the Valentines gig at the Dux 14 FEb 2003, Stacy called me yesturday.....
Look forward to the civic...
Posters to do....and nzm. posting...
Shine On!!!!
also,
Ocuphuman,
Saw u guys at the final Degrees. K gig u's were stone arse kicking awesome!
There's a cheap independent Photocopy ...
There's a cheap independent Photocopy place near the Corners of Manchester and Cashel Worth checkin out if your whating a cheap deal. Come up and introduce yourself on Saturday. It'd be call to talk tunes before or after we play. Cheers for the nice Comments.
Can't wait to play Vanlentines Day It'll be fun.
See you soon
S'up team Thanks to Orkid Deluxe ...
S'up team
Thanks to
Orkid
Deluxe Boy
Clowndog
Jester
For a FINE fine evening last night at the big gig at the civic. We as a collective team of love pass heaps of our love to yous. For being so Amazing!!!!
And thank you Christchurch for showing up drinking beers and booging down. See you on the 28th of Jan at Polytech or at the Dux Valentines Day. Cheers for the mental spritual and phyical hugs.
Much Love
[ www.degenatron.com ]
And I'd like to say a massive thanks ...
And I'd like to say a massive thanks to Orkid, Clowndog, Jester, Deluxe Boy and The Cooltones for kicking off what hopes to be a massive year for local artists. I'm definitely looking at putting another show on. But alas I now have no money so am looking for funding for #2. If anyone out there knows of people who really want to get Chch Music pumping to a larger crowd, and can supply or help with anything, drop me a line @ stacey.hancock@morefm.co.nz. Or if there's a rich millionaire reading this post, who can spare $10,000 for a positive cause, let me know.
Also...don't forget it's Slim and ...
Also...don't forget it's Slim and Fuce's final gig on Saturday night @ The Jetset. It's only $6...sure that's all manageable. As you all know Carla Potter (BRAT) has done an amazing job for local music so if anything, please come and support her for the 10 years of her life she's spent looking after the likes of us and our bands. cheers
?? Have I missed something? Is Carla ...
?? Have I missed something? Is Carla moving away?
Stacey,...sister of Micheal. You are ...
Stacey,...sister of Micheal. You are the Queen of all that encompasses event organisation. But I don't think I will ever be able to look another piece of pizza in the eye ever again. Thanks heaps for everything! had an awesome night! Look forward to the next.
yeah...there was shitloads of pizza ...
yeah...there was shitloads of pizza wasn't there!!
Carla's off in a few months myshkin. :-(
we need the whole chch live music massive in da house ya'll
You peoples are great, saw you playing ...
You peoples are great, saw you playing at the polytech earlier today was truly wonderful and made me smile heaps.... thanks for the song
Thanks everyone who came to the ...
Thanks everyone who came to the Polytech, I thought we would be playing to a teeny crowd but it was beautiful to see the cooltones family represent. Much LOVE.
This is funny, then disturbing!...
This is funny, then disturbing!
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disturbing...yes. No wonder kids are ...
disturbing...yes.
No wonder kids are going around shooting every tom dick and harry.
Thanks Cooltones for another rocken gig ...
Thanks Cooltones for another rocken gig on Saturday night, but you guys didn't play my names sake.
Whens the EP and the tour happening?
We are getting the cash together for ...
We are getting the cash together for the EP at the moment, we want heaps so we can make something really amazing, probably heaps of new stuff. (Tell us what you want on it and well have a think about it).
As for tours, probably when the EP is finished. We would love to go to Welly soon though!
Sex Fortress is a CraZy song. We's is ...
Sex Fortress is a CraZy song.
We's is soupin it up. Were playing at the Dux on the 14th and in the Gardens for an anti war thing on the next day. Then at Splashout 2003 at Jelly Park on the 23rd. So we may play your namesake then if it's ready. It's something were humming and harring at the moment. Another thing were hummin' and a haaring at the mo' is "Who is the chick who keeps throwing kickers on stage?"
maestro, what kinda gear u guys got ...
maestro,
what kinda gear u guys got for the Dux gig 14? Perhaps Maestro's and Kicking Stones can share something? Do u guys have a guitar quad box?, or bass quad? get back....
Also good to meet u guys at the Civic...
Splash out 2003 should be good we's are very excited to be playing...first time at a pool...playing, I mean..
We can bring our own guitar amp (combo) ...
We can bring our own guitar amp (combo) kick, snare, hats, cymbols and bass head and if needed a 2x12 bass cab but if we could use your cab it would be wicked.
Splash out should be primo indeed, rockin out, sunshine 'n' bikinis, dats what its all about!
Not to sure what the songs are called ...
Not to sure what the songs are called (that is why the cooltones need a cd, so we (the fans) can get familar with our favourite songs)
But I do like the new stuff!!!!!!!!
Will be there for the peace gig. The cooltones are perfect for such and event.
One more thing. Who is in the band and ...
One more thing. Who is in the band and what do you each do. Are any of you guys or girl single? As I know people who are interested in each and everyone of the cooltones.
Marc - Vocals Mailee - Bass and some ...
Marc - Vocals
Mailee - Bass and some vocals
Jesse - Guitar
Mikey D - Drums
Thats all im gonna answer, i'll let them answer the other questions if they want too. :-D
Thank god for the COOLTONES! Your music ...
Thank god for the COOLTONES! Your music is so refreshing!
Your bass player is great and your front man has it going on.
There is so much love at a cooltones gig, you have to check these fellas out!
Wow yous guys makes mes blushs. Thank ...
Wow yous guys makes mes blushs. Thank you so much. Great to know we can spread the love.
Our alaises are
Maestro Cooltones: Singer
J Money: Guitar
Jem: Bass
Dr D MD: Drums
The Choruses of the Songs. Are usually the titles. Like:
Get Me Drunk
Drink Sum
You + Me
Freak So Wicked
Musta Station
Dance Poorly etc....
The newest songs are
Snaz (Lies on Love not based on trust etc...)
Sex Fortress (Workin on it)
Kiss it Better (The catchy "Baby!!!" song)
Request Sexy Girl On the Bus On RDU
As well as Drink Sum. If you want.
Some of are single and some of are'nt. You'll just have to let the peps try there luck girly (or Boyly for that matter).
Tell us your favorites. And we'll record our favorite or your favourite or your friends favourite that may be your favourite also. See you on Valentines Day. At the Dux (Early). Cos' were playing not any blind date tom-foolery ya' hear? But maybe that would be nice for the dateless ones... AAHHHHhhhhh.....
Love Unity Craziness
(PS Who's throwing the Knickers!)
(PPS Thanks Mel for the photos. Theys are wicked)
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Hey, you guys are playing live with ...
Hey, you guys are playing live with CrippleMrOnion, Fusa etc...riiiight??
I'll be there!!
I wonder who does keep on throwing the ...
I wonder who does keep on throwing the knickers? I know that I haven't, maybe you should ask SexFortress. Sexy girl on the bus is by far my favourite but I guess I will have to wait to see you guys again. To put the names of the songs to the tunes that get stuck in my head after a cooltones concert.
Such kind words from everyone, its nice ...
Such kind words from everyone, its nice to see people are gettin the love were puttin out.
And yeah we are lucky enough to be playin with cripple and fusa, they are two of the most talented bands you can see, it should be fun. (fusa have been recording!!!)
Everybody should come and show some love for each other at the peace gig, show George W Bush how to treat each other properly!
Abso-fuckin-lutely!! :P I'm looking ...
Abso-fuckin-lutely!! :P
I'm looking forward to seeing you guys.
It's gonna go off!
hey j money how are you....ad to say i ...
hey j money
how are you....ad to say i am missing cooltones gigs constantly. keep in touch buddy!!!!!
Hey rosarita, I am doin good, we all ...
Hey rosarita, I am doin good, we all miss you heaps! Ill record a few cooltones gigs an send you a cd of the best bits.
I have another cooltones gig to ...
I have another cooltones gig to report.
We are playing at orientation in the UCSA ballroom 1st of march.
Tickets are 5 bucks and there are 5 bands: Seven tongues, Paselode, Cooltones, Hooster and New damage. It's gonna be fun..can't wait to get loose on that stage. So many top notch bands have played there (violent femmes etc).
Also my other Lazy is doing a lunchtime gig on the 21st Feb at the Canta Uni in the amphitheatre. Hope to see all you fine people there.
I will try my darndest to be here, as ...
I will try my darndest to be here, as those bands furkin rock. Didn't know that you were in another band. What type of music do you play?
p.s. will you marry me? I have a steady income and will be able to support a family...if you are keen.
...
Don't think so.........Why would ...
Don't think so.........Why would Jem'n'em
(New Zealands sexiest bass player)
want to marry you? when she could have the likes
of me.
Would you like to take this outside......
for some fisty cuff action.
oops, didn't mean to leave a blank ...
oops, didn't mean to leave a blank post...i have nothing to say today though.
actually I do. I'm putting on a gig @ ...
actually I do. I'm putting on a gig @ The Jetset in April with The Cooltones, 4 Man Bob and I need another band that fits into the dancy/rock live act genre. You know the type of band that gets your ass shaking...who's keen?
S'up Y'all Cheers to the posse the ...
S'up
Y'all Cheers to the posse the came to see us at the Dux with Kicking stones on the rainy Valentines evening.
And sorry to all the peps that came to see us at the Peace Picnic. There was a meditation group at the town hall. And a guy fron the city councel complained about the noise. And our crazy ass funkiness would of been too loud. But nevermind it was nice to be there.
Big ups to Orkid for luggin all their gear there. Sorry guys. I know a peace gig would have right up your alley. Next time eh boys?
Come see us at Splashout 2003 on the 23rd of Feb $10 @ Jelly Park with free Hydroslide!!! So you can Slip n' slide and swim to wicked music.
Big love out to y'all
P.S: No knickers on Friday. I was starting a collection.
P.P.S: Why does Jem N' Em get all the Marriage proposals?
P.P.P.S: I am a vrey bad spelr.
Sorry maestro cant make it to splash ...
Sorry maestro cant make it to splash out im going to hamilton to say hello to all my old mullets and cortinas.
And family I guess, but good luck.
I wondered what happen to you guys at ...
I wondered what happen to you guys at the peace gig. I waited all day, sorry that I missed your gig on Friday night. Will be there on Sunday if I find a spare ten dollars. I'm sure that its worth every penny.
p.s. When am I going to hear THE COOLTONES on the radio!!!!!
p.p.s. What time are you fellas playing?
Once again, sorry we didn't play at ...
Once again, sorry we didn't play at the peace gig. The council were putting on the hard word. It was a wicked event and we didn't want to cause any hassles between the council and the organisers so it was best we bow out and keep everything mellow. Sorry you waited all day, I hope you had a good time any way.
I hope everybody can make it to SPLASH OUT, I think we are playing at 4:00 but I could easily be wrong, so go for the whole thing! (FREE HYDROSLIDE!!!!!!)
I am already getting that 12 $ ready ...
I am already getting that 12 $ ready for sunday.
SPLASH OUT is gonna rock!
Ooooooo Yeah...... Splash out tomorrow ...
Ooooooo Yeah......
Splash out tomorrow cant wait. Keep requesting Cooltones or Maestro Cooltones and the Phantasmacies on RDU. It can't wait to go Hydrosliding!!!! Hopefully my contacts don't fall out. Can wait to hear FUSA and Cripple, a great swimming soundtrack Oh Yea!
Hoping that someone there is hairer than me....
Uber Love
I thought that I am the hairiest in the ...
I thought that I am the hairiest in the band, a title that I will take to the grave. Maybe catch up tonight at the breeders mister maestro, just heard their soundcheck....metres away.... oh my!
See you at soundcheck for the rather large splash out! The cooltones will have to do the joint hydroslide thang.
p.s So SexFortress what makes you tick? Who are you actually?............????????????????????
Just to clarify, I am the hariest!!! ...
Just to clarify, I am the hariest!!! It said so in the package!!! I keep it all hidden away under my T-shirt and when i get my abs I'll play topless and settle this once and for all!!!
Hey Jem'n'em So you want to know all ...
Hey Jem'n'em
So you want to know all about the mighty Sex Fortress! Well its my place to ask the questions and answer the ones I deem fit.
I'm not as interesting as I seem, I mean.....I like your band, therefore I want to know what makes you guys tick. That is all that you need to know...don't forget who the stars are. (Yourself and the fellas)
So get back to work cutie. I'm dying for some new material.
Yo! Sex Fortress You really do build ...
Yo! Sex Fortress
You really do build a fortress around yourself - if you need time to open up...I can wait.
(tick...tock....tick.......tock......on the cooltones clock)
hehe it was cool like the cooltones ...
hehe it was cool like the cooltones today at 'Splash Out 03'
A nice day and a nice wee crowd.
Well worth the 12 dollars I say.
Goodwork with fusa to ;)