Awwww, piss on you and your smug "look what a long, long way away we are from Heather" city! Grrrr!
I think I should get free tickets because it would cleverly illustrate the oxymoron that is the global village - the immediacy of the internet in contrast to the physical distance that prevents me from enjoying my prize.
Also, because I am a walking example of our peculiar desire to receive even the most transient affirmation without the need for a tangible reward. Although so many people constantly fill their lives with material possessions, all they really want is to be loved. Bless!
...and finally, because I haven't gotten my (more proximate) best friends Christian and Alice a Christmas present yet.
Oh damn - I had a cunning plan. I was feeling so sad for poor Heather, and offer her a ticket to give her some sort of solace for having to live in Auckland, and relying on that extreme act of charity, throw myself on the mercy of the wonderful folks at NZMusic to give me a double pass. Now I don't know what to do.
Hmm - I'm a man without a plan, I need to see Fur Patrol, what can I do?
oooo, you're about 20 minutes too late...have already promised the tickets to a friend in Welli who's all excited now, and thinks I'm the most wonderful girly in the whole world. Otherwise I definitely would've given you mine for that flagrant display of sucking-up.
//cleverly illustrate the oxymoron that is the global village
The oxymoron was cleverer than even I anticipated. My best friend Christian can't go because he's flying to Christchurch the previous day. It works on so many levels...
myshkin
want my other ticket???
my GF don't like goin to gigs, which is cool, gives me a different "group" to be with, but i won't go into it
myshkin im offering it too u first if not u then someone else
i know a lot of people want one of these tickets
plain and simple
im poor, i would like to be able to go to as many gigs as posible, being a poor poor student, and currently jobless, goin to gigs is a hard thing for me to do :(, i absolutly want to go to this gig, its one ive been looking foward to since i heard about it...
i can't bribe you, cause im poor, if i had money i wouldn post here i'd let so one who needs it to get it (like me right now) all i can say is please help me experience wellingtons finest bands on friday
P.S. i also forgot to say, music and live gis are a huge part of my life right now, and ur phlanthropy, will help me acheive this goal of gettin to this awesome gig!!!
i'm so desperate for those tickets i'll write a very impromtu poem
twas a cold summers day
i was loggin onto NZ mu-sic
i looked at the screen and said HEY!
there is a prize
who can suprise
teina and dust
be it through tears or laughs
they proclaimed on the site
the only rule being don't make it half-arsed
i looked at the screen
and thoughts began to go past
i found an idea
it came to me at last
would it work
would a i get a pass
i thought i would
i knew i would
till i realised
making you laugh is more likely to work
see how much effort im putting in!!!
all for two tickets to the gig!!!
I think that little Jon Jr. should get a double pass. It's pretty obvious that he really, really, really, wants to go. I think he deserves it too ;) Just look at the *lovely* poem he wrote, and all the grovelling. I'm sure he would be very greatful if you gave him a double pass...he might even be quiet for a while!!!
Well. I can't think of a valid reason at all that I should get a pass... other than that I'm sure I'd really enjoy myself... and If I got a double pass, I might even be able to find a girl to go along with me...
How about you give me one if no other people ask for one? That'd be nice.
"Now Listen
Not a dime, I can't pay my rent
I can barely make it through the week
Saturday night I'd like to make my girl
But right now I can't make ends meet
I'm always workin' slavin' every day
Gotta get away from that same old same old
I need a chance just to get away
If you could hear me think this is what I'd say
Chorus:
Don't need nothin' but a good time
How can I resist
Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time
And it don't get better than this
They say I spend my money on women and wine
But I couldn't tell you where I spent last night
I'm really sorry about the shape I'm in
I just like my fun every now and then
I'm always workin' slavin' every day
Gotta get away from that same old same old
I need a chance just to get away
If you could hear me think this is what I'd say
Chorus
You see I raise a toast to all of us
Who are breakin' our backs every day
If wantin' the good life is such a crime
Lord, then put me away
Here's to ya"
(You gotta believe me - I am a much bigger fan of Furs than the band I just quoted!!)
I should get free tickets for openly quoting such an uncool non-nz band who had really girly hairdos, aiight?
.... also as prooof I definately/honestly/totally wanna get my grubby hands on them tickets .. here's a comment I wrote a while ago;
23:15 · 30 Oct 02 >>
Artists » Fur Patrol » Lydia »
Lydia just came on the stereo, & I think it's simply a CLASSIC really!! Thrash it as much as you like .. but I'll never get sick of this track.
p.s. and also I need to be at this gig 'cos I am actually definately/honestly/totally in love with Julia Deans - (her T-shirt told me to!)
k i dont want the tickets cos i am cursed with living in auckland, but if i didnt, i think i would deserve to go because when hypnotised recently (true story), i was asked to become my favourite performer, and apparently i announced to the audience that i was Julia Deans and proceeded to sing Andrew - scary i didnt even know i liked Fur Patrol that much!
id really like the double pass to Fur Patrol, i would give them to my brother for a early christmas present, to say thanks for being such a great brother, and also hes a big fan. ... well yea thats my reason. thanks.
please dear dust and teina can you give one ticket to jon jr and one to my shkin, on the clear understanding that they do a major suck up to Quad and Red Devil to get a copy of their demo to bring to Nelson to give to me at the cusp.........
As TLBT are now International Stars the likley hood that they will ever get over to my side of the ditch is slim, i really reall need a copy of thier demo and will try any means fair or foul to get one.......
I think that asking for other people wishes to be fufilled is a sweet and seemly selfless way of achiving my selfish needs :) :) :) ..........
besides, seeing i now will never win a teeshirt winning something on some one elses behalf goes a small way to heal the wound
I think you should give one to me because I have a FUR PATROL SITE!!!!!!!! It's lost me friends and family..that's how much I care. I was once promised free Fur gigs for life but I think Mr. A. Bain was a little TOO inebriated to remember that promise. You guys are one of the first links in my site's linky page for that...er..category...and and and I started their fan club back in 1999. ( http://groups.yahoo.com/group/furpatrol )
Ok I've just realised how much of a dork I am.........I've JUST REALISED HOW MUCH OF A DORK I AM...you should give me a double pass...i'm also poor.
// That leaves two double passes still to be won... I wasn't kidding about them bribes.
i'll water your plants, sweep your floor, dust (pun not intended) your desks, hassle the folk on the fifth floor and make a beautiful flower arrangement since it's summer. i can also supply you with a copy of the hutt news.
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Tell us why you deserve freebies to ...
Tell us why you deserve freebies to this Friday night's gig with Fur Patrol and Two Lane Black Top . Make us laugh, make us cry... bribes considered
hi, I probably don't deserve a ...
hi,
I probably don't deserve a freebie for this comment, but I am a poor student and have been working really hard, and I would really like to go.
merry christmas luvlies.
Awwww, piss on you and your smug "look ...
Awwww, piss on you and your smug "look what a long, long way away we are from Heather" city! Grrrr!
I think I should get free tickets because it would cleverly illustrate the oxymoron that is the global village - the immediacy of the internet in contrast to the physical distance that prevents me from enjoying my prize.
Also, because I am a walking example of our peculiar desire to receive even the most transient affirmation without the need for a tangible reward. Although so many people constantly fill their lives with material possessions, all they really want is to be loved. Bless!
...and finally, because I haven't gotten my (more proximate) best friends Christian and Alice a Christmas present yet.
do THEY live in Wellies???...
do THEY live in Wellies???
Yes....
Yes.
OK you've got one double ...
OK you've got one double pass.
Choyce!
Wow, cool! I feel so ...
Wow, cool! I feel so affirmed!
Oh damn - I had a cunning plan. I was ...
Oh damn - I had a cunning plan. I was feeling so sad for poor Heather, and offer her a ticket to give her some sort of solace for having to live in Auckland, and relying on that extreme act of charity, throw myself on the mercy of the wonderful folks at NZMusic to give me a double pass. Now I don't know what to do.
Hmm - I'm a man without a plan, I need to see Fur Patrol, what can I do?
oooo, you're about 20 minutes too ...
oooo, you're about 20 minutes too late...have already promised the tickets to a friend in Welli who's all excited now, and thinks I'm the most wonderful girly in the whole world. Otherwise I definitely would've given you mine for that flagrant display of sucking-up.
//cleverly illustrate the oxymoron that is the global village
The oxymoron was cleverer than even I anticipated. My best friend Christian can't go because he's flying to Christchurch the previous day. It works on so many levels...
PS So how does my friend claim the prize anyway?
we'll email you tomorrow....
we'll email you tomorrow.
sweeeet. <dancing vicariously ...
sweeeet.
myshkin want my other ticket??? my ...
myshkin
want my other ticket???
my GF don't like goin to gigs, which is cool, gives me a different "group" to be with, but i won't go into it
myshkin im offering it too u first if not u then someone else
i know a lot of people want one of these tickets
if u want it then say something!!!
plain and simple im poor, i would like ...
plain and simple
im poor, i would like to be able to go to as many gigs as posible, being a poor poor student, and currently jobless, goin to gigs is a hard thing for me to do :(, i absolutly want to go to this gig, its one ive been looking foward to since i heard about it...
i can't bribe you, cause im poor, if i had money i wouldn post here i'd let so one who needs it to get it (like me right now) all i can say is please help me experience wellingtons finest bands on friday
P.S. i also forgot to say, music and ...
P.S. i also forgot to say, music and live gis are a huge part of my life right now, and ur phlanthropy, will help me acheive this goal of gettin to this awesome gig!!!
ohhhh yeah i'd also have the best time ...
ohhhh yeah i'd also have the best time ever!!! cause two of my FAVOURITE bands are playing, fur patrol and TLBT!!!
im goin to stop now, i think ive really begged as much as is likely to impress you with my desire to go to this gig
i'm so desperate for those tickets ...
i'm so desperate for those tickets i'll write a very impromtu poem
twas a cold summers day
i was loggin onto NZ mu-sic
i looked at the screen and said HEY!
there is a prize
who can suprise
teina and dust
be it through tears or laughs
they proclaimed on the site
the only rule being don't make it half-arsed
i looked at the screen
and thoughts began to go past
i found an idea
it came to me at last
would it work
would a i get a pass
i thought i would
i knew i would
till i realised
making you laugh is more likely to work
see how much effort im putting in!!!
all for two tickets to the gig!!!
I think that little Jon Jr. should get ...
I think that little Jon Jr. should get a double pass. It's pretty obvious that he really, really, really, wants to go. I think he deserves it too ;) Just look at the *lovely* poem he wrote, and all the grovelling. I'm sure he would be very greatful if you gave him a double pass...he might even be quiet for a while!!!
i think these words speak for themselves...
i think these words speak for themselves
awh impromtu poetry's always a good ...
awh impromtu poetry's always a good way to this gals heart (gag) But seriously Jon Jr, A for effort, you've earned yourself a double pass.
how do i collect them, or do i get on ...
how do i collect them, or do i get on the list????
can u email me the details
thanks alot!!!
i really appreciate it!!!
i'd just like to say cough cough ...
i'd just like to say cough cough *stefan* i don't write poetry for gina, someone else ;)
// i'd just like to say cough cough ...
// i'd just like to say cough cough *stefan* i don't write poetry for gina, someone else ;)
Say what?
nothing...
nothing
Well. I can't think of a valid reason ...
Well. I can't think of a valid reason at all that I should get a pass... other than that I'm sure I'd really enjoy myself... and If I got a double pass, I might even be able to find a girl to go along with me...
How about you give me one if no other people ask for one? That'd be nice.
Curse my lack of creative writing skills.
hmmm... to score chicks... I'm ...
hmmm... to score chicks... I'm warming to that one. Whaddya reckon Tei?
To score chicks is an honourable thing ...
To score chicks is an honourable thing to do...
c'mon...
absolutely!...
absolutely!
scoring chicks wins!!!!!!!! i've ...
scoring chicks wins!!!!!!!!
i've pulled all my connections to make this one go thru... pulling chicks is really what life is all about for us smelly boys.
niceguyeddie you go girl. pull for us all.... make me proud..
thats it no more passes. sorry all ..... next time... i promise....
Woo Hoo!!! I will try to get laid in ...
Woo Hoo!!!
I will try to get laid in honour of all of NZMusic.com...
I think Bret Michaels said it best ...
I think Bret Michaels said it best ...
"Now Listen
Not a dime, I can't pay my rent
I can barely make it through the week
Saturday night I'd like to make my girl
But right now I can't make ends meet
I'm always workin' slavin' every day
Gotta get away from that same old same old
I need a chance just to get away
If you could hear me think this is what I'd say
Chorus:
Don't need nothin' but a good time
How can I resist
Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time
And it don't get better than this
They say I spend my money on women and wine
But I couldn't tell you where I spent last night
I'm really sorry about the shape I'm in
I just like my fun every now and then
I'm always workin' slavin' every day
Gotta get away from that same old same old
I need a chance just to get away
If you could hear me think this is what I'd say
Chorus
You see I raise a toast to all of us
Who are breakin' our backs every day
If wantin' the good life is such a crime
Lord, then put me away
Here's to ya"
(You gotta believe me - I am a much bigger fan of Furs than the band I just quoted!!)
I should get free tickets for openly quoting such an uncool non-nz band who had really girly hairdos, aiight?
.... also as prooof I ...
.... also as prooof I definately/honestly/totally wanna get my grubby hands on them tickets .. here's a comment I wrote a while ago;
23:15 · 30 Oct 02 >>
Artists » Fur Patrol » Lydia »
Lydia just came on the stereo, & I think it's simply a CLASSIC really!! Thrash it as much as you like .. but I'll never get sick of this track.
p.s. and also I need to be at this gig 'cos I am actually definately/honestly/totally in love with Julia Deans - (her T-shirt told me to!)
k i dont want the tickets cos i am ...
k i dont want the tickets cos i am cursed with living in auckland, but if i didnt, i think i would deserve to go because when hypnotised recently (true story), i was asked to become my favourite performer, and apparently i announced to the audience that i was Julia Deans and proceeded to sing Andrew - scary i didnt even know i liked Fur Patrol that much!
I would like to win tickets so I can ...
I would like to win tickets so I can give them to Jon jr, cause he really really really wants to go.
I would go but I live in Chch :-(
id really like the double pass to Fur ...
id really like the double pass to Fur Patrol, i would give them to my brother for a early christmas present, to say thanks for being such a great brother, and also hes a big fan. ... well yea thats my reason. thanks.
please dear dust and teina can you give ...
please dear dust and teina can you give one ticket to jon jr and one to my shkin, on the clear understanding that they do a major suck up to Quad and Red Devil to get a copy of their demo to bring to Nelson to give to me at the cusp.........
As TLBT are now International Stars the likley hood that they will ever get over to my side of the ditch is slim, i really reall need a copy of thier demo and will try any means fair or foul to get one.......
I think that asking for other people wishes to be fufilled is a sweet and seemly selfless way of achiving my selfish needs :) :) :) ..........
besides, seeing i now will never win a teeshirt winning something on some one elses behalf goes a small way to heal the wound
yeah, give me one, so I can see if Mr ...
yeah, give me one, so I can see if Mr Benge (senior) is still doing the Kurt Cobain look.
and so I can make the normal fool of myself in support of the tight pant crew (2lane)
oi looking like kurt is good! not that ...
oi looking like kurt is good! not that i do or anything....
oi looking like kurt is good! not that ...
oi looking like kurt is good! not that i do or anything....
oi looking like kurt is good! not that ...
oi looking like kurt is good! not that i do or anything....
oi looking like kurt is good! not that ...
oi looking like kurt is good! not that i do or anything....
oi looking like kurt is good!!!! not ...
oi looking like kurt is good!!!! not that i do or anything....
damn my shit net posted that many times...
damn my shit net posted that many times
I think you should give one to me ...
I think you should give one to me because I have a FUR PATROL SITE!!!!!!!! It's lost me friends and family..that's how much I care. I was once promised free Fur gigs for life but I think Mr. A. Bain was a little TOO inebriated to remember that promise. You guys are one of the first links in my site's linky page for that...er..category...and and and I started their fan club back in 1999. ( http://groups.yahoo.com/group/furpatrol )
Ok I've just realised how much of a dork I am.........I've JUST REALISED HOW MUCH OF A DORK I AM...you should give me a double pass...i'm also poor.
[ http://www.intothepavement.org/furpatrol ]
ur site rocks!!! u deserve a ticket ...
ur site rocks!!!
u deserve a ticket for the work on that site!!!
Why thanks you very much ;)...
Why thanks you very much ;)
[ http://www.intothepavement.org/furpatrol ]
Such dedication Lucy_Fur! How could we ...
Such dedication Lucy_Fur! How could we not give you one of these passes!It's all yours.
That leaves two double passes still to be won... I wasn't kidding about them bribes.
Whoo hoo!! Thaaank yoooou!...
Whoo hoo!! Thaaank yoooou!
[ http://www.intothepavement.org/furpatrol ]
// That leaves two double passes still ...
// That leaves two double passes still to be won... I wasn't kidding about them bribes.
i'll water your plants, sweep your floor, dust (pun not intended) your desks, hassle the folk on the fifth floor and make a beautiful flower arrangement since it's summer. i can also supply you with a copy of the hutt news.
//a copy of the hutt ...
//a copy of the hutt news
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Oh..how will I know..where to go? Who ...
Oh..how will I know..where to go? Who to ask? I dont even remember which email address I have with this site.....