Has any one got any good ones that work on Auckland girls?
While I'm at it, has any of these work on you?

These are a few that have been used on me...none of them have worked except with the last one I ended up meeting a great mate of my mine.

"You know what would look good on you? Me!"
"That top looks really good on you...but it would look better on my bedroom floor."
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?"
"Are you free tonight or will it cost me?"
"Just where do those legs of yours end?''
''Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?"

A friend got this one - "You smell clean". She replied "I wash".

Years and years ago, a friend of mine was in third form when he approached a seventh-former at a party and said
"Hi, my name's Dave but you can call me Stallion."
The girl laughed in his face and walked off, but then she came back. Go figure.

"Want to come back to my place for coffee and sex? ..... I don't have any coffee" - Believe me, some people actually use this ...

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Try this go to the casino and smile lots. 1 in a hundred people is smiling at the casino.

Well my big night out last night was successful. It seems Auckland girls have a sense of humor after all. Cheers to DJ will whos line got me a nice snog and a free drink... And cheers to Sophie, "She just so sweet so kind" cause her line actually found an Auckland girl with some brains who enjoyed talking about other things than herself....
In the end after a few bars, a very nice Taranaki girl says "Grab your coat, You've pulled" No earth movement, but nice to cuddle next to someone for the night and fool around...

Cheers everyone!!!!!

If someone asks you if you've got the time, turn around and ask if they've got the energy!! I've met a really good friend through that! You always get a laugh!

Some of these lines are soo funny haha!
i spec. like 'if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put u and i together!"
oh dear. Anyhow these are the worst i've heard of:
'was your father a theif? (response why?) because he must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes'
and 'did you just fall over a tree?(no) oh, wanna root?" there are a dozen others but the'yve left me for the moment,

i hate pick up lines!!!!!!!! grrrr

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your BED ROCK!"

Someone said to me once, in a serious attempt to impress me, "My carpet, it go from wall to wall, and I got me a closet full of clothes.""

I laughed so hard I nearly fell over.

I was at a lovely rock show last night, a friend's album release party, and someone used this line on me:

"I knew these two people who met and didn't fall in love and the next day they both died horrible horrible deaths. Makes you think, doesn't it?"

God I must be a magnet for awful pickup lines. I do have this habit of laughing at people when they say ridiculous things like that, though. This particular guy was pretty embarrased when I dropped a part of my friend's drums on him in fits of convulsive laughter.