for just $1.20 a day...

...you can sponsor Prozaco.

seriously though, i need a job or to find something to study. can anyone recommend some cool courses? or get me a job that pays around $100,000 a week? hahahaa

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try the gore songwiting acadamy

yee haa!!!

been there, done that

*gag*

Oh yeah, I nearly fell asleep at that

how bout catching whitebait, nah fuck it become a commercial fisherman. i think you have what it takes.

I've been thinking about getting myself a protege, like my own personal mini-me but not so small.

So if you'd like to write novels, cook gourmet meals and knit hats that look like strawberries all day, there's an option for you.

Strawberry-like hats....hmm....

Cute as hell, I swear. All of my friends wear them. I could almost make a living selling them, especially if I had a protege to assist with the actual production.

Strawberry hats are just step one in velocity's plan for world domination.

being a roadie?

i mean a job that PAYS :P

I wouldn't mind being a roadie myself

yeah it would be a fun experience

Fun Trix?

Sell some organs or limbs or maybe just plasma and an eyeball...

Seriously though, Prozaco - what kind of things do you find cool? Some people (not many, true) think studying accountancy is cool, I have friends who reckon doing advanced Uni Maths papers is cool, I think Eng Lit and philosophy is cool...

Become a proffesional lottery winner.

Maybe you should prostitute yourself? That sounds like a go-er

ive been thinking about answering one of those "$$$$! ladies wanted! fun easy escort job!" ads. or maybe i could sit in the tank in that mermaid bar.....

sell crack to primary school kids....theres a market for it :)

mmm.....i'll bet

Nick on to people's farms at night, steal their horse poo, and sell it to gardeners. It's great - the owners have their paddocks cleaned, the gardeners get good fertiliser, and you get dosh.
Cherr cherr

yeah, but you might get shot at ...

Maybe you could do an online auction on NZM members, you could auction us off and get a cut!