Why did the man cross the road?
- Cause he heard the chicken was a Slut....
(Disclaimer- I'm not a man hater, I just hate slutty chickens! Especially when they wear white pants...)
the boy was shocked when passing his big sisters room, through the gap in her door, he see's her rubbing between her legs and murmuring, "i want a man, i want a man"
the next night he was even more surprised to walk past her room and see her in bed with a man!
immediately he runs to his room, start's petting between his legs while mumbling "i want a bike, i want a bike"
Oh great the drummer jokes
Here's a singer joke
Q: What do a singer & a drank person at the door
A: They can't find the key & if they do, they don't know how to come in
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Q. Why did the little girl fall off the ...
Q. Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
A. because she had no arms.
I promise never to post another joke ever.
Oh, come on....
Oh, come on.
Q. what's white and heavy and sits in ...
Q. what's white and heavy and sits in a field?
A. A fridge.
Q. What's big and red and sits in the ...
Q. What's big and red and sits in the corner?
A. A naughty fire engine.
Now, let's concentrate on the comedic ...
Now, let's concentrate on the comedic genius of MY joke?
If you made it up yourself SoldierBoy, ...
If you made it up yourself SoldierBoy, it shows...(:
Q. Whats yellow and sits on the ...
Q. Whats yellow and sits on the beach?
A. A bulldozer on vacation!!
(I made it up ALL by myself - I am so proud)
Q: whats green and red and white all ...
Q: whats green and red and white all over?
A: a frog at a metal gig.
(hes being ripped apart...funny...LAUGH DAMN U ALL)
I hate you guys. Oh, what the ...
I hate you guys. Oh, what the heck:
Q: What's green and has wheels?
A: Grass - I was just kidding about the wheels!
Q: what did one sausage say to the ...
Q: what did one sausage say to the other sausage
A: Nothing sausages can't talk!
Q: What do you hear before a redneck ...
Q: What do you hear before a redneck dies?
A: Hey y'all, watch this!
(PS, love that grass one SoldierBoy)
Q:what do you call a deer with no ...
Q:what do you call a deer with no eyes
A: No idea
Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs
A: still no idea!
Q: What do you call a girl with one ...
Q: What do you call a girl with one leg?
A: Ileene
Q: What do you call a girl with no legs?
A: Noleene
Q: What do you call a guy who sits on ...
Q: What do you call a guy who sits on the doorstep all day?
A: Matt
Q: what do you call a guy with no arms ...
Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the middle of a lake?
A: Bob.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms ...
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?
A: Phil
Q: whats brown and sticky? A: a ...
Q: whats brown and sticky?
A: a stick.
Q: whats red and rotates?
A: a baby in a microwave...
ok, here's a lame one...courtesy of my ...
ok, here's a lame one...courtesy of my music teacher.....
A horse walked into a bar and the barman said 'why the long face?'
Q: What did the farmer say when he lost ...
Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A: "Wheres my tractor?"
Im so destined for a career in comedy.
Q: What's brown and knocks on your ...
Q: What's brown and knocks on your window..
A: A poo on stilts.
buda boom pish
Why did the man cross the road? - ...
Why did the man cross the road?
- Cause he heard the chicken was a Slut....
(Disclaimer- I'm not a man hater, I just hate slutty chickens! Especially when they wear white pants...)
Q: where do bees go to the toilet A: ...
Q: where do bees go to the toilet
A: at the BP station.
(my dads favourite joke of all-time...he used to tell it to any visiting people when i was a kid)
ha ha thats lame man...
ha ha thats lame man
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**ahem** - oldest and lamest joke ...
**ahem** - oldest and lamest joke ever
no offence blink
Q: whats green and climbs ...
Q: whats green and climbs mountains?
A: sir edmund celery
(that one is straight out of the tv guide)
Q. What's pink and slowly gets smaller ...
Q. What's pink and slowly gets smaller and smaller?
A. A baby with a potato peeler.
Q: Where do you way a pie? A: ...
Q: Where do you way a pie?
A: Somewhere over the rainbow (weigh a pie)
Ha.....ha......ha........
Ha.....ha......ha.....
Opps... I fucked it up a bit. should be ...
Opps... I fucked it up a bit. should be Where do you WEIGH a pie...
respect...
respect
Q. What Do Fish Say When They Hit A ...
Q. What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall?
A. Dam!
Q. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.
heheh
q. what is red and invisible? a. no ...
q. what is red and invisible?
a. no tomatoes
Q: Why do ducks walk softly? A: ...
Q: Why do ducks walk softly?
A: Because they can't walk, hardly.
That was my favourite joke in third ...
That was my favourite joke in third form - courtesy of Petra early Ice TV days........
the boy was shocked when passing his ...
the boy was shocked when passing his big sisters room, through the gap in her door, he see's her rubbing between her legs and murmuring, "i want a man, i want a man"
the next night he was even more surprised to walk past her room and see her in bed with a man!
immediately he runs to his room, start's petting between his legs while mumbling "i want a bike, i want a bike"
q: what do you call the useless piece ...
q: what do you call the useless piece of skin at the end of the penis?
a: a man.
q: what do you call a dog with steel ...
q: what do you call a dog with steel balls and no hind legs?
a: sparky.
Oi, there! This is a family-friendly ...
Oi, there! This is a family-friendly joke forum!
sorry, is this the ...
sorry, is this the restaurant?
where's the bar?
Yeah, um - it's the, uh, SODA bar ...
Yeah, um - it's the, uh, SODA bar :).
Another lame joke? Sure, I guess.
more... q: what's black and white and ...
more...
q: what's black and white and eats like a horse?
a: a zebra.
q: what's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your pant's?
a: your grandma.
what's the difference between a pothole and a politician?
you would swerve to avoid a pothole.
why is a joke like sex?
neither is any good if you don't get it. (yeh yeh old as...)
q: why is pubic hair curly?
a: so it doesn't poke your eye's out.
Q: whats the definition of an ...
Q: whats the definition of an australian virgin?
A: a girl who can run faster than her brothers.
hehe, nice!!...
hehe, nice!!
Q. Why do birds fly upside down over ...
Q. Why do birds fly upside down over Australia?
A. It's not worth shitting on.
Q: how do u get a one legged man to ...
Q: how do u get a one legged man to fall out of a tree?
A: wave at him!!!
YEAH!!!!
Q: what do u call a prostitute with her ...
Q: what do u call a prostitute with her hand up her own skirt??
A: self employed (like blink!!!)
Yeah...DETROIT BABY!!!!
Q: how do you know when a drummer is ...
Q: how do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door
a: the knocking speeds up
hahahahaha....thats not funny u ...
hahahahaha....thats not funny u munta!!!!!
ive got a better drummer joke...
Q: what has three legs and an arse hole on top?
A: a drum stool
Q: how do u get a drummers car into his garage?
A: take the pizza hut sign off the top.
Oh great the drummer jokes Here's a ...
Oh great the drummer jokes
Here's a singer joke
Q: What do a singer & a drank person at the door
A: They can't find the key & if they do, they don't know how to come in
Q: whats red and smells like blue ...
Q: whats red and smells like blue paint
A: red paint