I don't know who wrote this but it's hilarious! It's a parody of pop singer Avril Lavigne's hit "Complicated".

"Constipated"
Uh-huh,
Life's like this
Uh-huh, uh-huh
That's the way it is
'Cause life's like this
Uh-huh, uh-huh
That's the way it is

Come out
My ass is getting sore
I was able, to pass the waste before
And if you could only hold it in
You won't begin

This is becoming really hard
Any longer, my colon will be scarred
And you're showing it to me
One on one
Its your dung

Show some other dude
This is getting crude
Its stuck in your crack
Just take some exlax
It nevered happed to me
Too bad you can't make
Feces

Tell me..

Whyd you have to hold it and become so constipated
I see the way you're
Walking like theres something in your pants cause of the antacid
Life's like this, you
you dupe and you poop
And you dump from your rump
If youre able to make it go through
Honestly I gotta pee I'm never gonna flush and shake it

No..no..no...

My crap's starting to amount
Hope I can get TP at a discount
Where you are and
Where you shat, you see
You're feces just won't
Come out
When you try to shove
Bust out those rubber gloves
You know
That it just hung
From your ass..was the dung

Show some other dude
This is getting crude
Its stuck in your crack
Just take some exlax
It nevered happed to me
Too bad you can't make
Feces

Tell me..

Whyd you have to hold it and become so constipated
I see the way you're
Walking like theres something in your pants cause of the antacid
Life's like this, you
you dupe and you poop
And you dump from your rump
If youre able to make it go through
Honestly I gotta pee I'm never gonna flush and shake it

No..no..no...

Come out
My ass is getting sore
I was able, to pass the waste before
And if you could only hold it in
You won't begin

Show some other dude
This is getting crude
Its stuck in your crack
Just take some exlax
It nevered happed to me
Too bad you can't make
Feces

Whyd you have to hold it and become so constipated
I see the way you're
Walking like theres something in your pants cause of the antacid
Life's like this, you
you dupe and you poop
And you dump from your rump
If youre able to make it go through
Honestly I gotta pee I'm never gonna flush and shake it

No..no..no...

Whyd you have to hold it and become so constipated
I see the way you're
Walking like theres something in your pants cause of the antacid
Life's like this, you
you dupe and you poop
And you dump from your rump
If youre able to make it go through
Honestly I gotta pee I'm never gonna flush and shake it