I think Aucklanders are a bunch of poo poo heads

Well I just got off the phone from my boss and auckland and I want people to know he is a prime example of poo poo head. Auckland has so many species of poo poo head, such as the westies then the yuppies then the goths then the home boys then the homo boys then the other guys, who else think aucklanders are poo poo heads, but if you are an ordinary decent Aucklander don't worry you guys aren't as bad as those guys from Eketahuna, wow now those guys are wierd, and they smell, like wees.

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could u explain the term ' poo poo head'?

Isn't that from a cartoon or something??
I'm thinking either Rug Rats or Ike off South Park

Yeah, as a Howickian, I feel much the same about Aucklanders.

Ahhh okay???......I know theres heaps of stupid Jafas in Auckland, but that doesn't mean all of us are. What do you have against gay people and goths anyway? Just because they have different views and beliefs to you doen't mean their: "poo poo heads." Besides theres goths and yuppies and home boys every where you go, not just Auckland.

I probablly shouldn't have replied to this, cos the dude's just stirring but still....grrrrr

go to wainuiomata in wellie & u'll see a town composed mainly of datsuns & other "bogan" cars. theres nothing wrong with most aucklanders, theres nothing wrong with aucklanders they're pretty cool in general, just like most christchurchers & pretty much all wellingtonians ;)
theres nothing wrong with bogans theres nothing wrong with gay people and theres nothing wrong with aucklanders.
u don't seem to mention that theres sumthing wrong with black people, im suprised by that, mabey u think that thats racist??? well everything else u've said is simple bigotry plain & simple.

but no one from wellington likes people from wainuiomata, or wainui, by tha way, whats the difference. oh yeah and "poo poo heads" what the fuck???

Yeah i am just stirring

Jafas? What the hell are they?

The worst thing about Auckland is that international acts go to Auckland more than they come to Wellington.

And, dude - gay people and goths and yuppies are everywhere - and they can be your friends, if you'd just be nice to them.

yeah i know i was just having a whinge, but that inernational acts thing i hate that i live in welly and we get no one

international acts...schminterntaional acts, welly got a live scene that kicks the ass of akl. If you sad about missing a int. gig in akl just go see some welly bands of the same ilk. You missing Gomez, just go watch Dana Eclair, Phoenix Foundation, Bleakhouse, Verona and heaps more playing at a pub near you.
Whatever akl can put on, we can do better. It's obviously annoying how promoters seem to disregard wellington, but fuck it. Support the local scene. I mean Crumb went off bigger then a stadium gig last night. And shit...Paselode playing Bodega Tonight. Then you got "the bloody Souls" playing valve on saturday...............shit...international, schminternational.

JAFA: just another f*ching aucklander.

I agree about the international acts thing....they never come to Christchurch either!

oops that is supposed to say "f*cKing" hee hee

What is the hang up with Auckland?

ive never heard anyone from Auckland mock the people in Chrischurch or Wellington etc. This all seems to be a bit one sided

Yeah but do mock Invers thou

I live in Auckland and I often mock Gore (never been there) and occasionally Westport (been there) and on are occasions Dargaville (my mother has banned me from going there).

But I love Wellington, everytime I go there is always excellent. It's been a while since I've been to Christchurch, but I like it there too, and Dunedin will always have a special place in my heart.

But yeah, I've heard abuse hurled at Auckland from non-Aucklanders, but I've never heard an Aucklander go off on a bitter rant about how [non-Auckland city] is full of bloody politicians/farmers/lesbian academics/students/etc.

But then, New Zealanders often like to mock Australians for similar reasons to those that non-Aucklanders mock Auckland for, while Australians are too busy with their own shit to care all that much.

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Ha!:) This iz wild... I just finished reading the posts on the "What Is It About Wellington?" topic where alotta Welly folks have banded together & tossed around theories on what makes the windy city the best place on earth! Not a single voice of dissent in there - I think that's awesome! Then I find this one where everyone's on the defensive about Aucks!:) I accept that Ryan82 threw this little gem in the mix 4fun (on ya bro:) but it brings to light the whole Akld vs NZ thing.

I'm from Gizzy on the E.C - but live & work in Chch. I really love this place - its personality & the music that comes out of here. Bic Runga & her sister Boh (steller*), Anika Moa, the Feelers, Zed, Scribe, Sheelahroc, Dark Tower, Salmonella Dub & dozens of other up&coming bands that have yet to be unleashed on an unsuspecting NZ. I've even gotten used to the rugby fanaticism that exists in Canterbury (It's taken me 7yrs - I've never experienced anything like it anywhere else - its almost scary:).

I don't hear people putting down Aucklanders or Auckland City around here - they're too busy dissing Otago! Hahahaha! Ok sorry - but Aucks is just too far away to remain in the local consciousness for long I guess. I lived in Welly for 8yrs & didn't hear alot of Akld bashing there either - maybe I'm just hanging out in the wrong bars or something:)

Preconceptions suck & can be downright dangerous. You can't judge a whole section of society by what YOU think of their religon, color, race, car, job, suburb etc, etc, etc. How many innocent middle eastern immagrants were persecuted worldwide after Sep 11th? Are ALL cops decent & honest? Are ALL gang members cruel & evil? We all know this sh*t already - it's common sense right? Don't generalise & don't make assumptions based on bullsh*t. Prejudice in any form is not a good thing - so you kids leave poor Akld alone ok?:)

F*ck I talk talk alotta sh*t! (but please don't let that color your judgement of Cantab's in general!:)

PS: When I said "We ALL know this sh*t already..." I was generalising ok... ;)

Why are we even arguing with a guy who describes Aucklanders as "poo poo heads". I'm sorry, but it just seems so silly. He didn't even explain himself properly, except that they are "poo poo heads."

i only wrote this topic for a lauch the only person i hate in auckland is my boss, and that poo poo head thingy, ummm i dunno, it just came out

good point there :)what a stupid insult!!! thats what i used as an insult when i was 10

and hey man! I take offence to the Westie comment!
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This is all shit...

As other people have mentioned. There are bogans, metlars, ruggers, g- funks & everything. But why catagorise...thats just shit. People shouldnt be pin pointed by what they like or wear. Each to their own. And fukk, take a look around, different people are everywhere. Thats what makes NZ beautiful. And just for the record, although I am a Wellingtonian, I have nothing against aucklanders, never have. So me thinks basically your comments are a little generalised.

i think theres always been the misconception that aucklanders make fun of people from small towns. the truth is, aucklanders (and im generalising here) are busy enough with their own lives and don't actually spare two thoughts for invercargill or timaru etc! maybe gore though, but only because havoc made a point of making fun of gore and now its nationally accepted. :P

its people in smaller cities that think aucklanders hate them. i don't know why. i used to not even realize that being from auckland was a crime until i went to invercargill!

can't everyone just get along? who gives a shit where youre from? theres good and bad things about everywhere! auckland is great because all the concerts are up here and theres loads of things to do. invercargill is great because i can visit all my friends in one night just by walking around a few streets!

anyway, Ryan82 is just being silly.
what a poo poo head.

LOL at calling me a poo poo head

hehe, youre such a nerd.

you shouldve called this topic "bosses are a bunch of poo poo heads". im sure you wouldve got whole-hearted agreement there!

I couldn't really give a shit where people come from, if they've got a good personally, thats the main thing.
There are assholes everywhere

I'm gonna give Auckland one more go - for Gomez...
Road trips are always fun.

hey im a westie frm auckland and im prowd 2 b 1!!! so why do people dis aucklanders so much? we cant b that bad!!!
and i dont hear any1 dissing people frm wellington or Christchurch or any where else in nz??????????????

it's coz aucklanders are soooo easy to wind up.....mua ua ua ua...its so easy

(altho, let me point out - i personally do not indulge in pissing aucklanders off, they generally have brains, well 92.3% of them do)

I am gonna step in and defend the 'west side' - where you'll find they most laid back, funniest bastards in the country!!! Its probably in part caused by copious amounts of piss and other substances, but we know how to party!

So how's the new mum? Give us the goss?

ooh yeah hows baby?

yeah!! I agree with u DVSgal WESTSIDE!!!!

with our Westie powers combined....we are holden driving, lion red drinking gal!!!!!

I am good, Baby is good - he's a big fatty! (I guess I am too at the mo.. hee hee) ummmm.... the pain of giving birth is probably as much pain as you can handle without dying. It is WORSE than anyone has ever told you - be warned, take the drugs - all this going natural only SOUNDS good in theory.
ANYWAY - I'm sure he'll make a great westie - just like his Mum!
- and you gotta remember that west isn't all boguns, we also own the best surf beaches in Auckland!

SHOT SUZIE_Q (HE HE )

weeeeee im a poo poo head!

every time i visit auckland it get's better.
and i try to get there at least twice a year. that's short for i love the place. pretty, dirty & grotty, big. spread out on a big plate that is the mounts and a tree hill.
poo poo heads are EVERYWHERE. assholes are to be found in any place, in any disguise, anywhere. our job is to weed them out, no matter what. if not then be content with them... you shouldn't tho'. it doesn't take an asshole to know an asshole.