life's little ironies

they might be amusing, they might drive you batty, they may just piss you off... isn't ironic,
please add your own

Forums: The Bar,

why is it that you only need to go out to the wood shed on cold, grotty days?

Because that's when you want to light the fire! On cold gotty days. ;-)

when I'm driving I hate it when pedestrians have to cross.
when I'm walking I hate it when cars get impatient.

when I'm driving I hate cyclists hogging the road.
when I'm riding my bike on the road I say "fuck the cars, I have a right to be here to."

Why are traffic lights green only when I have plenty of time?

Why is it when I leave my puter and go to some work do people come into chat and leave again before I get back?
Why when I'm just about to leave do people start coming in?
Why do some people come into a chat room and not talk?
Why is it people think I'm funny when I'm trying not to be and conversely why do they never get my best jokes

and why oh why when I start a topic does somebody else start a better one within minutes

link to the chat room..... /join #NZMusic in the dialogue once you get into the shoutcast room and the irony of it is if you come I probably will be away from the puter

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Let me start with T.V. ...
Why is it that when you have to 'go' in the ads, it's always a short ad and you miss THE good part?
And when something good IS on tv, guaranteed there is something good on every other channel.
And of course, you can't watch a good programme without the phone ringing, someone knocking on the door, etc, ... aaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

doesn't a profession scare the shit out of you???
or i might just scare easily...

actually it's probably nothing close.
i am weak. and i eat loads of weetbix too... what's wrong with me? i love toast too.