NZM t-shirts

...whos got one? i know jimi has one and nato has one, who else?
why do they have one and i dont? i want one too damnit!
the only reason i signed up for this site in the first place was because i wanted to win a free t-shirt. hahaha, but still, i'm glad i ended up here, t-shirt or no.

i'm not hinting for a shirt by the way, im just curious to see whos got one :)

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yeah i wouldn't mind one either actually

I really want one. *hint hint*

I have one, mwah ha ha.

well aren't u lucky aye...

I like to think so.

can i have it?

sure, when I die but hmm yeah I think I might want to be buried in it.

nzm is evil.
i am now humouring thoughts of murder and... uh... grave robbery :)

...

kewl Aka, thanks for that

can't wait :D

kinky kinky...
would it be worth making a few of these then & setting up a merch page?? id buy one!

ok just looked at that link thanx Aka. please ignore above comment =P

lets imagine there is some poor NZmer crew type person, trying to think of slogans to put on the tee shirts, and they have a creative block, if you could design a NZM tee shirt, what would it have on it?

"NZ? Mmm..." www.nzmusic.com - the home of tasty music.
"NZMmmm..." www.nzmusic.com - Enjoying the good sounds.
What do kiwi's sound like? - www.nzmusic.com
Hear the best NEW music at: www.nzmusic.com

_______ ______
/ /______/ /
/ /
/ /| FUCK OFF AKA |/ /
/___ / | | /____/
| |
| |
|_________NZM_ _|

FRONT
______ ______
/ /______/ /
/ /
/ /| NANA LIVES |/ /
/___ / | | /_____/
| |
| |
|________.COM_ |

REAR

well that didnt work

______ ______
/ /______/ /
/ /
/ /| FUCK OFF AKA |/ /
/___ / | | /____/
| |
| |
|_________NZM_ _|

i give up read between the lines

it would say:

"NZMUSIC.COM"
and have big slobber marks on it.

N..ew
Z..ealand
M..usic's
U..tterly
S..weet
I..nternet
C..onnection
.com

yeah I know very old fashioned concept....... I like to call it retro ;P

and on that retro note, how about this...

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that is stuning.....

its kewl, you put your name in it, it turns you into a cyborg :)

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Networked
Android
Trained for
Assassination and
Sabotage

o well it is my day off and i can waste my time any way i want

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every one should try that link of Prozaco's.......... it is very funny.......... although Aka turns into a very scary andriod
A.K.A.: Artificial Killing Android

oh well, at least you are not a Positronic Robotic Organism Zoned for Assassination and Ceaseless Observation!

love those shirt ideas Aka... might go print one :)

oh how bad ass is this?:
Synthetic
Technician
Engineered for
Fighting and
Accurate
Nullification

No idea what it means, but I come out as "M.Y.S.H.K.I.N.: Mechanical Ytterbium Soldier Hardwired for Killing and Intensive Nullification". Anyone know what Ytterbium might be??

Ah - I googled it - its an element - Metallic luster, quite malleable. Reacts slowly with water. Soluble in dilute acids and liquid ammonia. Low toxicity.

journeying individual manufactured for infiltration

mmm i sound so evil!

I agree, I think Aka's are very clever/funny. They go well with our little forum community. There should be a few that are non-forum related as random people on the street wouldn't understand them.
Prozaco, that link is cool. Megaccino was crappy, but my real name was funny. (kinda)

t-shirt ideas.
this one is Aka's idea that i think i might get printed...

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and some silly expressions...

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and some more silly expressions

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hehehe, i like the impressed/love one :)

we could have our own emoticons on our comments just by putting the html ....... no more <>... just a "look at my face"

Stefan its nearly as bad as

Functional
Intelligent
Replicant
Engineered for
Logical
Infiltration and
Logical
Yardwork

YARDWORK??? its against my religious beliefs

I think yardwork should be taught in schools and encouraged as a past time. It helps clear the mind, you can find zen among the leaves as you sweep them up and burn them with your bad thoughts. Or if you are of the compost belief let them rot with your bad thoughts.

And you can use power tools!!!

why dont nzm hold competitions for t shirts??

I won this time, lucky me. Check the main page.
Thanks guys!!

be afraid ... very afraid.... we DO know where you live and my cats have just developed a taste for dummer boys

damn you to hell jamie!!!
be afraid... i actually DO know where you live.... i'm giving your address to Aka's cats right this very minute!

Oh no, ahhhhhhhh

BE AFRAID!!

run to him my little kitties... RUN! get me that t-shirt!
muhahahahaaa!!!

ta miss zaco, cats are now primed to go ...

did you sharpen their fangs?

Well I haven't got it yet, but I'll sharped my drum sticks, so I'll be ready,
plus my cat can keep up a good fight!!

took mine about 5 weeks to arrive, dont get ya hopes up.....

Plus I live at the bottom of the South Island, so I bet it'll be twice as long!!