Q: What do you call someone who hangs around a bunch of musicians?
A: A drummer.
A man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremolo?"
On the first one (damn, I was gonna put that) with Me First & The Gimme Gimmes, for a bit the meida really did think the drummer was a groupie.... They joked about him being the 5th Gimme, 'cos he was always with then, when he really was the 5th member! Poor drummers, way less recognition than the rest of the band. Unless of course, they're really great @ drumming.
Q. how many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. 50. one to screw the lightbulb in, and the other 49 to stand there and talk about how they could do it better.
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Q. why do guitarist put drum sticks on ...
Q. why do guitarist put drum sticks on their dashboards?
A. so they can park in handycap spaces
to follow the theme: Q: What do you ...
to follow the theme:
Q: What do you call someone who hangs around a bunch of musicians?
A: A drummer.
A man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremolo?"
"You're a drummer, aren't you?"
"Yeah. How'd you know?"
"This is a travel agency."
On the first one (damn, I was gonna put ...
On the first one (damn, I was gonna put that) with Me First & The Gimme Gimmes, for a bit the meida really did think the drummer was a groupie.... They joked about him being the 5th Gimme, 'cos he was always with then, when he really was the 5th member! Poor drummers, way less recognition than the rest of the band. Unless of course, they're really great @ drumming.
Wow you've heard of "Me First & The ...
Wow you've heard of "Me First & The Gimme Gimmes", Chris Shiflett from Foo Fighters is in that band
Are you kidding!?!? They are one of my ...
Are you kidding!?!? They are one of my absolute fave bands, MFATGG rock :)
Q: how can you tell if the stage is ...
Q: how can you tell if the stage is level?
A: the drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.
Ooohh,oooohhh me next! How do you ...
Ooohh,oooohhh
me next!
How do you know a drummers at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
I hope no drummer I know reads this (and if they do it doesn't apply)
yay! another one! Why does the ...
yay!
another one!
Why does the drummer say check one-two?
To make sure the drummer knows how many sticks he's supposed to have in his hand!
gaphow!
Oh bugger.. Replace the first ...
Oh bugger..
Replace the first drummer with singer and you should have something substantially funnier.
Oh dear...
Since I'm drummer, I should diss ...
Since I'm drummer, I should diss myself & other drummers.
Here's one for the singers
Q. Whats the with a singer and drunken person at the door?
A. They can't find the key, and when they do, they don't know when to come in!!
Opps I'm always doing this on the ...
Opps I'm always doing this on the net!!
I meant to say,"Since I'm drummer, I SHOULDN'T diss myself & other drummers.
Q. how many lead guitarists does it ...
Q. how many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. 50. one to screw the lightbulb in, and the other 49 to stand there and talk about how they could do it better.
Q. how many lead singers does it take ...
Q. how many lead singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. one. he stands still with the bulb in his hand as the world revolves around him.
Here's a goody! How many bass ...
Here's a goody!
How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
one, five, one, five, one, five.
ok, we are all getting these from ...
ok, we are all getting these from google searches right? coz yeah I've read all those. : )