Weird Al: NZ Music Style

well here's your chance to be a buffoon and take the piss.
All you have to do is take one NZ song and change it's lyrics in some way that is funny.
(Please note funny encompasses lame to brilliant whatever they maybe)

Example: Supergration - The Datsuns becomes

Supermigration
rock 'n roll relocation

Forums: NZ Music,

Girlfriends stuck in Wellington
I masturbate

"My Minds Sedate" Pacifier

I thought for ages that he was actually saying:
"My mums an egg"
Sing it fast and with a real kiwi accent and there you have it "My mums an egg" not "My Minds Sedate".

http://www.twolaneblacktop.musicpage.com ]

Yeah, here are some more bungled My Mind Sedates:

Marmite City
My Mum's CD
Not My CD
How high d'she pee?

Yeh,

The first few times I heard it I thought he was singing, er, "numb nuts city".

http://www.secret-passage.com/ ]

Stefan ran this topic by us in the chat, I think he is planning a misheard lyrics one for later on so hold those thought... :)

no biggy. If someone wants to start that topic be my guest.

But Marian says,
She says,
1 in 5 must be kiwi soon,
Oh oh.
And Marian says,
She says,
it will be very good for you,
Oh oh

A parody of Venus by the Feelers - [body part that rhymes with venus] by Ludwig van SoldierBoy

Come my little [body part that rhymes with venus]
Can you feel, can you feel...

Oh, wait this is getting horribly dodgy...

a parody of a parody

i like it

Am I, surprised, to see you with clamydia.

Lydia - Fur Patrol

For Shihad's "My Minds Sedate"
Kinda sounds like to me "Nine Minus Eight"

I thought it said (and some fuckers told me I was right)
BUY MY CD, BUY MY CD

Comfort Me by Bill English

inside, i'm all twisted around feeling uptight and i can't come down
i need someone to tell me
i'll be safe again
and i needed some votes to tell me
that they really cared

our whole world's come undone
could you comfort me, comfort me
what have we become
just a 3rd party, 3rd party
the national party's come undone
could you vote for me, vote for me?