It's no secret that Rockquest bands often have er...well, unusual names. What are some of the crazier ones that you've come across (or been in!) past and present?
The happy jars -99
go fellas - 99
The Organic anti beat box band - 99 (nice rhcp reference)
Monkey Spunk - 99
Naked Manikin - 99
Big Big Gout Gout Government Gout - 99 (no shit...coolestname ever)
Penguin Rally -99
Serrated Edge - 99
Spanner in the works - 99
Palestinian side kissers - 99
Combustible duck - 99
Electronic masters of tapestry - 99
(shh)Pskonejott - 99
Cucumber Slumber - 99
So it's Boskey - 99
Team Town Ace - 99 (choice name)
Gaze to da daze - 99
D and J cold - 99
Fractured Protocol - 99
Power in the rice field - 99 (whhhaattt?)
Broad beans & Koos Koos - 99
Poindexters on patrol - 99
i Love rockquest names soooo much.
"Team town ace" is actually a fucking cool name though...i reckon.
i was in a band called "the experience" in 94, cause we were hendrix hippie losers, and our song had some equally hippie name like "clowns and kings under velvet skies", needless to say we didn't make it past the heats.
They only made it in to the finals in 98. They were cool then! I thought they were amazing.
I bumped in to the singer in town before the big day out and told him i loved his band.
Then they completely changed (which i didn't like) but won the next years rockquest.
beethovens juvenille
cabbage garden
Chuchichaschtli
Dr Zayus and The Muddy Funksters
Get off the Grass
Goblins of Woeben (geek alert!!!)
Just Like A Jacuzzi
Lard Corp Coff Men
Milly and The Avengers
Mummy Said Ronny
Original Petone Squad
Sammy Sauler Nipples and the Deceptacons
Sleazy Weasel and the Kosmic Chickens
Slippery When Wet ---(yyyeeeeaaahhhhhh!!, cool)
The Angry Chipolatas
The Nightrain Vs Toogee
Uphill Gardners
all the above were from rockquest 98
Lumpy Buttocks - 97
fuck i love rockquest names, some one should write a book.
What I find shocking are the bands with other bands' names. Like there were at least 3 bands called Exit in the heats last year. Or the tossers who called themselves The Band. There was already a band called that, they were really famous, you (and your music teachers and your parents) are LAME if you haven't heard of them!
Other ones I remember for being lame: The Girlz, Best Friends 4 Eva, Prevail.
//Or the tossers who called themselves The Band. There was already a band called that, they were really famous, you (and your music teachers and your parents) are LAME if you haven't heard of them!
Tossers indeed. The Band was one of the greatest, er, bands of all time. "Music From The Big Pink" is one of my favourite albums, along with their second self-titled LP.
//you reckon thats bad, there was a band in 99 called "placebo"
Yeah, I remember that one. It's quite funny to think about it all now...
wasn't it "the dancing azians" and i think they won the 94 quest, cause i remember seeing them at the 95 mountain rock which playing at was a prize back then. They weren't shit.
// most of those boys are floating around welly at the mo
way...!!
shiat, are they playing in any welly bands at the mo.
I'm going to have to crack out my photos from mountain rock and see if i can recognise any faces.
// most of those boys are floating around welly at the mo
way...!!
shiat, are they playing in any welly bands at the mo.
I'm going to have to crack out my photos from mountain rock and see if i can recognise any faces.
//way...!!
shiat, are they playing in any welly bands at the mo.
not to my knowledge... tristan gave up his axe a long time ago for the tables.. jim (bassist mark 2) manages a recording studio in newtown with matt (drummer) ...and reuban is around and about
ask sweetleaf for the more accurate run down ... photos would be cool, yessum
okay i was kidding.
there is two remaining azians here (that looks cracked written down but it's true), and one procurer. all in excellent musical form and ever-ready to pursue the many avenue's disposed.
crossing the fingers a basement is looking positively cooking... so with skill and precision the decibels are about to flow freely.
the first band i was in were beaten by the dancing azians at the gisbourne regionals in '94. we forfeited our original songs for sped up versions of the breeders limehouse...
it's no wonder we lost out. hahaha
or maybe because our name was ishma eviscerate??? (gutted? hahaha. no way).
Boy Chicken
A well hung Jury
The Orphanage
No worse for wear
Nitrus Ritual
Anointed Nesian Artists
SWIS Cheez ( i actually like this one)
Polly-Unsaturated
The Paul Holmes Experiment
Static Angel
Konfusions
dunno if it's strange enough but: matilda's battery
from the 2001-02 otago region.. :]
but i fave were in 2001 - SATANS MINIONZ! and cabbage H (no offence to andoru and his crew)
im in the process of organising a band and im thinkin of a name, ive got peice of piss (P.O.P.) cause i'd love to hear the LAME jokes comin out of that "thanks for that great POP music" "what jenre music do u play???"
or ive got duh duh duh duuuuhhhh cause that would be cool, having a sound for your name :D i can imagine my principla sayin that in assembly....
so anyone got any better ideas (warning!!!! we mite use em) or just feedback :)
thanx all :) p.s. jane yee's a hottie, by general consensus at our undisclosed skool (a boys skool)
Ah, I spent some time checking through this just to make sure that my entries of '96 and '98 weren't in here, although in '96 we flagged anyway, which was probably a good idea as there were two or three other bands named the same. As for the idea way up there of having a craziest name competition so people can win shit, the best way is to enter into a small region, in '98 we entered in the Manawatu one and won it even though we were shit, glee!
the drummer smells nice...
the drummer smells nice
does he?...
does he?
kate and her lemon tree [??] from 95...
kate and her lemon tree [??] from 95
I was the bass player in, "the red hot ...
I was the bass player in, "the red hot firey pubes"
-SFRQ - 1995
[ http://www.twolaneblacktop.musicpage.com ]
Xtravert in 1991 - we did a Rolling ...
Xtravert in 1991 - we did a Rolling Stones cover!
1992 - can't remember what, but it was all white hiphop and VERY nasty.
how about The happy jars -99 go ...
how about
The happy jars -99
go fellas - 99
The Organic anti beat box band - 99 (nice rhcp reference)
Monkey Spunk - 99
Naked Manikin - 99
Big Big Gout Gout Government Gout - 99 (no shit...coolestname ever)
Penguin Rally -99
Serrated Edge - 99
Spanner in the works - 99
Palestinian side kissers - 99
Combustible duck - 99
Electronic masters of tapestry - 99
(shh)Pskonejott - 99
Cucumber Slumber - 99
So it's Boskey - 99
Team Town Ace - 99 (choice name)
Gaze to da daze - 99
D and J cold - 99
Fractured Protocol - 99
Power in the rice field - 99 (whhhaattt?)
Broad beans & Koos Koos - 99
Poindexters on patrol - 99
i Love rockquest names soooo much.
"Team town ace" is actually a fucking cool name though...i reckon.
i was in a band called "the experience" ...
i was in a band called "the experience" in 94, cause we were hendrix hippie losers, and our song had some equally hippie name like "clowns and kings under velvet skies", needless to say we didn't make it past the heats.
was "son of spank" one?...
was "son of spank" one?
they won the 98 quest, got signed to a ...
they won the 98 quest, got signed to a german label, got money to record an album, and then broke up.
They only made it in to the finals in ...
They only made it in to the finals in 98. They were cool then! I thought they were amazing.
I bumped in to the singer in town before the big day out and told him i loved his band.
Then they completely changed (which i didn't like) but won the next years rockquest.
Does that make sense? I'm tired
98/99 it's all the same. winners as ...
98/99 it's all the same.
winners as far as i can remember back...
kate in the lemon tree 95
marystaple 96
atlas woods 97
handsome geoffrey 98
son of spank 98
evermore 2000
carriage h 2001
1997 - Pop screw hehe......
1997 - Pop screw
hehe...
Kate in the Lemontree winners 1994 or ...
Kate in the Lemontree
winners
1994 or 95
something like that
YAY ...
YAY
Mister Lemon - ...
Mister Lemon - 2001
www.misterlemon.co.nz
[ http://www.geocities.com/mister_lemon ]
some more for ya beethovens ...
some more for ya
beethovens juvenille
cabbage garden
Chuchichaschtli
Dr Zayus and The Muddy Funksters
Get off the Grass
Goblins of Woeben (geek alert!!!)
Just Like A Jacuzzi
Lard Corp Coff Men
Milly and The Avengers
Mummy Said Ronny
Original Petone Squad
Sammy Sauler Nipples and the Deceptacons
Sleazy Weasel and the Kosmic Chickens
Slippery When Wet ---(yyyeeeeaaahhhhhh!!, cool)
The Angry Chipolatas
The Nightrain Vs Toogee
Uphill Gardners
all the above were from rockquest 98
Lumpy Buttocks - 97
fuck i love rockquest names, some one should write a book.
[ http://www.blink.net.nz ]
I think everyone coming up for band ...
I think everyone coming up for band names should read these, relieves so much pressure.
2001 had some good ones. Cabbage H from ...
2001 had some good ones. Cabbage H from Otago?
What I find shocking are the bands with other bands' names. Like there were at least 3 bands called Exit in the heats last year. Or the tossers who called themselves The Band. There was already a band called that, they were really famous, you (and your music teachers and your parents) are LAME if you haven't heard of them!
Other ones I remember for being lame: The Girlz, Best Friends 4 Eva, Prevail.
you reckon thats bad, there was a band ...
you reckon thats bad, there was a band in 99 called "placebo"
//Or the tossers who called themselves ...
//Or the tossers who called themselves The Band. There was already a band called that, they were really famous, you (and your music teachers and your parents) are LAME if you haven't heard of them!
Tossers indeed. The Band was one of the greatest, er, bands of all time. "Music From The Big Pink" is one of my favourite albums, along with their second self-titled LP.
//you reckon thats bad, there was a band in 99 called "placebo"
Yeah, I remember that one. It's quite funny to think about it all now...
Best Friends 4 Eva ha, ha.....that ...
Best Friends 4 Eva
ha, ha.....that is soooo lame.
worst name for a band ever.
Some more I remember from '97: ...
Some more I remember from '97:
Lyon (1997) - um, the place in France or alternate spelling for some large maned feline?
Swallow (2000)- the bird or the bodily function?
The Flying Azians (1995) - takes the cake, what became of these chappies?
wasn't it "the dancing azians" and i ...
wasn't it "the dancing azians" and i think they won the 94 quest, cause i remember seeing them at the 95 mountain rock which playing at was a prize back then. They weren't shit.
yeah dancing asians were 94 ... ...
yeah dancing asians were 94 ... very cool band.. most of those boys are floating around welly at the mo... long since parted ways
'if you want to pick me up then all you have to do is smile'
so true, so true
That's right - DANCING azians......
That's right - DANCING azians...
// most of those boys are floating ...
// most of those boys are floating around welly at the mo
way...!!
shiat, are they playing in any welly bands at the mo.
I'm going to have to crack out my photos from mountain rock and see if i can recognise any faces.
[ http://www.blink.net.nz ]
// most of those boys are floating ...
// most of those boys are floating around welly at the mo
way...!!
shiat, are they playing in any welly bands at the mo.
I'm going to have to crack out my photos from mountain rock and see if i can recognise any faces.
[ http://www.blink.net.nz ]
//way...!! shiat, are they playing in ...
//way...!!
shiat, are they playing in any welly bands at the mo.
not to my knowledge... tristan gave up his axe a long time ago for the tables.. jim (bassist mark 2) manages a recording studio in newtown with matt (drummer) ...and reuban is around and about
ask sweetleaf for the more accurate run down ... photos would be cool, yessum
they are some of the most disreputable, ...
they are some of the most disreputable, ill-disciplined, noisy, sly & messy mutha's i know...
okay i was kidding. there is two ...
okay i was kidding.
there is two remaining azians here (that looks cracked written down but it's true), and one procurer. all in excellent musical form and ever-ready to pursue the many avenue's disposed.
crossing the fingers a basement is looking positively cooking... so with skill and precision the decibels are about to flow freely.
the first band i was in were beaten by ...
the first band i was in were beaten by the dancing azians at the gisbourne regionals in '94. we forfeited our original songs for sped up versions of the breeders limehouse...
it's no wonder we lost out. hahaha
or maybe because our name was ishma eviscerate??? (gutted? hahaha. no way).
Tin Soldiers...
Tin Soldiers
some pearlers from this years entrants ...
some pearlers from this years entrants are:
warrant of phatness
rhythm oxide
the other shoe
finger puppets from nam
matilda's battery
Good Luck Mr. Gorsky
good to see that even in 2002, rawkquest entrants are keeping it real.
i hope to see "warrant of phatness" in the finals.
why don't they have a prize for "maddest name" then at least some of these bands might stand a chance in hell of winning something
hahahaha i know finger puppets from nam ...
hahahaha i know finger puppets from nam - they go to my school!
fuck they are awesome
i guessed that bro, that's why i ...
i guessed that bro, that's why i cracked it in.
saw them on the tearaway site along with insipid.
tell the "finger puppets" that i am loving there name.
Good Luck Mr. Gorsky... I like it!...
Good Luck Mr. Gorsky... I like it!
got some more for ya. from this ...
got some more for ya.
from this years wellington heats:
Boy Chicken
A well hung Jury
The Orphanage
No worse for wear
Nitrus Ritual
Anointed Nesian Artists
SWIS Cheez ( i actually like this one)
Polly-Unsaturated
The Paul Holmes Experiment
Static Angel
Konfusions
all these great names from just one lot of heats
Boy chicken? That one's a ...
Boy chicken? That one's a classic!
The Paul Holmes Experiment? That sounds a bit...
Hah. Gaze 2 da daze were in our ...
Hah.
Gaze 2 da daze were in our manukau heats/regionals in '99
Along with classic fobs such as
King Taro
Da Twinkies
Uneek Allstars
I think we thought King Taro was the funniest
Then there was 'Just Lara' .. but there was 4 of them, and none of them were named Lara
ah, good times.
dunno if it's strange enough but: ...
dunno if it's strange enough but: matilda's battery
from the 2001-02 otago region.. :]
but i fave were in 2001 - SATANS MINIONZ! and cabbage H (no offence to andoru and his crew)
[ http://matildasbattery.cjb.net ]
im in the process of organising a band ...
im in the process of organising a band and im thinkin of a name, ive got peice of piss (P.O.P.) cause i'd love to hear the LAME jokes comin out of that "thanks for that great POP music" "what jenre music do u play???"
or ive got duh duh duh duuuuhhhh cause that would be cool, having a sound for your name :D i can imagine my principla sayin that in assembly....
so anyone got any better ideas (warning!!!! we mite use em) or just feedback :)
thanx all :) p.s. jane yee's a hottie, by general consensus at our undisclosed skool (a boys skool)
Ah, I spent some time checking through ...
Ah, I spent some time checking through this just to make sure that my entries of '96 and '98 weren't in here, although in '96 we flagged anyway, which was probably a good idea as there were two or three other bands named the same. As for the idea way up there of having a craziest name competition so people can win shit, the best way is to enter into a small region, in '98 we entered in the Manawatu one and won it even though we were shit, glee!