these two are ones that i have seen but invented ones are just as good..just say which

I only support 2 teams, newzealand and anyone playing aussie

and girls shirt.....I wish these were brains

"New Zealand...the land where the men are men......and the sheep are nervous.......
TOADY

just because you are paranoid,

picture of worried eyes

don't mean they not out to get you

Bumper sticker on a Mitsubishi Mirage: "I can't believe its not a Porche"

If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it

You can't eat your friends and have them too

Rehab is for quitters

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To see Megaccino as a schitzo, with the t-shirt n' all, go to www.geocities.com/propagandacrew

Yeah, that might keep you entertained for maybe half a minute

Personally, I like all my skirts to read "Poshboy 24 hours, call 1-800-I-M-SKANKY"

Reality is a just temporary illusion caused by a lack of
alcohol in the bloodstream.

Don't piss me off - I'm running out of places to hide the
bodies!

When it comes to your health, I recommend frequent doses
of that rare commodity among Americans—common sense.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in
it?

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

Life's a bitch, and then you're reincarnated.

I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway.

Me, Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap!