HOW TO BE A TEENEY-BOPPER IN 5 EASY STEPS (THE MAKE-YOURSELF-RIDICULED-AND-UNPOPULAR WAY) (brought to you by Propaganda)
1. Be stupid
The easiest way to be unpopular, annoying and a teeny bopper is to be mind numbingly stupid. Say 'BOYS!' at every possible opportunity, like you’ve never seen any before. Believe that getting your stomach pumped makes you thinner. When a teacher writes the page you should be working on up on the board, ask ‘What page are we on?’ seven or more times. Oh, and think the song lyrics ‘Who would call a kid Bruce anyway?’ are the deepest, most meaningful & poetic words you’ve ever heard.
2.Convince the rest of NZ there should be a Fashion Police
The young ‘hip’ ‘stylish’ ‘glam’ (HA!) teeney bopper can never go wrong with her collection of sparkly, 80s throwback, slutty, gold and ugly Glassons tops, black g-strings & white pants.
3. Glassy-eyed religious worship of pop
To be a teeney bopper you must idolise fake-blonde masochistic, slutty pop tarts like Christina what’s her face, Britney Spears, Mandy Moore (Paul Reid ;) ). Worship them. Read boring stories about them going on blind dates (oh honestly, who cares?) Dye your hair to match theirs. Say to your friends ‘Did you see that Britney interview in this months Crème? She’s my favourite female pop star. And I love those summer shades on pg 24…’ blah blah blah etc
Sorry... This is just a piss-take really. a & as ppl like Trixie find out, a like of Rubicon makes everyone think she's a teeney bopper 'cos most of the others are irrational and annoying. Unfortunately for you, many real TBs are B.S. fans...
5. Watch Shortland Street and reality shows
Discuss it in class (or in these forums) too, so everyone can laugh & point at you. Ha ha (point) ha (point) ha ha ha ha
thats it megaccino! you asked for it... now im gonna have to sqeeze your head like a zit between my butch rugby legs! see whos the frickin teeny bopper now bi-arch! ;)
well trust me honey well i say i aint anorexia and i will hurt you if you ever call me a teenybopper.....i mean i will hurt you - i will get on a plane and fly my butch arse down to ch/ch and physically hurt you...... ;)
.....but then again, i suppose if megaccino's keen then it couldnt hurt...;)
then i can make her eat mud while i have her in a headlock with my legs.....;) joking megaccino....
If these 5 steps don't make you the embodiment of teeney bopperish we @ Propaganda haven't got the faintest idea what will. Have fun @ all the Zed & Deep Obsession concerts you will be attending! (freak...)
Pretty ageist natas... were you NOT a teenager once? Were you a teeny boper then?? I am a teenager & people have said I am the opposite of a teeney bopper.
i'd agree with you there elsha roo, its more pre teens....or early teens....usually from 11 to 14 are the prime ages, some very sad indiviuals continue through to 18 odd but they're excused because they're sad excistence must be torturing them enough already.....argh! one person who acts like a 14 year old when shes 18, 19 is Felicity.... does anyone watch that? she drives me nuts! i just wanna punch her and so "GET THE FUCK OVER IT YOU WINEING BITCH!" ...... hmm...yea i really dont like teenyboppers...
you've gotta have your belly button peirced and then go and buy an entire new wardrobe of midriff-bearing tops to show off your little sparkly jewel thing (shudder). and you should wear hoodies cos they make you look like a skater, and skater guys are the hottest (shudder). and you go to sports (eg rugby, cricket) wearing mini skirts and walk up and down and then back again trying to pick up guys who end up getting really annoyed at you for blocking their view of the game.
i could never understand those girls that wear the 'punk' and 'rock chick' tops. the only girls that wear those are 'teeny-boppers' (as much as i hate the word). is it to try and draw attention away from the fact that the music they listen to is complete and utter shite and they think that 'punk' and 'rock' is better???
Yeah, I only excuse I can see for wearing another countries flag is if you were a) born there or b) Bought the top there as a tourist & it says touristy type stuff.
Off the topic, while holidaying in the cook islands, a friend of mine saw an entire family wearing matching american stars & stripes bathing suits... scary
//or Punk or Rock Chick
yeah, saddest thing is, to them someone like Five For Fighting or Goo Goo Dolls (not dissing the Goo, theyre a good band, but so raped by pop stations in america sometimes) IS good ol' heavy rock'n'roll.
"Metallica? Is that like, some jewellery maker or something? I SO need a new belly-button bar..."
maybe you shouldn't be dissing teenyboppers, maybe you should be dissing the people they're trying to impress cos in the end it's up to them what they wanna see and so girls might feel that they have to conform to that?? i dunno.
oh but one more thing, i just wanna contradict myself. when they wear tops that say 'sexy' on them, do they think that that will actually make them be sexy in real life? that's something i've always wondered.
I think a teenie bopper is someone who dosn't think for themselves , who cares so much about what other ppl think of them that they lose individuality and do what everyone else says is cool or not- cool.
i.e - Liking Britney Spears just cause everyone else you know does or Hating Britney Spears because ppl tell you its teeny bopperish.
The only ppl who arn't in this catagory are ppl who have the balls to be themselves no matter what ppl might think.
Yeah, young people, especially girls are not good at thinking for themselves these days. The are easily impressionable & the media takes advantage of this. Kinda sad & disappointing really.
they're getting younger too. lots of 5 year olds in mini skirts and thigh length boots with layers of makeup. also guys have the same problems only they go for non-pop music because they think that makes them cooler. its so sad, what happened to wearing scody trackpants and yucky old hoodies cos they were confortable, seems like they can't really be kids anymore
today i saw this little group of girls walking around westcity, one in white pants and another in a tshirt that had a horse on the front and said 'want to ride me?' they only looked about 8 or 9.. and in pumpkin patch, they've made tiny leather jackets and pants.. its disturbing.
very disturbing.. i was trying to get some things for neices, all i could find was baby tart stuff, and what are all the little pouty painted lips on undies adds about.....makes you wonder about who is behind the camera
i know what you mean about it gettin younger... in hamilton they had this 'teen fashion and dance show' they were showing wat was 'in' for this season by dancing with the shop's clothes on. when it got to hbk some of the kids were wearing knee high 'fuck me' boots!!!! i couldnt believe my eyes!! someone has to stop this vicious cycle!!
yeeeeeeeick - That is so hideous. If i where you id spike everybodys drinks with LSD - the perfect cure for skankiness and preppiness or go to the extremes and throw molotovs into the venue and begina counterculture revolution based on drugs, the truth and peace. not cash, sex, lies and media.
So i was watching t.v today and what should come on but the teeny bopper album of the century. It is the What Now cd
Holy shit it has a whole lot of crap music and crap artists on it.
Also the not listening tooo pop by guys is sometime a to be cool thing but they usually thank god they didnt when they get out of teeny bopperism and can say i have never listened to that crap. heard it but not listened.
but, is it the music that makes them boppers? i have seen some very bopperish behaviour in some very respectable band forums, and in the groupings around the stages at gigs
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mmmm me gonna enjoy this topic! just gotta wait for all the trolls and grumpos to wake up....
this is stupid...
this is stupid
how's that for grumpy...
how's that for grumpy
come on hollis u can do better than ...
come on hollis u can do better than that..?
its not even worth the effort...
its not even worth the effort
HOW TO BE A TEENEY-BOPPER IN 5 EASY ...
HOW TO BE A TEENEY-BOPPER IN 5 EASY STEPS (THE MAKE-YOURSELF-RIDICULED-AND-UNPOPULAR WAY) (brought to you by Propaganda)
1. Be stupid
The easiest way to be unpopular, annoying and a teeny bopper is to be mind numbingly stupid. Say 'BOYS!' at every possible opportunity, like you’ve never seen any before. Believe that getting your stomach pumped makes you thinner. When a teacher writes the page you should be working on up on the board, ask ‘What page are we on?’ seven or more times. Oh, and think the song lyrics ‘Who would call a kid Bruce anyway?’ are the deepest, most meaningful & poetic words you’ve ever heard.
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2.Convince the rest of NZ there should ...
2.Convince the rest of NZ there should be a Fashion Police
The young ‘hip’ ‘stylish’ ‘glam’ (HA!) teeney bopper can never go wrong with her collection of sparkly, 80s throwback, slutty, gold and ugly Glassons tops, black g-strings & white pants.
3. Glassy-eyed religious worship of ...
3. Glassy-eyed religious worship of pop
To be a teeney bopper you must idolise fake-blonde masochistic, slutty pop tarts like Christina what’s her face, Britney Spears, Mandy Moore (Paul Reid ;) ). Worship them. Read boring stories about them going on blind dates (oh honestly, who cares?) Dye your hair to match theirs. Say to your friends ‘Did you see that Britney interview in this months Crème? She’s my favourite female pop star. And I love those summer shades on pg 24…’ blah blah blah etc
ah hem......... I like Britney Spears ...
ah hem......... I like Britney Spears - sfw ? You said yourself you hate bigotry- so don't diss someone for the music they like.......
Sorry... This is just a piss-take ...
Sorry... This is just a piss-take really. a & as ppl like Trixie find out, a like of Rubicon makes everyone think she's a teeney bopper 'cos most of the others are irrational and annoying. Unfortunately for you, many real TBs are B.S. fans...
4. Try Yeah. Be a try-hard. Actually ...
4. Try
Yeah. Be a try-hard. Actually try. (shudder)
5. Watch Shortland Street and reality ...
5. Watch Shortland Street and reality shows
Discuss it in class (or in these forums) too, so everyone can laugh & point at you. Ha ha (point) ha (point) ha ha ha ha
grrr!...
grrr!
ill second that grrrr with a GRRRRRRR! ...
ill second that grrrr with a GRRRRRRR! i love big brother....
Ha ha (point) ha (point) ha ha ha ha...
Ha ha (point) ha (point) ha ha ha ha
thats it megaccino! you asked for it... ...
thats it megaccino! you asked for it... now im gonna have to sqeeze your head like a zit between my butch rugby legs! see whos the frickin teeny bopper now bi-arch! ;)
Ha ha (point) I've been threatened by ...
Ha ha (point)
I've been threatened by a teeney bopper before...
"I'm gonna hurt you"
M: LMAO
"What? Don't you believe I can hurt you?"
But she was an anorexic looking tiny little thing...
well trust me honey well i say i aint ...
well trust me honey well i say i aint anorexia and i will hurt you if you ever call me a teenybopper.....i mean i will hurt you - i will get on a plane and fly my butch arse down to ch/ch and physically hurt you...... ;)
hehe - i sound kinda scary.....
ooOOooo can i come and watch, will you ...
ooOOooo can i come and watch, will you do it in the mud?
lol...hmmm....how about no? .....but ...
lol...hmmm....how about no?
.....but then again, i suppose if megaccino's keen then it couldnt hurt...;)
then i can make her eat mud while i have her in a headlock with my legs.....;) joking megaccino....
If these 5 steps don't make you the ...
If these 5 steps don't make you the embodiment of teeney bopperish we @ Propaganda haven't got the faintest idea what will. Have fun @ all the Zed & Deep Obsession concerts you will be attending! (freak...)
[ http://geocities.com/propagadacrew ]
wow i think you actually summed up the ...
wow i think you actually summed up the little treasures in five steps. good on ya.
Hehe, it's pretty basic, but true from ...
Hehe, it's pretty basic, but true from my observations... All based on real people too
main thing to be would be a ...
main thing to be would be a teenager...... sums it all up really.
Generally they're pre-teens. Sometimes ...
Generally they're pre-teens. Sometimes up to the age of 14-15, but usually they grow out of full teenie-bopper-ness by then, they evolve into skanks.
Pretty ageist natas... were you NOT a ...
Pretty ageist natas... were you NOT a teenager once? Were you a teeny boper then?? I am a teenager & people have said I am the opposite of a teeney bopper.
Nah... dumb ass I'm not ...
Nah... dumb ass I'm not ageist....
Had many good teenage moments but i still I cringe when I look back.
So will most current teeny boppers...
'Tis hard to be a teeny bopper when ...
'Tis hard to be a teeny bopper when you grew up in a bogan provincial coastal town.
times are a changin' kiddo
i'd agree with you there elsha roo, ...
i'd agree with you there elsha roo, its more pre teens....or early teens....usually from 11 to 14 are the prime ages, some very sad indiviuals continue through to 18 odd but they're excused because they're sad excistence must be torturing them enough already.....argh! one person who acts like a 14 year old when shes 18, 19 is Felicity.... does anyone watch that? she drives me nuts! i just wanna punch her and so "GET THE FUCK OVER IT YOU WINEING BITCH!" ...... hmm...yea i really dont like teenyboppers...
you've gotta have your belly button ...
you've gotta have your belly button peirced and then go and buy an entire new wardrobe of midriff-bearing tops to show off your little sparkly jewel thing (shudder). and you should wear hoodies cos they make you look like a skater, and skater guys are the hottest (shudder). and you go to sports (eg rugby, cricket) wearing mini skirts and walk up and down and then back again trying to pick up guys who end up getting really annoyed at you for blocking their view of the game.
yeah, i think thats it
Not to mention those tops with no backs ...
Not to mention those tops with no backs that have criss cross ties around them. Usually made of shiny material.
Often seen wearing singlets with the number 69 on them, or Punk or Rock Chick or something equally gay on them.
i could never understand those girls ...
i could never understand those girls that wear the 'punk' and 'rock chick' tops. the only girls that wear those are 'teeny-boppers' (as much as i hate the word). is it to try and draw attention away from the fact that the music they listen to is complete and utter shite and they think that 'punk' and 'rock' is better???
Yuck, hate the way they try to dress as ...
Yuck, hate the way they try to dress as punks & all those lame words that go on the ir tops...
glam
angel
porn star in training
ugh!
yes, and the "trend" with the american ...
yes, and the "trend" with the american flag and union jack. Sorry but i dont see the point in wearing it if your not associated with the country.
Yeah, I only excuse I can see for ...
Yeah, I only excuse I can see for wearing another countries flag is if you were a) born there or b) Bought the top there as a tourist & it says touristy type stuff.
Off the topic, while holidaying in the cook islands, a friend of mine saw an entire family wearing matching american stars & stripes bathing suits... scary
//or Punk or Rock Chick yeah, saddest ...
//or Punk or Rock Chick
yeah, saddest thing is, to them someone like Five For Fighting or Goo Goo Dolls (not dissing the Goo, theyre a good band, but so raped by pop stations in america sometimes) IS good ol' heavy rock'n'roll.
"Metallica? Is that like, some jewellery maker or something? I SO need a new belly-button bar..."
Nothing wrong with it. Society breeds ...
Nothing wrong with it. Society breeds clones, and marketing targets this age group. I'm trying not to be a bitter old bugger.
maybe you shouldn't be dissing ...
maybe you shouldn't be dissing teenyboppers, maybe you should be dissing the people they're trying to impress cos in the end it's up to them what they wanna see and so girls might feel that they have to conform to that?? i dunno.
oh but one more thing, i just wanna ...
oh but one more thing, i just wanna contradict myself. when they wear tops that say 'sexy' on them, do they think that that will actually make them be sexy in real life? that's something i've always wondered.
I think they probably have a sense of ...
I think they probably have a sense of humour. If I saw a chick wearing a top that said "sexy" I'd laugh my head off.. not at them, but with them.
I think a teenie bopper is someone who ...
I think a teenie bopper is someone who dosn't think for themselves , who cares so much about what other ppl think of them that they lose individuality and do what everyone else says is cool or not- cool.
i.e - Liking Britney Spears just cause everyone else you know does or Hating Britney Spears because ppl tell you its teeny bopperish.
The only ppl who arn't in this catagory are ppl who have the balls to be themselves no matter what ppl might think.
Yeah, young people, especially girls ...
Yeah, young people, especially girls are not good at thinking for themselves these days. The are easily impressionable & the media takes advantage of this. Kinda sad & disappointing really.
they're getting younger too. lots of 5 ...
they're getting younger too. lots of 5 year olds in mini skirts and thigh length boots with layers of makeup. also guys have the same problems only they go for non-pop music because they think that makes them cooler. its so sad, what happened to wearing scody trackpants and yucky old hoodies cos they were confortable, seems like they can't really be kids anymore
I'm sorry to butt in , but this ...
I'm sorry to butt in , but this problem keeps me up at night.
today i saw this little group of girls ...
today i saw this little group of girls walking around westcity, one in white pants and another in a tshirt that had a horse on the front and said 'want to ride me?' they only looked about 8 or 9.. and in pumpkin patch, they've made tiny leather jackets and pants.. its disturbing.
very disturbing.. i was trying to get ...
very disturbing.. i was trying to get some things for neices, all i could find was baby tart stuff, and what are all the little pouty painted lips on undies adds about.....makes you wonder about who is behind the camera
i know what you mean about it gettin ...
i know what you mean about it gettin younger... in hamilton they had this 'teen fashion and dance show' they were showing wat was 'in' for this season by dancing with the shop's clothes on. when it got to hbk some of the kids were wearing knee high 'fuck me' boots!!!! i couldnt believe my eyes!! someone has to stop this vicious cycle!!
yeeeeeeeick - That is so hideous. If i ...
yeeeeeeeick - That is so hideous. If i where you id spike everybodys drinks with LSD - the perfect cure for skankiness and preppiness or go to the extremes and throw molotovs into the venue and begina counterculture revolution based on drugs, the truth and peace. not cash, sex, lies and media.
[ http://morbid_smurf.tripod.com ]
So i was watching t.v today and what ...
So i was watching t.v today and what should come on but the teeny bopper album of the century. It is the What Now cd
Holy shit it has a whole lot of crap music and crap artists on it.
Also the not listening tooo pop by guys is sometime a to be cool thing but they usually thank god they didnt when they get out of teeny bopperism and can say i have never listened to that crap. heard it but not listened.
but, is it the music that makes them ...
but, is it the music that makes them boppers? i have seen some very bopperish behaviour in some very respectable band forums, and in the groupings around the stages at gigs