WORST band names

martha, 3 April 2002 - 5:22pm

Well we had that bullshit thing from Funkybitch a month or so ago.

I thought this would be a fun topic.

What existing bands have the WORST band names? (Can be NZ or other). This isn't an attack on the music or the members just the name.

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deep sea racing mullet although this ...

deep sea racing mullet

although this could also be the best

hollis, 3 April 2002 - 5:36pm

heinous pog...

heinous pog

hollis, 3 April 2002 - 5:36pm

the feelers...

the feelers

hollis, 3 April 2002 - 5:37pm

i'm pretty sure nightshade was spelt ...

i'm pretty sure nightshade was spelt knightshade, which makes it doubly worse.

martha, 3 April 2002 - 5:41pm

oh yeah. quadruple...

oh yeah.
quadruple

hollis, 3 April 2002 - 5:43pm

Accidental Goat Sodomy Hello I'm A ...

Accidental Goat Sodomy
Hello I'm A Truck
Her Majesty's Secret Cervix (actually, that's a goody)
Mechanical Tampon Fish
Snotty Scotty and the Hankies
Shirley Temple of Doom
Screaming Moist Accountants

from the URL below, which also lists our very own...
Head Like a Hole
Tall Dwarfs

[ http://www.geminiweb.net/bandnames/ ]

noizyboy, 3 April 2002 - 7:34pm

try this link too...

try this link too

[ external link ]

Aka, 3 April 2002 - 9:31pm

Eye TV Hangar 18 Mother Guru ...

Eye TV
Hangar 18
Mother Guru

martha, 3 April 2002 - 5:46pm

mother guru is a cool name!!! i bet ...

mother guru is a cool name!!!
i bet all u guys are getting sick of me going on about these guys...but hell, i can't help it if they're good.

guitar-girl, 4 April 2002 - 1:25am

The Backstreet Boys...

The Backstreet Boys

martha, 3 April 2002 - 5:47pm

Always struck me as kinda apt, that one....

Always struck me as kinda apt, that one.

noizyboy, 3 April 2002 - 7:30pm

Same theme - Butthole Surfers...

Same theme - Butthole Surfers

myshkin, 3 April 2002 - 8:40pm

Yeah, but the Butthole Surfers are just ...

Yeah, but the Butthole Surfers are just taking the piss. If not, how do you explain album titles like Hairway To Steven and Independent Worm Saloon?

Anthony, 4 April 2002 - 8:01pm

Anything with numbers in it...

Anything with numbers in it

trixie, 3 April 2002 - 5:47pm

I second that. Five, Six, Eight, ...

I second that.

Five, Six, Eight, Blink 182, Sum 41, S Club 7, ergh.

martha, 3 April 2002 - 5:49pm

blink 182 d12 112 five for ...

blink 182
d12
112
five for fighting
lucid 3
7 mary 3
level 42

hollis, 3 April 2002 - 5:50pm

is it eve 6, or something? there's ...

is it eve 6, or something?

there's that video where the ginger lead singer wanders around a party with his voyeur-cam looking all sad, then gets his girl on the balcony at the end.

I. Hate. Them.

And speaking of hateworthty and crap names -- The New Radicals -- loathsome, and that damned song that's now in that car ad means I'm exposed to them even more...

noizyboy, 3 April 2002 - 7:28pm

i want to kill that ginger. really, i ...

i want to kill that ginger. really, i do.

but sadly i have time for that new radicals song, 'cept for that car ad. made it stupid cheese.

antic, 3 April 2002 - 9:42pm

yeah...and russel crowes band. 30 odd ...

yeah...and russel crowes band. 30 odd foot of grunt or something like that. WTF?!?!?!

guitar-girl, 4 April 2002 - 2:58pm

The New Radicals would be dancing for ...

The New Radicals would be dancing for joy after their "wonderous one hit" is being used for the Mitzy ad, their only song that went anywhere gets a new (unfair) lease on its sad life.

MyMiNdSeDaTe, 4 April 2002 - 4:25pm

the Beatles I mean..... spelling....

the Beatles
I mean.....
spelling.

hollis, 3 April 2002 - 5:48pm

I think I like Deep Sea Racing Mullet, ...

I think I like Deep Sea Racing Mullet, in fact I can't see much of a problem with any of the names mentioned. The worst name I have come across - it was so bad I _had_ to buy their CD and it was even worse was Pungent Stench.

myshkin, 3 April 2002 - 5:53pm

carcas...

carcas

hollis, 3 April 2002 - 5:54pm

we could go on for ever on death metal ...

we could go on for ever on death metal names

hollis, 3 April 2002 - 5:55pm

Snot...

Snot

martha, 3 April 2002 - 5:56pm

I win CUNT from Palmy I have ...

I win

CUNT

from Palmy
I have the 7"

hollis, 3 April 2002 - 5:59pm

or New Plymouth but I think it was ...

or New Plymouth

but I think it was Palmy

hollis, 3 April 2002 - 6:01pm

Actauuly, ithat's an illicit ...

Actauuly, ithat's an illicit abbreviation - the real name is Claire's UnNatural Twin - for obvious reasons, we are told by our Programme Director to give the full name anytime we play it.

myshkin, 3 April 2002 - 6:02pm

sorry mate it was C.U.N.T on the front ...

sorry mate
it was C.U.N.T on the front of the record

hollis, 3 April 2002 - 6:05pm

Dont know it this counts as a band name ...

Dont know it this counts as a band name but
'The artist formaly known as prince' is pretty stupid
Also Puff Daddy, oops Puffy, I mean P.Daddy, woah my bad P.Diddy, ummmm WTF?

DVSgal, 3 April 2002 - 11:01pm

hahahahahahaha - AGREED! And J.Lo for ...

hahahahahahaha - AGREED! And J.Lo for that matter - NAFF!
And whats with the whole rapping "J to tha L - O" thing?? Even our very own Scribe (or is it four corners?? Good song though, 'part from that) and Ja Rule did it and....damn!
I guess its good though, teaching another generation of kids in the ghetto how to spell...

MyMiNdSeDaTe, 4 April 2002 - 4:29pm

they're not the worst 'cos i still ...

they're not the worst 'cos i still like 'em.
premature autopsy
soft cock giraffe's
inflatable sex dolls
dancing azians
big blue blanket
anti ring finger
mello thumb

sweetleaf, 4 April 2002 - 6:19am

ZED hahaha I win...

ZED

hahaha I win

antic, 4 April 2002 - 1:28pm

hands down...

hands down

hollis, 4 April 2002 - 2:49pm

Sugababes Anything thats deliberatly ...

Sugababes
Anything thats deliberatly misspelt is right up there with numbers and the Initial-fullstop-first two letters of last name thing. Im not counting Blindspott as misspelt, thats a reasonably good name to be honest - I mean stuff like txt abriviations.
I had a prime example but I, true to form, have forgotten it. Ill get back to it later...
Oh yeah, and ones with logo or symbol type things they use all the time..how gay

MyMiNdSeDaTe, 4 April 2002 - 4:33pm