NZ Lead Singers - What They Say On Stage

Errr... I dunno if I'd ever get it right but is it just me or do most NZ musos absolutely suck when it comes to talking in between songs?

Most of them go "this is one of our originals" or "move up the front" or some drunken nonsense that doesn't make sense.

Its really non-important but who in your eyes gets it soooo wrong and who actually gets it right?

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I know what you mean.. they talk such bullshit some of them, and then they promote themselves by going on about buying their tshirts and how this next song is now released as a single and you can order it off their website etc etc

steriogram get it right.

Slim got it wrong... I don't dislike them, but they just said stuff like "Buy our album! Only 2$29.95 or if you're a cheapass, $22.95 at the warehouse!"
Between each song! Don't be sellouts ppl!

i thought you said once you hated them.....hmmmm....

LOL!

So agree with the t-shirt/single thing. I mean hey its fair enough to want to sell your shit but ARRRGHHH!

the thing that really gets me fired up is when they thank NZ on Air and radio fuck heads .I normally walk out at that stage if I havn't done so already

oooo really?

I've never heard that to my recollection.

So, hollis, who's the guilty parties on the thanking NZOA and radio wankers?

Marvey King

Michelle Kaczor

What the hell were you doing at a Marvey King gig anyway?

Listening to fingernails running down a blackboard for half an hour is a more pleasurable experience.

I was probably there to witness the genius of GST
or trying to get really drunk at the grand central,being interuptted by bad singing and cello

Mmm.

GST are good aren't they. The bass player is cute in his own way. But I like them for their music. Which is very good. Specially that song.... GRRR... I know it too. I think they're recorded it as their second single but SHIT the title is eluding me at the moment. Fuck fuck fuck.

Pity they never seem to have their shit sorted enough to get more recognition.

thats Goldfish Stealing Trolley right? their good.

I agree with the radio fuck heads stuff, but surely NZOA are due some respect and thanks. Maybe save it for interviews or whatever - not at gigs.

yeah
not at gigs
its real weird

>> That one of their members is an ex-Feeler is a definite turn-off though.

Well, THERE'S a reason to dislike a band, then...sheesh...

"the thing that really gets me fired up is when they thank NZ on Air and radio fuck heads"

Why shouldn't they?
If I was in Tadpole (God forbid), I would be sucked the dick of the Rock at every conceivable opportunity, because without them there would be no Tadpole.

I can see how you would be annoyed with people just saying shit because they've been told to, or if they feel they have to or something, but if something like NZOA or a particular radio station has been cruicial to the success of the band, why shouldn't they give them the respect they deserve?

God I hate not being able to edit.
My spelling sucks, but hopefully the point is still legible.

I was being sarcastic about GST

Put Up A Fight. Yeah thats it.

Hahaha hollis. I knew you were being sarcastic. But hey I like what I've heard from GST. They could be a LOT better though. That one of their members is an ex-Feeler is a definite turn-off though.

The singer has an amazing voice but in hindsight, that definitely doesn't always make a good band. It would be interesting to see them live cos its been many many many months and they've probably changed lots - actually I thought they weren't around anymore.

the drummers' ex stereo bus.solid as a rock.

My GOD I hate bands that promote their singles on-stage.

Theres a time and a place.

And when is the time and place, assuming that the band doesn't have radio/television/sandwich-board-gimps to do it for them? It's often the perfect situation - the crowd is fired up on the live show, why not plug the new single/album/video/groupie? Yes, there can be overkill...

Well I worded that wrong.

The time and place is not after every song. Once is enough.

Thanking god?

I'm not sure if I've heard that one but....

Heaps of Christian bands probably do it.

Not really - well to my knowledge anyway, but heaps of them do that in-group joke thing, where they piss themselves. last year wash did that and i was going "what the hell's so funny? what'd i miss?" and my friend was sitting there laughing and she goes "i dunno, they just look funny when they laugh.." i was like...riiiiiight....thats gotta be annoying....

Ohhh and another one...

When they constantly tell you who the drummer/bassist/guitarist is.

And they use their full name eg: "And on the drums tonight, the fabulous Mr Gilbert Smith".

Then they use in-jokes which they all piss themselves laughing over and the audience is like "WHAAAT?"

// When they constantly tell you who the drummer/bassist/guitarist is.

I like that, usually the only member(s) people know are the frontpeople, nice to find out who actually makes up a band.

I don't really care, I'm there for the music, if they can make me laugh or inform me, fine.
Though what bugs me at times is when they say the name of a song but it is all muffled or quiet so no one knows what the heck it is called.

I mean like overuse of it and then they say it in a cheesy way.

Pluto get it right every time.

They take turns to speak.

The humour is subtle.

And they are very rock n roll.

MMMMMMMM Mike Hall

Ever see Cassette live? They have more fun between songs than actually doing them, rarking up the audience, making fun of them self, lots of swearing but it somehow workslast week they renamed themselves the "Fuck Offs", had the audience yell that back at them, told stories about being on the beach.

Pluto rock too - didn't quite know what to do when I was watching Tadpole at Big Day Out, found myself surrounded by Pluto. Being shy, didn't let on I'd ever seen them before, even though I'd just come down from watching them.

Martha do you expect musicians to be funny, and provide some kind of side show for you?

I think the one's who get it right are the ones who don't try to win me over with banter, they just shup up and get on with their music, with just minimal info, ie name of song
I can think of one or two in recent past who have almost put me of with thier nervous prattle

i think some people think because the bands play great music they also must be comedians/story tellers/jugglers........ whatever, when really they are probabally only talking to the crowd in the first place bacause they feel obligated to. I dont think many bands would plan speaches before the gig or anything

how sincere does "we love playing...insert the name of your town here..you guys rawk" really sound?

thats a bit cynical mate

yeah pose it was, does depend on who is saying it..... saw some one on the tv saying a few weeks ago @ napier.... ended up sounding like nappy-i-your... in usa accent... lost the effect totaly

//Martha do you expect musicians to be funny, and provide some kind of side show for you?

Not at all.

If they get it right, big ups to them. Most of them don't however and everyone cringes when they try.

Some of them should just shut the fuck up.

I'd have to say Deluxeboy were pretty awful. kept on with some crap bout wanting orange juice and then pissing themselves laughing and trying to make us buy their album.

Yeah, I so didn't get that... What were they saying? I wasn't paying attention but between every song they'd mention orange juice. I was too busy laughing at some certain people..... heheheh

lol. i dunno. i saw someone give the singer dude a bottle which he drunk some of and then looked at it funny and gave it back. it may have been that. also did u hear the bassist go on bout drinking a beer or something? was so lame!

Well this isn't something said on STAGE.

But did you SEE what Renee from Tadpole said in this month's RIU?

The most significant event for her in the last 25 years was her discovering her clitoris.

Um... RIIIIGHT.

well it would have to be

what really scares me about her is the way she looks at the camera.
photos and video.
she always looks so eager to please.
hats off to those two for making a living,
but at what price?

well i for one shuddered when i read that cos well its like shes trying to make some kind of madonna like statement when shes obviously like such a good girl.

she always DOES look so eager to please.

she's not that prissy
she wrote a song abouy arse fucking

she has said that stage. someone told me.
'this song is about fucking arse'
totally weird
that band surprizes me every day

They denied it for months tho.

I think shes just trying to be a bad girl.

Whatever. I just thought the clit comment made her look trashy. I mean even Enimen was saying his most important event was his daughter being born.

Martha, you always seem pretty eager to please too. I mean, you almost need to put disclaimers before your comments. Just a thought.

I'm sorry that you and others may feel that I seem eager to please.

If you think that my happiness depends on some faceless people I've never even met who post of forums, then you are sadly mistaken.

I may make some comments at some stage that are completely out of nowhere or don't have a lot of evidence to back it up, but hey, I'm human, I make mistakes.

Generally I try to post insightful comments that don't offend people's musical tastes and also encourage support of any music, whether it be NZ or international. Unfortunately, some people take things the wrong way, like chopper for instance.

I think a lot of people sell themselves short by just listening to songs off the radio and I think its great if a few people may step outside the square due to comments posted by myself or others in this forum.

My comments in this particular thread, relating to NZ lead singers, is not an attack on all NZ lead singers - most of them, whether I like the band or not, are very good singers. There are just some that make you cringe and put you off their live performance with some of the things they say.

In hindsight though, isn't everyone a little eager to please? I guess I should retract what I said earlier in regards to this.

I just thought what Renee from Tadpole said in this month's RIU was a little vulgar.