argh goddamnit i replied to the wrong post.. this should be in the one under.. ohhh.. its too early to be up :(

yep

I went to a wedding there
It was very scary
you know, reception in the rugby club house
etc etc
have there been any mass murders there?

*chuckle*

LMAO....wtf? Sort of? Thats classic

Did you all see how the girl who prank called about the kidnapped baby Kahu was from Dargaville? I was laughing sooo hard when I heard that & thought of this thread....

jimi i think the tui town is called mangatinoka o'rather (?).

and i don't know if you know but masterton has recently opened up and paved the central street and has quickly turned the main drag into something worth walking down. or hooning the souped out subaru's.
i can sympathise with this type's o'shit tho'. when visiting our father every holidays we had to pass through wanganui. year after year, each time we arrived in wanganui, going either way it didn't seem to matter, i would have to stop the car to get out and chunder... i shit you not. it carried on for about six years. i have spewed in every bus terminal toilet in wanganui. the nice duck pond. some hedge running along a through road. numerous rugby fields. gutters & gardens. all before hitting a tender 16years old too. i was born determined and still like the place for what it is... (am yet to figure that out).
i had been to every town in nz before i turned a teenager, and experienced nothing quite like it.

I was also gonna mention Paeroa, we got lost on the way to the corramandle once (shutup!) and ended up there, If I lived there I think that I would contemplate moving to Gore.
That bottle looks like its been there for millions of years and is probably about ready to come crashing down on some poor local.
P.S - make sure shoes are firmly attached to feet.

south taranaki...
dismal place. it's full of factories for all sorts of dairy delights. people wear factory faces and never smile. ('cept when they're blowing the wages at the local).

ok lets start listing the pits places in the south...........
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na can't think of one
ha i lied Mosgiel

Ohh, what about Buller? It's inbred, they eat dolphins & cats & own Postie Plus. & the only reason it hasnt completely died is cos its the main destination of geography field trips 4 schools AND unis. i would know *ugh*

Kawerau.

Damn Southies! Now I feel left out :(
I shgould know considering i am one by birth......born and breed in the sunshine capital of the south, Blenheim.....

what about twizel? (i dont know actually, i just asked my mum! apartly its like a ghost town?)

hh, yes, Twizel's a pretty bad place.
& Glentunnel. Tho that's where my uncle/Aunty have the dairy, so it's improved since we began collecting free ice creams. Apparently all 75 sites @ the camping ground were full over Easter... Who'd wanna stay there??

i live in auckland, my friend told me that there is a whole lot of small towns over the other side of the bombay hills.

i dont believe him though

poor poor jafaman, ok i did say pokeno, but i will bring it one step closer, bombay or maybe Hunuia(sp)

jokes

//maybe someone's trying to tell me something.
myshkin.
something is definately up with that...

Try Moerewa - makes Murapara look good. The main event is a freezing works, rather decaying, and a whole bunch of shops which closed years ago and a few which should have. If you truly want skodie little towns, it is hard to beat Northland.

THERES TOWNS SOUTH OF THE BOMNAYS?! I thought it was Puke and it just ended!
...I was gonna vote for Kaitaia, but if what youre saying is right....

Actually Ive benn round the East Cape and all the way North several times each, bloody hick towns, I reckon there only there because one day on the way to somewhere else two different cars stopped at the same time so the occupants could take a leak/ bloww chunks, and decided it would make a nice foundation for a fish n chip shop, a dairy, a pub and put a few farms around it...maybe a garage with a truck painted red and a garden hose just for safety...