thoughts are
maybe
Aka = Nana
Aka = Nibbles
ilovepaul = iloverubicon
nibbles = ????

We at the Bar Tabloid feel that readers may not be ready for the whole truth of this, we are makeing this one of our top investigations...........more to come in upcoming weeks

what do you mean by the //trixie, not RaY rAiNbOw disease??
im a bit blonde at the moment so i dont exactly get it.

cut from venting room
//ok gotta let off some steam!!!!! i hate it when nzm doesnt have a log out button and wont let me get out of my friends login!!!!! argh!!!

trixie, not
RaY rAiNbOw

NZM now has log out on bio

there already seems to be a whole lot of licking going on between Prozaco and ????? Is it a coincidence that????? has got a flash new hair style and posted contact details for ICQ on his Bio?

who WAS Megaccino talking about when she posted // 52)You develop a crush on someone in the forum without ever having met them (but hey the fact that they're a NZ music fan a sure fire turn-on!)

awaiting impressions of a Weekend in Welly Town by jimi cadet reporter

concert reviews posted else where links please

// just what i said to stefan !....witty tabloid header.. sorry
still waiting on that "jimi does wellington" review

999 natas 999 obsession with Nana
annasmiths obsession with plagiarism
funkymonkeys obsession with changing her icon every few days
Nana obsession with looooong post

I'm not one to play cupid but I have the found the perfect match for the above advert

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LAMO!!!! Spike, you are a genius... I haven't laughed this hard in soooo long, man this thread is making me piss myself.

New Articles

NMZ Members Home Visit

Exclusive interview with Doctor O's couch: What was it like to have Jakob sleeping on you and we discover did it rid itself of the stench ?

photos of largest Pop Culture Memorabilia collection owned by NZM member... JaneAdams gives the Tabloid exclusive rights

why do chicks pick icons with beards?

if they're guys why are they calling themselves judy?

jimi did you notice matha's new beard?? she had it on for a few hours yesterday,....we thought just another sad case of now she got her man she lets her looks go

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NZM Member Arrested for Polygamy

// Marry me Stefan. U got the power.
martha

MASSIVE RESCUE EFFORT AT NZM.COM

A fleet of ambulance was seen racing to The Sexiest NZ Music topic.... This gallant ambulance chasing reporter sensing a story rushed to the scene.....
To find a topic full of NMZ members collapsed on the floor form heat exhaustion, I spoke to the Chief Ambulance Officer and was informed that " the bands on stage were radiating too much SEXY HEAT causing, fainting, over heating and total melt down of some participating members.
I over hear one posting member say as he sat in the gutter wrapped in a warm blanket
// she blew away any cool i had in me, drew me to an instant cold shudder and left my brain blank with nothing but a question mark
Another poster with a glazed look about the eyes said
// rock music, it's the tool of the devil
In this reporters humble opinion this is yet another example of how New Zealand Music is Total Sex on Wheels

for list of casualties and fellow posters who may need a stiff drink in the bar use this link

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Aka tries pick-up lines on Trixie!

"so whats this board about?" - trixie

"it's not about anything, i think we are just playing with our new toy... thanks nzm...
**cough** ** sputter*** lol, i like the look of you you are a good looking icon can i buy you a drink? ..." - Aka

STOP PRESS!
Informants have spotted Aka and trixie holding hands at martha and Stefan's engagement party!

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hahaahha

Engagement party? Hmm... must have been a good one cos I don't remember a thing!

Kali spills the beans on long held crush!
"I love you Bubblez :)" - Kali

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Shihad name change announcement planned?
Exactly two months after Shihad announced that they would change their name, they announced their new name to be Pacifier. This has lead to rumours that perhaps Pacifier had already decided on a name but left the public hanging on tender hooks...

(Check the dates on the newsflashes')

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Shihad no more, Shihad are in the process of changing their name. 14/01/02
SHIHAD = PACIFIER, It's Official, the name has changed. See what the boys say. 14/03/02

(Check the dates, (conspiracy theory) could it be that the name was pre - decided?)
(Don't take this too seriously! :b)

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