this weeks award goes to......

carried over from the old "patronising busy body award" but made better cos it is...

Forums: The Bar,

Biggest fake award for lsat week goes to.....

Funky Bitch

She/he got soooo slammed, totally called out and has probably lost here lowley record company office job by know.

You can't fool the NZM community.... too many folks in the know for that.

I know its early in the week but i think I can award this weeks prize....

**Its a brand new life**

and it goes to ..........

Nana

for typing out the longest, most boring, pointless, waste of space posts I have ever seen on this site!!!!

For christ sake woman.... get outside, we don't need to hear about your day-to-day life... save it for people who get off on it.... like pshco net stalkers form the mid west.

The Nominations for NZMs most likely candidate for the 'trench coat mafia' are.......

ummmmm...... nup, got me there..... who?

HI

well i can sfaely say that the eternity award for being the most lovely of the lovelys goes to....

me - peach

oh what a surprise!

ok now someone else's turn

this weeks award for remaining a dormant volcano and restraining herself, with a frothing, twitching mouth, from the rubicon fans and other various boppers considerably well goes to........
................................BuTteRfLY.......................................................
" Oh my Godness I cant believe it! its amazing!! wow, Thank You! *tear*I just like to thank God, and My Mum, for paying the interenet bill and buying our computer, and *sniff* all the NZM forum members for simiulating my mind...O, and of course Gwenth Platrow *breaks down into uncontrolable bawl*...Thank Yobbbbaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! *sniff*"

*award gets ripped outta her hands by muszic doll*
"She tempted my with big fat juicy insults! I couldnt help slipping up a little!! I promise ill be good.....PLEASE DONT TAKE IT AWAY!!...screw you, i was just getting good at controlling myself"

you forgot to thank your lawyer

he wasnt much bloody use to me, the bastard.....actually you might he seen him before...he's Homer Simpson's lawyer, the one with the hip flask.

Nominations for NZM's number one "insert band name here" fan are...

Toady and/or Butterfly for Blindspott.....

iluvpaul and/or iluvrubicon (if they're not the same person anyway!) for Rubicon....

DVSgal and/or Jay Tee for K'lee.....;)

trixie for rubicon

jon jr & shihad
a couple joined at the hip

mike hunt & shihad ;)
enough said

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