Well, I think it was Jimi (or it coulda been Nana) who was talking about a hunt he and a mate did for the cheesiest heavy metal lyrics they could find, someone suggested using it as a topic - so here it is.
From any type of music - what do you think are the lamest lyrics ever written?
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"who would call their kid bruce ...
"who would call their kid bruce anyway...."
:)
You remind me of my jeep; I wanna ride ...
You remind me of my jeep; I wanna ride it
Something like my sounds, I wanna pump it
Girl you look just like my cars; I wanna wax it
And something like my bank account, I wanna spend it
Classic - thats gotta be right up with ...
Classic - thats gotta be right up with the best of them...
(like the new icon - very funky)
New kids on the block had a lot of ...
New kids on the block had a lot of hits,
chinese food makes me sick.....
Ummmmm, what the fuck?
Good Lyrics = New kids on the block ...
Good Lyrics =
New kids on the block sucked a lota dick
Boy/girl groups make me sick
I got sound selections in a wide ...
I got sound selections in a wide array/j'ai des bonbons pour vous manger/party people scream 'Oui, oui, c'est vrai!/'cause I got a remote for my bidet" - Beastie Boys, "Alive"
"Those ain't my panties and that ain't my skanky bra" - haha, we ALL know who this was, don't we?
"Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids/in fact it's cold as hell/and there's no-one there to raise them if you did" - I love Elton John and Bernie Taupin, but what was Taupin on when he thought up this nonsense?
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Beastie Boys have a whole lotta fucked ...
Beastie Boys have a whole lotta fucked up lyrics!!! But a whole lotta cool songs too, old skool Beastie Boys rock!
Yep, check out this pair of gems from ...
Yep, check out this pair of gems from "Intergalactic":
-"when I did graffiti my name was slop"
-"I like my sugar with cwofee and cream"
and more from "Alive":
- A-D-R-O-C-K, I use a microphone like Picasso used clay
- "Here's something that you may not like, my DJ's nake is Mixmaster Mike...but I can't understand 'cause he sounds so nice"
The stuff of poet laurettes, no doubt...
I think this is right.... I'm a ...
I think this is right....
I'm a heater an electric heater plug me in
not lame but very odd
"pulling out my cone, i scratch my ...
"pulling out my cone, i scratch my lip"
dunno if its correct, but whatver it is, its strange!
its "pulling out my comb i scratch my ...
its "pulling out my comb i scratch my leg"
Id say the dumbest lyrics have got to be Klee aye bro.. i mean even her new song.. *can ya feel me?! i can feel ya k'lee* <- EEK!! COME ON!!!
even better! but that k'lee one...get ...
even better! but that k'lee one...get out of it, get out of it! all of her songs man...pop 'stars' taking themselves seriously (or trying to) has given me many a hearty ol laff.
i think its shakira...some new brittney ...
i think its shakira...some new brittney spears thang...
'lucky that my breasts are small and humble so i dont confus them with mountains.'
now thats just bad!
Ok... that is REALLY lame! ...
Ok... that is REALLY lame!
"OH MY GOD! someones put huge ...
"OH MY GOD! someones put huge snow-capped mountains on my chest!! what - oh wait, theyre just my boobies *giggle*"
"I wonder if i've got skiiers today...*looks at boobs*"
Shakira freaks me out!!!...
Shakira freaks me out!!!
this is fully nuthin 2 do with bad ...
this is fully nuthin 2 do with bad lyrics but skankyg- u mite want put ur clock back an hr- day light savings u kno???
shit now i look blond!!!!!!!!! Its the ...
shit now i look blond!!!!!!!!! Its the damn site with the time wrong...........sorry skankyg:)
how about: "*deep guys voice* do you ...
how about:
"*deep guys voice* do you wanna do it in my room?
*girls voices* yes we want to do it in your room.
*deep guys voice* do you wanna do it in my bed?
*girls voices* yes we want to do it in your bed.
*deep guys voice* eenie meenie miny mo, come and do it nice and slow"
have no idea what song that is, but i saw it on max tv years ago and have managed to remember it because its so fucking lame.
thats right take it back! allthough i ...
thats right take it back!
allthough i did have no idea that it was daylight savings!
lol.........yeah i do take it bak...
lol.........yeah i do take it bak
im a lover im a winner im a fighter ...
im a lover im a winner im a fighter gonna set your soul on fire
I can not live without my phone, and ...
I can not live without my phone, and you dont even have a phone...
very nice mel c thanks
How bout 'im blue da ba dee da ba da....' that must've taken some real thought.
that should be ...... and you dont even ...
that should be ...... and you dont even have a HOME.
My bad
If you're going to pick on a Zed song, ...
If you're going to pick on a Zed song, 'Oh Daisy' is the lamest, I thought. What about Voom's 'Beth's Song': "I'll still carry on/ Feeling these feelings that I feel." No wait, I like that line.
I know: Blindspott, 'Nil By Mouth' - that chorus. I believe it's: "Argh! Yargh! Bwargh! Mwargh!" Well done.
*im a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend ...
*im a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in the shower, ooh im making six bucks an hour* bbbbyyyyyy princess superstar?? some stupid name like that??
Yes and the verses are worse i think, i dont remember them but i remember in the clip where she comes onto the father and hes like 'so what are you, 19?' and shes like 'yeah.. in like 5years..'
my love is alien i picked her up night ...
my love is alien i picked her up night
It's "My love is alien, I picked her ...
It's "My love is alien, I picked her up by chance"!
Also, it should be noted that this is regarded (rightly) as one of the greatest intro lines to a NZ song. It is a pun on the latching onto a radio frequency by accident and also falling in love.
Lame and seemingly simple are not the same thing. In fact simple but carefully chosen lyrics are often the best kind.
computer utper uter uter games some ...
computer utper uter uter games
some how it just seemed to fit in here LOL
once again not lame but weird...
once again not lame but weird
Kiss are always good for dumb metal ...
Kiss are always good for dumb metal lyrics:
I got a body built for sin and an appetite for passion
Yeah, I can see the road to ruin and I'm lookin' for some action
I got my finger on the trigger and a match to the fuse
I'll make someone an offer that's too big to refuse
-- I just Wanna from the album Revenge
And what about Kid Rock:
Bawitdabadabangdabangdiggydiggydiggy
(Did I get that right?)
Locally, Fast Times In Tahoe would have to be the dumbest NZ song I've heard in a while. That and anything penned by Matty J.
// Locally, Fast Times In Tahoe heh ...
// Locally, Fast Times In Tahoe
heh you're just hacked off it isn't "Fast Times In Taupo"
"I love every little thing..." would ...
"I love every little thing..." would have to be my Matty J Ruys exception.
I heard on Channel Z that they actually ...
I heard on Channel Z that they actually have been to Tahoe, so that part doesn't annoy me so much any more.
Matty J writing lyrics about K'Lee having "the keys to the jeep" is my beef now. Jeep? I guess it's easier to rhyme with than "Toyota Starlet" or "Mum's Vitara"
"Would it make you sad if I sat back ...
"Would it make you sad if I sat back and made you sad"
Blindspott - Room to Breathe
er... "Would it make you sad if I sat ...
er... "Would it make you sad if I sat back and laughed as I made you sad" rather
How does this make sense?
It's : "Would it make you mad if i, ...
It's : "Would it make you mad if i, Sat back and laughed as I made you sad, As I made you choke...."
It makes perfect sense if you have harnessed honest resentment and love like Damien has and rolled it up into one big angry ball, screaming out for justice - or something like that!
please....
please.
well how about dezeree (spelling uh ...
well how about dezeree (spelling uh oh!)
"i dont wanna see a ghost, its a site that i fear most,
id rather eat a peice of toast...."
now thats got great meaning!!!....(not)
Hanging out 2nd Avenue, Eating ...
Hanging out 2nd Avenue,
Eating Chicken Vindaloo...
Ah, god bless the mighty Ramones.
"What do you expect from someone who is ...
"What do you expect from someone who is named after a cow, yeah. Go figure."
- Zed, "Oh Daisy"
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the lyrics from sk8er boi is really ...
the lyrics from sk8er boi is really lame
actually anything from avril lavigne is lame
YES YES YES X ONE MILLION!! Gawd she ...
YES YES YES X ONE MILLION!!
Gawd she sucks, it's almost funny how she think's she's a punk rocker too. Haha, Another Britney-Pop singer.
she is so FAKE!...
she is so FAKE!
what kinda loser spells boy, boi ...
what kinda loser spells boy, boi anyway?
"boi" is like a term for a gay guy / ...
"boi" is like a term for a gay guy / pretty boy.... like brian molko from placebo. "sk8er boi" doesn't make alot of sense.
"I think I'm a banana tree" Queen...
"I think I'm a banana tree"
Queen
that reminds me of: "Look at me I'm ...
that reminds me of: "Look at me I'm swollen like a banana fish now, I'm never gonna make it out of my hole" - offspring
When we turned into the alley, to our ...
When we turned into the alley, to our surprise
We saw a bunch of hoods right before our eyes
They looked us up and down once, twice and again
There must have been a hundred to a hundred and ten
So, I looked over my shoulder right at my friend
He said 'Nice knowing you' but this is the end
So we battened down the hatches and prepared to fight
Then all of a sudden I seen the light
The time was right, the time to rock
'Cause everybody knows, we're The New Kids On The Block
I like when you strike your pose, take ...
I like when you strike your pose, take off all your preppy clothes...blah blah blah
bloody avril
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