Free phones?????

Sorry guys, but this is unrelated totally to NZ music, I got an email that claims to be giving away free Nokia phones, apparently if you send the mail on, I guess in a way promoting nokia - they'll give you a phone for the trouble......
I'm gonna give it a go anyway, if anyone else wants me to fwd it, leave your address and I will do. Otherwise sorry for taking up precious forum space.

Forums: The Bar,

there a load of total crap, I hate them! There just as anouing as the ones that tell you if you dont send it on yr hotmail account will be deleated. GRRRRRRR! why do ppl even start them!

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Yeah, I reckon anyone who actually believes chainletters is such a fucking retard!
"Hotmails gonna shut down unless you fwd this... signed bill gates"
suuuuuuure
"you're gonna have a terrible sex life unless you fwd this to one million ppl"
suuuuuuuure
Man, I hate chainletters.... anyone want an anti-chainletter chainletter, leave ur addy here... & ill send u the one funny chainletter ive ever received...

& Trixie can vouch for me that it rocks...

the only chain letter i ever liked was the one that took the piss out of chain letters entirely. it was called "the seven types of chain letters" or something like that.

is that the one you mean?

hmmmmm..... I'm just gonna quickly put it online somewhere... & leave a link for anyone who wants 2 see it, cos im too lazy 2 e-mail everyone... check back later 4 link

No, wait... I lie, I'm too lazy to do that also... Just fuck it & forget I said anything.

awwwww....

Awwww, I feel bad 4 disappointing you... Do u still have the 7 types one anywhere? I'll swap it for my one... Guess my e-mail.... you gotta be a real dumbass not to get it (It's a hotmail by the way) No, don't post it... Just e-mail me if you can guess & want the chainletter.
P.S. MSN totally sucks... I only used to use it for the messenger (now I have trillian) & I use it for junk. Grrrr, Bill Gates is one of my enemies. Thats y I don't mind random ppl (you) e-mailing me there 4 the chainletter

sweet. emailed ya :)

yep, sent it to u too... mines similar, cept altered making it funnier ;)
Ohhhh, I love it so much

OOOOOH I HATE CHAIN MAIL!

and adds. "have you tried chinese herbal remedies?"
"interest rates drop, lowest in history!"
"free mobile phones" (AND YES IT IS A SCAM)
"sexy young teens" EWWW and i will hunt down the bastard who subscribed me to all this shit and kill them...

also yes that 7 types of chain mail is hallarious.

the worst spam is (if you are with Ihug) the "virus warning" stuff they send. They pretend to be concerned for you and doing the good deed of notifying you of new viruses till you get to the end of the e-mail:

This virus is at medium risk at the moment so ensure you have a suitable virus protection solution.

Infact for less than 10 cents a day you can have virus protection all year round with i-Spy - get it now -

Hey if you guys have got friends forwding you stuff go to this link and send them what it comes up with, its only a joke but its real funny! :)

http://www.sendingfun.com/12steps/ ]

Heres a fwd I recieved from a guy. Thank god he only sends me stuff like this, and not all the other crap, but I still get heaps of it!
-M@tt

++++

Everyone Say It With Me ...

1) I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I
DON'T forward an email!

2) I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward an e-mail.

3) Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria's Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me.

4) Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to more than 50 people!

5) I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from Coca
Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10
people.

6) I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail ... NEVER--NEVER!!

7) There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people!

8) There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in England collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old. He is now cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS.

9) The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that, if passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we send.

10) There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flowers,
characters, or program that I will receive immediately after I forward an e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO,NADA!!

11) The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to certain individual dying of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations.

12) And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things by
telling me I am not their friend or that I don't believe in Jesus Christ.
If God wants to send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will burn before He picks up a PC to pass it on!

Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon or you will surely be constipated for the next three months and all of your hair will fall out!

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ha ha i got that same stupid chain letter just a few days ago i deleted it straight away! its a whole lot of bull shit a lot of the chain letters are