NARRATOR - And on next week's show we'll introduce SoldierBoy, a sexy lad hailing from the dreary suburbs of Auckland. You'll get to see him do amazing things like contribute to nzmusic.com and obsess over his Smiths albums. And the following week, SoldierBoy watches TV!

Bum Dance! Bum Dance!

I was in Melbourne recently, and it amazes me how people there still go on about Big Brother, over six months after it's demise. Sara-Marie is almost considered a national figure of some sort. The rest of the cast (possibly minus Shana - sp?) still feature on TV and in magazines - all this for living your life in a studio-disguised-as-a-house for weeks on end doing zilch? Well, except maybe talk about "innies and outties", making the douvets "dance" and bum dancing.

I only ever watched the uncut edition of the show - it's the boy in me ;). I still think they let Andy go too soon - who knows what she might've come up with!

actually i probably should'nt have said that last bit....im cant wait for the responses from those "anti-sarah marie" people.....

ahaha!! excatly!! tight arse american prudes....no wonder he dumped her!! ;) me and my friends pissed ourself when she was dissed and dismissed.....she really fucks me off....and first dates?? i didnt even know that nz teenagers went on dates....maybe its just my friends....but if any of us like a guy....screw dates! just go hook up with him.....not that i do that....the guys where i live are all fucken meat heads.....:P

//but if any of us like a guy....screw dates! just go hook up with him.....not that i do that....the guys where i live are all fucken meat heads.....:P

Oh please carry on. This is most interesting.

No, about hooking up with guys instead of "dating" them.

oh you know....girl goes to party, girl doesnt know how much she can handle and as a result consumes far too much alcohol, girl leeches onto the first boy she can find and hey presto, she wakes up in the morning with a hangover and a std!!! of course im only generalising here....no, but seriously, judging by my friends, if two people or should i say teenagers get together you'll usually find that it all started in a drunken mess at someones party.....

//girl goes to party, girl doesnt know how much she can handle and as a result consumes far too much alcohol, girl leeches onto the first boy she can find and hey presto, she wakes up in the morning with a hangover and a std!!!

Sorry I asked.

Hehe, damn drunken teenagers!
it's a bit off topic but anyone in Christchurch check out the thing about "drunken Teenagers" using Elmwood Park as a party area (pg 5, Press) Funny, it says about how terrified residents call the police, the last 2 Friday nights, I have sat watching the police chase them around, as I live in that area. I tell you, there is nothing more amusing than watching cops run in little lines, like army men or something.
PS, if any of the party attendees read this, STAY THE HELL OUTTA MY YARD!!

The old drunken pashing scenario...rock on being 16/17 etc...yeah that programme is def. not a true depiction of NZ's youth..at all. They obviously needed a space filler...its ridiculous.. the munt model girl...hair model girl...yeah that episode. She is just whack...she amazed me, she portrays her self as being quite conceited...& in angst of concealing her humiliation, by saying something along the lines of..." i think i may get rid of so & so...etc" when he obviously wasnt even interested in her intially, fuk we saw his reaction & heard his lame excuse after she had waited at the 'mall' for like an hour. She just needed to tell him to rack off & shack up with some other meat axe & drown her woes ina few glasses of Kristov Vodka ...HA! Fucking melodramatic really...verging on being pathetic. I just had to watch it though, because some people @ work were taking the piss out of it...But TVNZ or whatever that programme(or rather poor excuse) is a fukking shambles, it puts us fellow youth to a crying shame. I shake my head at it, it makes me want to curl up like a petrified hedgehog & fukking hibernate.

oh jesus yes..i watching half of it but i was babysitting so i had to run around after these little shits i was looking after...but i did catch the bit where it showed the american sitting in the toilets, on the floor by herself.........AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! did i laugh my arse off something shocking! i think i scared the kids i was looking after...what a frikkin dick!! seriously...the last time i remember sitting on the floor in the toilets was when i was like 5!! she seriously needs to stop living her life as if its a fucking soap opera....cus shes just making herself look like a fool and getting herself disappointed...cus if she ever does finally meet her man of her dreams (when shes like 50!), he'll probably be a gorgeously toned prike, whos favourite activity is looking at himself in the mirror......life isnt meant to be perfect....

oh my godness you can not be serious?! shes like 5"1', so that makes her as tall as my hip!! but theres nothing wrong with a bit of shortness i suppose.....but still theres her face...now that strikes a problem if shes aiming to be attractive..;) no srry that was harsh...but seriously yew!! thats like me saying " i think the gay guy is spunky!! "....Lt. i thought you had some taste...i shouldve guessed when you said k'lee was hot....;)

//...i shouldve guessed when you said k'lee was hot

Yeah, well...

//' blonde hair that sparkles in the sun and skin as white as paper'

AAHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH DEAR LORD! attack of the cheesiness.... oh dear. how about "i am incredibly superficial and cheesy to bout, and i would like a partner much like myself" oh dear lord.

~/ blonde hair that sparkles in the sun and skin as white as paper/~
yes i did wonder if that was a pathetic attempt at poetry...dont forget 'and soft as silk', how fukking amature.
Did you also see there 'party'...hmmm raging those kids are really racey & hardcore man it puts my simple & safe life to shame...(pls note a very small hint of sarcasm).