Well one of my email addresses has been around for about 6 years and has been included on probably a 1000 spam CD's by now. The joyous benefits of this is 30 spam's a day, with some of the scariest subject headers of all time - e.g. one of the classics "Sluts who love to swallow".
Post your gems here as they arrive....
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dammit, i just deleted my junk ...
dammit, i just deleted my junk mail!
ah well, i'll be back tomorrow with the 57 or so that arrive in the next 24 hours (truly).
there are some sick bastards out there..........
hehehe.. it's scary eh jimi!...
hehehe..
it's scary eh jimi!
its even scarier when they put your ...
its even scarier when they put your name in the subject line and you have NO idea how they got it!
scariest: when your email address ...
scariest: when your email address isn't even in the 'to' box...... how the hell does it get to your account????
received early feb 02 "FURRY NAKED ...
received early feb 02
"FURRY NAKED BARNYARD FRIENDS!!!! "
"BOY 15 EARNS $71,000.00 IN 5 ...
"BOY 15 EARNS $71,000.00 IN 5 DAYS!"
"ARE SHAVED? J'LO IS"
"INCREASE YOUR PENIS SIZE 714%!!!!"
one i got just now. -- earn money in ...
one i got just now.
-- earn money in your sleep --
"I choose life instead of fat"...
"I choose life instead of fat"
"Increase sexual energy - Reduce body ...
"Increase sexual energy - Reduce body fat - Look 10 years younger!" - all three with one product? WOW!
"HOT YOUNG TEEN SLUTS" - classic, how many millions of variations of this line make their way into my junk mail
"Rock-Bottom Mortgage Rates! *FREE Online Quotes*//Stressing Over Debt? Get FREE Help!//Earn a fixed return of 45% paid quarterly!//PAY OFF DEBT FAST! SLASH PAYMENTS BY 60%~ FREE SERVICE!//$2,000/week with your computer and Phone!" - how desperate/idiotic do people have to get before they resort to the internet for financial advice? i can't believe some people fall for that shit!
"FREE LIFETIME ADULT SITE VIP PASSWORD!" - vip password? me?? free??? YESSSSSS!!!!!
blaaaaaarghhhhhh its all such overwhelming bollocks.
just a warning to people out there planning to click on the 'unsubscribe' option at the bottom of some of those emails - don't. i found out that doing that just confirms your email account is active; you'll get bombarded with more crap.
One I just got: a ...
One I just got: a classic...
Subject: "New Pill makes your semen taste sweet-she'll swallow and love it"
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No more salty or bitter taste. 98% of women say they would perform more oral sex and even swallow, if there partners semen tasted better.
Now with a single pill that makes you taste sweet, you can increase the amount of oral sex you receive by 10 times or more. Women all over the world are finally loving performing oral sex on there men.
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apologies for any offense -- too good not to share (the email that is, not, ahem, uh...)
eat oranges - lots of em - and ignore ...
eat oranges - lots of em - and ignore that spermspam - they're just jerkin you round
I reckon it sooo is your e-mail ...
I reckon it sooo is your e-mail provider selling your address to people...
I have had 5 hotmails over the last 3 yrs & have to keep getting new ones, 'cos they get full of spam even tho I don't use them for any lists or e-mail - only chat
My regular e-mail @ yahoo! has no spam ever.
Stupid Microsoft, but what do you expect?
And don't ya hate aquaintances & their chain letters? None of my good friends send me these. Only random classmates who I dislike after they bombard me w/ chain letters.
High Res Adult Videos xxmjf & yes, ...
High Res Adult Videos xxmjf
& yes, it is from my hotmail account, which I have only given to 5 friends & have not signed up to any lists with. Fuck, I hate Microsoft!
It's probably not MS giving out your ...
It's probably not MS giving out your account info because this can happen with pretty much any free email service. Spammers are getting pretty good at just guessing names, especially on hotmail accounts. They just set their computers to generate potential names using combinations of words, names and numbers and send an email to those names. The emails that don't bounce get added to their list and spammed over and over again.
I thought it rather peculiar though, ...
I thought it rather peculiar though, when a friend (with a similar non-disclosure policy) had to ditch his "thismonkeyisgoingtonewtown" hotmail address because of spam...he had to change the next (similarly obscure) hotmail address after just six months.
The problem with hotmail is that it's ...
The problem with hotmail is that it's too damned popular...
From "The House that Spam Built"
//Hotmail, owned by Microsoft, is, by virtue of its 110 million users, among the
world's biggest e-mail providers. It is, therefore, one of the world's biggest
spam buckets. The number of messages it gets each day is closing in on two billion.
Up to 80% are spam.
//Spam, for someone in the e-mail business today, is like cold for someone at
the North Pole. It's everywhere, and if you forget about it even for a minute,
it can kill you. Hotmail engineers constantly monitor their machines. A sudden
deluge of spam, if not tended to, will take down the whole system.
//Hotmail's bunker-like operations center in
San Jose, Calif. In some ways, it's the house that spam built. The rooms -- icy cold
from air conditioning -- house row upon row of stacked gear, panel lights all a-blinking.
New gear is added almost weekly to keep up with demand. There are thousands of servers,
and many pedabytes of storage. (Each pedabyte is a million gigabytes; you probably have
10 or 20 gigabytes on your PC.) The electricity used here could power 7,000 homes.
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The buyers are waiting to hear your message ...(i mean how dumb do they think we are??)
this is the content of an e-mail sent ...
this is the content of an e-mail sent to me by a friend tonight, that i would like to share
// We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons"
> >>>where:
> >>> > :) means a smile and
> >>> > :( is a frown
> >>> > Well, how about some "assicons?"
> >>> > Here goes:
> >>> > (_!_) a regular ass
> >>> > (__!__) a fat ass
> >>> > (!) a tight ass
> >>> > (_*_) a sore ass
> >>> > {_!_} a swishy ass
> >>> > (_o_) an ass that's been around
> >>> > (_x_) kiss my ass
> >>> > (_X_) leave my ass alone
> >>> > (_zzz_) a tired ass
> >>> > (_o^o_) a wise ass
> >>> > ( _ E=mc2_) a smart ass
> >>> > (_$_) Money coming out of his ass
> >>> > (_?_) Dumb Ass
> >>> > (_nibbles_) A Blow Ass ... Just ...
> >>> > (_nibbles_) A Blow Ass ... Just pulling ya tail nibbles
> >>> > (_funkymonkey_) A pain in the ...
> >>> > (_funkymonkey_) A pain in the Ass
> >>> > (_nana_) A wrinkled old prune ...
> >>> > (_nana_) A wrinkled old prune Ass..... had to say it before any one else did
this came to mind (_+++_) bite my ...
this came to mind
(_+++_) bite my ass...... well I think it looks like clamped teeth or this one (-W-) with sharp teeth
(_#_) arse wipe (hairy arse) (_@_) ...
(_#_) arse wipe (hairy arse)
(_@_) arse hole
(_;_) Missed a bit
(~) Worked your arse off
(_H_) ?
(_A+_) Smart arse
P.S: An ass is a donkey, an arse is your bum.
It is come to my attention that you ...
It is come to my attention that you have made a rather incorrect ASSumption Escy. 'Ass' is one of those words that have crossed over into the 'double' meaning catergory just like 'bugger' and this honour (?) is acknowledged in most modern dictionaries.
Kind Regards
Col. Butt Seriously
[ http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=ass ]
Argh!!! The corruption of English! ...
Argh!!! The corruption of English! What next???
(The sky is falling, the sky is falling!) ;-b
Guess I (_;_).
the best yet: "beautiful nurses ...
the best yet:
"beautiful nurses doing all nasty things imaginable"
// Well one of my email addresses has ...
// Well one of my email addresses has been around for about 6 years
// and has been included on probably a 1000 spam CD's by now.
// The joyous benefits of this is 30 spam's a day...
Ah, the low-spam era of 2002. I've likewise had my various email addresses in the public domain for about 8 years now, so get a truckload of spam. I recently installed a washer called Cloudmark SpamNet that filters spam by comparing incoming emails to a database that's been created by the 'Cloudmark Community' -- ie. if you get spam, you click a button, it goes into the database, and once enough people have reported a certain email as spam, your email client just drops any further instances of it straight into the mailbox. I highly recommend it, actually (without wanting to sound like a spammer myself).
Anyway, one of the groovy features of SpamNet is its stats. Frightening stuff. In one month, from 4-March to 4 April, I got...
7855 emails in total
4615 of them were classified as spam automatically
ie. 58% of all my incoming email was crap. Add perhaps another 25% of the remaining emails that made it through the filter that hadn't been classified as spam, but were, and that's about 5400 spam emails in one month. 180 a day. Mad.
It also means I'm getting 80 emails a day that I presumably want, and in some cases, have to deal with. So, yes, apologies if I'm slow to reply to any emails anyone may have fired my way recently.
Just thought I'd share that with y'all.
link please...
link please
ah, of course. just goes to show what a ...
ah, of course. just goes to show what a lame spammer I would be.
[ http://www.cloudmark.com/ ]
ah, and before you go any ...
ah, and before you go any further...
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Windows 98 / NT / 2000 / XP
Outlook 2000 / 2002 / XP
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