Red Faced Purchase

I say, as one with an eye for a bargain I quite often extend my Family's purchasing power by attending the Auction's habitually in this fair Garden City of Christchurch.

recently I was delighted to be able to procure the Adaptation of the George Orwell classic "Animal Farm" on video from the Metropolitan Police. As a keen student of Anarchist and Socialist thought I found quite ironic to make a purchase at this auction.

However after organizing Video presentation at my local Worship House this afternoon I was somewhat dismayed and embarrassed to find the once property of a Howard Broad was quite a different Animal Farm to that which the congregation had gathered to see.
Whilst such a use of a step-ladder may be considered of merit in some circles ,it has done me no good and I presently face excommunication.

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Is it a beastiality video?
A friend recently stopped all conversation at the reunion of his antenatal (I hate Natal too) group by asking if anyone else had seen "Old McDonalds Farm"
Ha!

Oh dear, If it's what I think it is ... I already have a mental picture of what the Step ladder was used for ... and as for the rest of it .. and Old McDonalds farm .... I've got breakfast coming up soon, and these are not image's I want as I tuck into my bacon & egg sandwich !!